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ShowerTime Minecraft Server

Server, Chronic illness, late night shower, late shower, chronic pain management

Are you tired of being yelled at for taking late-night showers by your roommate’s obnoxious boyfriend? Do you want a safe space where you can shower in peace without being called a “retard” for having dyslexia? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where late-night showers are not only allowed but encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and coping mechanisms, that’s why we have a special shower room in our virtual world where you can relax and wash away all your worries. No more interruptions, no more judgments, just pure showering bliss.

And the best part? Our virtual roommate’s boyfriend doesn’t exist, so you’ll never have to deal with his nonsense ever again. Join now and shower to your heart’s content, because on our server, self-care always comes first!

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CousinCraft: No Adoption Zone

System, Zone, medical needs, decision, PRESSURE

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even your meth addict cousin’s baby (due 1/21/25) is considering joining!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly you’re faced with the decision of whether or not to take guardianship of a baby born to a meth addict. Will you step up to the challenge or let the baby fend for itself in the system? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky characters and unpredictable twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft with a baby on your hands?

So come on, join our server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

digestive system, vomit stories, health issues, embarrassing moments, unpleasant experiences

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Blocktopia Lifechanger

profound impact, lifechanger.., transformative moment, transformative journey, life-changing experience.

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have trained ninja villagers who will protect you from those pesky creepers with their epic martial arts skills! Join us for a life-changing experience where you’ll learn valuable lessons like always carry a bucket of water to put out those fiery skeletons or never trust a pigman with your diamonds. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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QuitCraft Rewards: Stop Smoking & Start Mining

Start, STOP, stop smoking, smoking, health promotion

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we be offering rewards that will make you quit smokin’ like a pro! We got people stoppin’ their bad habits left and right, all thanks to our epic incentives. For every 100 peeps who get that sweet cash, 10 of ’em gonna be kickin’ that ciggy butt to the curb for good. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you from quittin’ when you got them rewards rollin’ in. So come on over and join the fun, we’ll help you quit smokin’ and build the best blocky world ever!

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🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

PvP, banner, GIF, BESTIX, OWNER

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

chill.bestixworld.ru

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Nation-States

Trade, Survival, Community, nationstates, player

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20+ survival multiplayer server that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction on a limited map using the towny claiming system. Whether you enjoy building or PvP, there is something for everyone on Nation-States.

Join our Discord server for updates and community.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does Nation-States use?	Nation-States uses the towny claiming system.
Is Nation-States more geared towards casual or PvP players?	Nation-States caters to both casual building players and those interested in PvP.
How can I join Nation-States?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above for updates and to connect with the community.

Outer Weave 1.20.2

Nature, wingspan, species, transformation, flutter

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server if you wanna share those beautiful butterflies with the world!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna show off their butterfly collection to a bunch of pixelated strangers, amirite?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret butterfly garden hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest and most majestic butterflies of them all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s spread those butterfly vibes together!

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TikTokTunes Minecraft Server

concentration, morning habits, personal space, tiktoktunes, technology etiquette

Are you tired of your partner blasting TikToks at 2x speed in the morning without using earbuds? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! On our server, you can build a virtual fortress where no one can disturb your peace, not even your speedy TikTok-loving partner. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with noise-canceling blocks, so you can finally concentrate on your morning routine without any distractions. Say goodbye to auditory assaults and hello to a serene Minecraft oasis. Join now and reclaim your sanity!

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NoHouseGuestsAllowed

Decision making, living arrangements, overcrowding, immigration, Eviction

Are you tired of having unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house where you can kick out anyone you want without any consequences! No more sharing bathrooms with your in-laws or dealing with their drama. Build your dream home and live in peace, away from all the family drama. Join now and say goodbye to unwanted guests forever!

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