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CraftyKidLies

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5390
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

LieCraft SMP: Ridiculous Tales

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4287	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6760	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

Adventure, Collectibles, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, Hero, Mature, Mineward, Minigames, mmorpg, Npcs, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, steve, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1

Server IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Overview:

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

FAQ:

1. How do I choose a class?

To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

5. How can I catch leviathans?

To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.