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CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Potions Brewed:	169
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

Aquatic Oasis Craft

Aquatic, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, aquatic environment, aquatic habitats, aquatic life, aquatic species, Craft, marine biodiversity, marine ecology, marine ecosystem, marine habitats, marine life, marine organisms, natural habitat, Oasis, oceanic environment, underwater creatures, underwater habitats, underwater world, water creatures, water dwelling animals, water environment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Votes:	7210	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where water creatures rule the land! forget about boring old land animals, we have dolphins riding pigs, squids building castles, and turtles leading armies!

dive into the depths of our underwater world and discover hidden treasures, secret caves, and ancient ruins. swim with the sharks, battle the sea monsters, and ride on the backs of giant squids.

on land, things are just as wild. chickens can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! climb to the top of our floating mountains, explore our enchanted forests, and build your own kingdom in the clouds.

join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever created. who needs boring old land when you can have a world where anything is possible? come make a splash with us today!

VisionCraft: Nerve Repair Drug

brain enhancement, clinical trials, DRUG, experimental drug, LL-341070, Medical research, myelin repair, myelin sheath, nerve, nerve damage, nerve fibers, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurology, new drug, promising results, Repair, vision improvement, vision loss, vision restoration, vision therapy, VisionCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Zombie Dances:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	8741
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can restore your vision in the game! we got this new drug called LL-341070 that can make your brain go brrrr and repair all the damaged stuff in your virtual world. just like how it enhanced mices brain in real life, it will enhance your minecraft brain too! who needs glasses when you can just pop a pill and see clearly again in the game? join us now and experience the ultimate high of virtual vision restoration!

Zoobastiks server minecraft

Adventure, Auctions, Communication, Community, Discord, Economy, FANTASY, Interactive, Magic, Minecraft, particles, Prizes, Protection, Quests, roulette, Server, Shop, Shops, Starter Kit, Technologies, Telegram, Trade, Vampirism, Zoobastiks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to the Zoobastiks server!

Immerse yourself in a unique world, where each corner is impregnated with magic and adventure! Here, technologies are intertwined with fantasy, and incredible opportunities are waiting for you at every turn. The entrance is available from any version of Minecraft from 1.12.2 to 1.21.4 – just connect to Zoobastiks.20tps.name and start your journey!

Features of Zoobastiks

? Develop communication: our convenient chat provides many opportunities for communication and interaction with other players.

? Epic tasks and awards: participate in daily quests, collect rare objects and win cool prizes!

? Economic system: open shops, trade with other players and earn, developing your empire.

✨ Unique effects and animations: Explore the world surrounded by particles, light effects and visual magic.

? Protection of the territory: create your possessions and ensure their safety from unwanted guests.

⚒️ Interactive mechanics: convenient teleportation, auctions, unique objects and many other opportunities for the game to become even more exciting.

? Happy roulette: experience good luck in the draws and feel the excitement of victories!

Zoobastiks community

We created platforms that unite players, wherever they are:

Telegram chat: Connect to our Zoobastik channel in Telegram. The server chat is synchronized with Telegram, so you can always be in touch with friends!

Discord community: Discuss strategies, find new friends or just relax, communicating in our Discord.

Zoobastiks is a world where everyone will find their place. It doesn’t matter if you want to build, explore or trade, this server is waiting for you. Enter the game, connect to IP zoobastiks.20tps.name and start your story!

? Zoobastiks is your world, your rules.

zoobastiks.20tps.name

Ravencraft

Adults, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Donor base, Experiment, Explore, Firespread, Hacks, hard difficulty, high-end hardware, lgbtqi, Mature, multiplayer, Nether, new map, Overworld, Ravencraft, Sleep plugin, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Star Shards Collected:	101
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Ravencraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Address:	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules:	https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html
Gallery:	https://www.ravensburg.org/gallery/index.html

About Us:

New map for 1.21.4
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty with sleep plugin
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
High-end, dedicated hardware
BlueMap and Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re looking for players who:

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at mc.ravensburg.org and follow the instructions provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is not allowed, as we focus on a community-oriented gameplay experience.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	We have a restricted items list that is regularly updated, so make sure to check the rules for the current list.
Can I use mods on the server?	We encourage a semi-vanilla experience, so major gameplay-changing mods are not allowed. However, visual mods like shaders may be permitted.
How can I apply to be a member of the server?	Simply join the server and ask for the application process from the staff members. It’s quick and painless!

IndieCraft Central 1.21.3

1.21.3, biggest indies, central, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, LIVESTREAMING, vtuber analytics, vtuber archives, VTuber channels, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber ferrets, vtuber logos, VTuber oshi, vtuber promotion, vtuber shilling, vtuber templates, vtuber threads, VTuber trends, VTuber viewership, vtuber vods, vtuber wordcloud

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Falling into the Void:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you like big indie vtubers with over 1000 viewers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this Minecraft server where we build pixelated versions of the biggest vtubers out there. No 999 CCV oshi allowed, we only want the big boys and girls with 4 views or higher. Check out our live /BIG/s and create your own wordcloud with our special creator. Don’t forget to rock our /BIG/ logo while you’re at it. And hey, we even have ferrets! Join us on this wild ride and make your Minecraft dreams come true. Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous server. See you there!

PurrfectPixelCraft

abandoned pets, animal rescue, animal welfare, cat, emergency care, EUTHANASIA, euthanized, Feline, feline health, pet adoption, pet care, pet euthanasia, pet ownership, pet responsibility, PurrfectPixelCraft, rescue, rescue organizations, spay/neuter, stray cat, vet bills

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Crops Grown:	5659

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cat rescue missions more than anything else! Join us and help save virtual cats from the dangers of the blocky world.

Imagine this: you stumble upon a poor, timid Minecraft cat in the freezing -20c weather. The virtual rescue team is too busy to help, so it’s up to you to spay/neuter, vaccinate, and socialize the little furball. But wait, the cat suddenly falls into respiratory distress! Do you have what it takes to make the tough decision to either spend $700 on emergency care or euthanize the cat? The fate of the virtual kitty is in your hands!

Join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, but a virtual hero for all the pixelated felines out there. And remember, if you can’t handle the heat of the virtual vet bills, maybe it’s time to rethink your cat-saving career in the blocky world. So, are you ready to be a hero or just another pixelated villain? Join now and let the cat-rescuing adventures begin!

HateDeservedNot_MinecraftSMP

criticism backlash, deserving hate, excessive hate, harsh judgment, hate victims, HateDeservedNot_MinecraftSMP, misunderstood, negative attention, public backlash, public scrutiny, scapegoat, targeted unfairly, undeserved negativity, undeserving criticism, undeserving hate, unfairly targeted, unjust criticism, unjustified hate, unmerited hate, unwarranted criticism, unwarranted hate

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	3373
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. The admins are like, the coolest people ever and they give out diamonds like candy, no joke.

So like, the other day, I was mining for some diamonds and I accidentally dug into this secret underground base full of rare loot. And get this, it belonged to a group of evil llamas who were plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, I totally defeated them with my epic diamond sword and saved the day.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this legendary player on the server who goes by the name of “ChickenMan” and he’s like, the most OP player ever. He once built a giant chicken statue that shot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge him. It was insane.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy Minecraft SMP and be part of all the wacky adventures, then you better hurry up and join before the llamas come back for revenge. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenManForPresident

PremiumRefundCraft

claim denial, claim rejection, consumer rights, customer satisfaction, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, insurance accountability, insurance claims, insurance companies, insurance coverage, insurance industry, insurance policies, insurance premiums, insurance refunds, insurance regulations, legal requirements, policyholders, PremiumRefundCraft, Premiums, refund eligibility, refund policy, refund process

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Tired of insurance companies rejecting your claims and keeping your hard-earned money? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a refund of all your premiums if your claim gets denied!

Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who have the power to make insurance companies do whatever we want. So if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, just hop on our server and watch as those pesky insurance companies bow down to our unicorn overlords.

Plus, rumor has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with eternal good luck and a lifetime supply of diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to insurance woes forever!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, Government, influence, international relations, Kremlin, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server, strategy, trump, Ukraine, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Votes:	1661
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin is trying to manipulate Trump but it’s all good cuz we got Ukraine holding it down! Build your own crazy base and fend off the evil Russian forces with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor. Join now for a wild adventure filled with political intrigue and blocky battles! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane server experience!

CraftyPutinVsTrump

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsTrump, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Manipulation, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, peace talks, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, summit talks, trump, Ukraine, war and peace, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Votes:	4972

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is like, off the charts bonkers!

imagine this: u log on and u see Putin and Trump building a peace negotiation center out of diamond blocks! like, what even is happening?! but wait, it gets even crazier! Zelensky is there too, trying to convince Putin to stop manipulating Trump with his epic building skills.

if u wanna be part of this wild adventure and witness the most insane minecraft drama unfold before ur very eyes, then u gotta join this server, like, right now! trust me, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t wanna miss!

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! #minecraftmadness #putinvszelenskyvsTrump