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CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

CraftyTeenWisdom

advice, aging, appreciation, CraftyTeenWisdom, Experience, growth, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, personal development, perspective, Reflection, Self Discovery, teenager, wisdom

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BidenCraft: Wish I Convinced Israelis!

administration, biden, BidenCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Convinced, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israelis, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation skills, peace negotiations, Persuasion, political strategy, president, regret, united states

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2033	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Buildings Constructed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.

also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?

BullyCraft: No Woof Woofs!

animal control, animal welfare, breed restrictions, breed-specific legislation, BullyCraft, dog breed, dog breed restrictions, dog ownership, Irish laws, Irish pets, legislation, ownership restrictions, pet ownership, pet ownership laws, pet regulations, republic of ireland, restricted breeds, woof, Woofs, XL bullies, XL bully breed, XL bully laws, XL bully ownership

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magic Items Found:	4560	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ores Mined:	5695	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

so, like, this server is like the wildest place to be, man. we got XL bullies running around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got them under control. it’s like a whole Republic of Ireland up in here, but with more blocks and less leprechauns.

join us if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dog breeds that are so restricted, they make your head spin. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe from any doggy danger.

come on over and build with us, fight with us, and laugh with us. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. then maybe stay away. but for everyone else, this server is the place to be. let’s do this!

Life’s UnfairCraft

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, complaining, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Fairness, Gratitude, life lessons, life not fair, Lifes, mindset shift, negative mindset, opportunities, personal growth, perspective, positive outlook, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, silver lining, UnfairCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, liek, u know how sumtimes life is just, like, not fair? well, wat if i told u that on dis epic minecraft server, life not being fair is actually a GOOD thing?! yah, u heard me right!

on dis server, u can, liek, build a house out of diamonds and no one will judge u cuz life not being fair means u get all da good stuff! u can ride a pig off a cliff and survive cuz life not being fair means u get to cheat death!

join dis server and experience da wild ride of life not being fair in all da best ways possible! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with cake and llamas. yah, it’s dat crazy.

CraftyScientistz

Academia, ACADEMIC, academic integrity, Assistance, Authorship, citation, collaboration, CraftyScientistz, data analysis, Disclosure, Ethics, papers, peer review, Plagiarism, publication, research, scholarly communication, scientists, third party services, transparency, Writing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	257499	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. like, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens and they give out diamonds like candy on Halloween.

And get this, the whole server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the ocean of lava. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun, man.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can hang out with unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

So, like, come join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Thugcraft: Where even the creepers fear to tread – join us if you dare! 18+ only!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Australia, backups, build events, Cheating, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, CREEPERS, Datapacks, default settings, Disabled fire spawning, discord server, Double Shulker Shell Drops, Dragon drops elytra, End Gateways, English only., Europe, fear, Friends, Griefing, Jackbox, Join, microphone, more mob heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, PvP competitions, rules, shopping district, Silence Mobs, smp, stealing, Thugcraft, Tread, Vanilla, vanilla settings, voice chat, world seed, worldwide latency

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	2652	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who are we?
Why did we start Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server without restrictions, complicated rules, or abusive mods. The server is 7 years old and on its ninth season.
Who are we looking for?	Players over 18 are welcome. Aim to keep average player count at 10 and peak player activity under 20.
Community	Focus on cooperation and commerce. Spawn features a shopping district for player builds. Hold regular events and use Discord for communication.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat
Technical Stuff	Great worldwide latency Uses Paper with vanilla settings Unknown world seed Various datapacks implemented Frequent backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Thugcraft?

Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

What are the server rules?

Rules include no griefing, stealing, or cheating, and chat must be in English only.

Are there any age restrictions to join Thugcraft?

Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply.

What kind of community events does Thugcraft host?

Regular community events include build events, PvP competitions, and game nights playing Among Us or Jackbox.

FridayNight Minecraft Server

Friday feeling, friday fun, friday night, friday night activities, friday night celebration, friday night drinks, Friday night entertainment, Friday night excitement, Friday night fever, Friday Night Lights, friday night out, friday night party, friday night plans, friday night relaxation, friday night socializing, friday night unwind, friday night vibes, FridayNight, Minecraft, party time, Server, TGIF, weekend vibes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be on a Friday night!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and compete in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond-studded pigs, a haunted mansion where you can play hide and seek with ghosts, and a disco party every hour on the hour.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes…literally!

CraftyCroatia Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Controversial slogan, CraftyCroatia, Croatian history, Croatian nationalism, Croatian war cry, ethnic cleansing, Extreme nationalism, Far-right slogan, fascism, Fascist slogan, Genocide, Hate Speech, Independent State of Croatia, Minecraft, Nationalist slogan, Political slogan, Server, Ustashe slogan, War Crimes, world war II, WWII slogan, Za dom spremni

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creepers that dare to come near you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers like yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust us, this chicken has some serious moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t forget to shout “Za dom spremni!” before you log in for extra luck and protection.

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

affair accusations, Best Friend, blowing up, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLove, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, fixing relationship, Honesty, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Preferences, proposal idea, relationship, religious family, Server, specific plan, spending time, stole idea, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2323	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where proposals are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of having your engagement plan stolen by your best friend and used by your fiancé! It’s like a romantic comedy, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of being accused of having an affair with your best friend, all because of a harmless joke! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even some love triangles. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and see if you can navigate through the chaos of relationships and engagements in the world of blocks and pixels!