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  • NijiCraft Minecraft Server

    NijiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 288
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the chaos is as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join us for a chance to mine with the Nijisanji EN crew, who are more skilled at building than a team of architects on speed!

    Ever wanted to team up with LazuLight and OBSYDIA to take on Ethyria and Luxiem in an epic battle for blocky supremacy? Well, now’s your chance! Dive into ILUNA and XSOLEIL territories, where the only limit is your imagination and the occasional zombie horde.

    But wait, there’s more! Join Krisis and TTT for some intense PvP action, or chill out in Denauth with the Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous crew. With a teamup schedule that’s more organized than a chest full of diamonds, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle! See you in the game, blockheads!

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  • CraftyAyanokoji in the Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAyanokoji in the Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 6090
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate identity crisis experience! Our server is filled with characters that are so eerily similar to you, you’ll question your own existence. From look-alikes to personality matches, you’ll find yourself in a parallel universe where everyone is just like you. Imagine walking around and seeing your doppelganger at every turn, it’s like a never-ending mirror maze of self-discovery. Who knows, maybe one of these characters is actually the real you and you’re just a figment of their imagination. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown as you navigate through a world where everyone is you, but not really you. It’s a trip you won’t want to miss!

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  • UnbornGodMomDrama

    UnbornGodMomDrama
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 495
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.

    Looking for a server where boundaries are blurred and titles are up for grabs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good ol’ family feud. Who needs Godparents when you can have a self-proclaimed Godmother causing chaos at every turn?

    Join now and witness the epic battle between a soon-to-be parent and a persistent wannabe Godmother. Will diplomacy prevail or will the drama escalate to new heights? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it means writing “from your godmother” in a baby shower guestbook. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • CreepyCraft: Server of Spooks

    CreepyCraft: Server of Spooks
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6137
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey fellow gamers! Have you ever played a video game that was so terrifying, you had to hide under your covers and pray for daylight? Well, imagine that feeling, but in Minecraft! Our server is so spooky, even the creepers are scared to come out at night. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the haunted mines filled with ghostly zombies and skeleton warriors. But be warned, our Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on over and test your bravery, if you think you can handle the spine-chilling thrills that await you!

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  • CraftyBulgarianEU-NATO

    CraftyBulgarianEU-NATO
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7733
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Magic Items Found: 1049
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got bulgarians who are like totally pro-NATO and EU and they are like so over russia man. like they are building the sickest structures in the game, like legit they built a replica of the EU parliament building but with a twist – it’s made entirely out of diamonds. and the NATO headquarters? yeah, that’s a giant castle made out of emeralds.

    not only that, but we have a secret underground bunker where all the bulgarians hang out and discuss their plans for world domination. rumor has it they are working on a plan to turn all the creepers into peace-loving sheep.

    so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, come join us on the server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the bulgarian leader, who goes by the name of Vlad the Diamond King. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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  • TannedTemptresses

    TannedTemptresses
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9501
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 718069
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 320 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Zombie Dances: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we all compete to get the best tan in the game! forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, the real challenge is getting that perfect golden glow.

    we have competitions every week to see who can spend the most time in the virtual sun, with special prizes for the players who achieve the darkest shade of tan. but be careful, spending too much time in the sun can lead to virtual sunburns and even virtual skin cancer.

    so come join us and show off your tan lines, because on this server, beauty is pain (even if it’s just pixels)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Realms of Island PVP: Where No One is White-listening

    The Realms of Island PVP: Where No One is White-listening
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1997
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Alien Abductions: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1168
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Realm Code UeUXxq9aV6JJ-FY
    Description Enter a realm where battles are fierce, skills are tested, and victory awaits the bravest. Join our PvP server for adrenaline-pumping combat and epic showdowns. Are you ready to conquer the pixelated battlefield? This is a small island PvP server with no rules, have fun and enjoy yourselves.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server without a realm code? No, you will need the realm code provided to access the server.
    Are there any rules on the PvP server? No, this server has no rules. Enjoy the freedom to play how you like.
    How many players can join the server at once? The server can accommodate up to 20 players at a time.
    Is there a specific theme or map layout for the PvP battles? The battles take place on a small island with natural terrain features providing strategic advantages.

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  • KazCraft Minecraft Server

    KazCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9789
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 416
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as sturdy as the love from Kazakhstan! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with mystery and adventure.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden village in the depths of the server. Little did they know, the villagers were actually shape-shifting llamas in disguise! They challenged the players to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty funky.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the love from Kazakhstan like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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  • Minecraft SMP: It starts with a Creeper Hug

    Minecraft SMP: It starts with a Creeper Hug
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3133
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs, where the pigs can fly (literally), and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Who needs a regular old chicken farm when you have that kind of poultry power?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughs, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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  • MommaBear’s Den Minecraft Server

    MommaBear’s Den Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8798
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unexpected visitors showing up on your virtual doorstep demanding things that are rightfully yours? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about birth mothers or any other unwanted guests interfering with your gameplay!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without fear of someone claiming it as their own. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any real-life drama.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect your creations at all costs. So come join us and experience a world where you can truly be the master of your own Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only surprises you’ll encounter are the ones you create yourself!

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