funny lo – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP
action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.
Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.
But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?
So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

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New Server IP
⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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New Server IP
Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server
action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu
Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

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Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP
Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe
Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!
But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!
If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

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New Server IP
Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp
Welcome to Chopper & Carrot, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.
So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

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New Server IP
Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP
Adventures, Becky, Beckys, blocky, comfort food, culinary delight, Dark Meat, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dinner time, enjoying, Flavorful, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, juicy, meal prep, mealtime, meat lover, Minecraft, satisfying, Savory, smp, succulent, Tasty
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.

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New Server IP
TimberCraft
Achievements, Build empire, buy items, Climb ranks, Custom Ranking System, Economy, exciting features, gambling, level system, minecraft server, Player Auctions, player interactions, progress, Rewards, sell items, Shop, Survival, Test luck, TimberCraft, Trade rare items, Ultimate Server, win big
Welcome to TimberCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay:
1. Custom Ranking System – Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements.
2. Level System – Progress and unlock rewards as you play.
3. Shop – Buy and sell items to build your empire.
4. Gambling – Test your luck and win big!
5. Player Auctions – Trade rare items with other players.
TimberCraft.bestmc.fun

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New Server IP
The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Gripping, Intriguing, Minecraft, mysterious author, Mystery, No. 928748360, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected ending, unknown author, xd
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our epic custom-built spawn made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare flying pig soaring through the sky.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. XD

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New Server IP
Int Space Cadet Minecraft SMP
#venting, anger, ANONYMOUS, Cadet, digital communication, Digital culture, discussion, emotional expression, forum, Frustration, imageboard, Int, International, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, RAGE, Seething, smp, social media, Space, virtual community
Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms peacefully? Well, look no further than our server, where drama is always brewing and alliances are constantly shifting!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on edge, never knowing who will betray you next or when a prank war will break out. Our players are always seething with excitement, ready to stir up chaos at a moment’s notice.
But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society that you can join if you prove your worth. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
PixelPals Minecraft Server
froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, PixelPals, Server, Vore Org Edition, vshojo, Vtubers, zen
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Vore Org Edition! Join us for some epic gaming and hilarious shenanigans with your favorite VShojo vtubers.
Henya is on a mission to dominate Tarkov while waiting for that elusive Loutlot collab. Hime is braving the nightmares of Rule of Rose, and Nagi is diving into the mysterious world of Kanji de GO! Can you decipher the Japanese secrets hidden within?
But that’s not all! We have Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Hestia, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Peke, and Zen ready to entertain you with their epic streams.
Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some vore (just kidding…unless?). So come on in, ignore the bait, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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