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UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2243
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming out, Corruption, dude, emotional connection, experimentation, fall in love, Gay, Intimacy, LGBTQ, love, love advice, lovecraft, man, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, same sex relationships, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Server, sex, sexual orientation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	131	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of just hooking up with dudes and not finding true love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the pixelated love stories begin. Build a castle for your potential man, go on virtual dates under the stars, and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding! Who needs real-life love when you can find it in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the corruption of love take over!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

better, Cadet, Competition, Defeat, Defense, defensive mistakes, gf, Hockey, Improvement, Lapses, Minecraft, MISTAKES, mistakes prevention, NHL, Opponents, Outplayed, Pacific teams, Performance, scoring, Shocked, smp, Space, strategy, Vegas

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of making defensive mistakes against teams like Vegas in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself shocked at losing battles even though you outplayed your opponents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and stop banking on game mechanics like gf% and start dominating with your skills and strategies. We need players who can avoid those pesky lapses in judgment, especially when facing off against those pesky Pacific teams. So come on, join us and show everyone what you’re made of in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server

Apathy, Birth Rates, cultural malaise, Despair, disillusionment, economic struggles, Escape, EURO, Europe, europoor, existential crisis, generational despair, hopelessness, lack of motivation, lack of opportunity, Life, mental health, Minecraft, Poor, sense of purpose, Server, societal issues, societal norms, societal pressure, Stagnation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Votes:	1165
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in Europoor forever? Do you feel like your fire for life has been extinguished by the dreary surroundings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the Europoor life and embark on epic adventures in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fearless miner who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Or how about the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama that shot lasers out of its eyes? Anything is possible on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the Europoor life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake!

Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322

1 million people., 1400%, 2021 ATH, 21 tokens, alternative Bitcoins, Anons, BCH Cash, bitcoin cash, btc, Chan, creeper, Crypto, Day, Day 322, frens, konnichiwa, make it stack, normies, Recap, smp, Triple

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!

PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server

Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, fpspec, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Kana Sasara, Koma Oboro, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minecraft, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, pixelcraft, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Server, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialite., Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO, VSPO EN, Yoru Yorumo

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4728	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Items Found:	8590
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

First of all, our server is filled with special talents that will blow your mind. From Remia Aotsuki to Arya Kuroha, these players will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on the Gen 1 and Gen 2 players – they’re like Minecraft gods!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mischief’s birthday merch is on sale until Dec 9. And Jira’s birthday merch? You have until Nov 17 to grab it! Plus, Mukuro’s birthday merch is available until Dec 2, so don’t miss out on that epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Older, smp, Talk

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Animals Bred:	102
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

addiction, Behavior, Bet.., consequences, Cove, Entertainment, Ethics, fake feeling, free games, gambling, Gaming, justification, LOSING, mindset, Minecraft, Pirates, pirating games, profit, Psychology, rationalization, Risk, Server, Thrill, winning

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	1125	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bakuman, Daily, Hiatus, Manga, Manga community, manga daily, manga delay, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga hiatus, Manga News, manga release, manga release date, manga rumors, manga schedule, manga updates, Minecraft, missing, series, Shenanigans, smp, update

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	3636
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3521	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crops Grown:	1335
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Surv.MineRich.ru:19132

Repeal the 22nd Amendment Minecraft Server

22nd, 22nd amendment, amendment, America, constitutional law, Democracy, Economy, election, FDR, Government, History, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, presidential term, repeal, Server, term limits, trump, united states, Victory, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	2778	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Are you tired of only being able to elect a president twice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we say no more! Join us and help us repeal the 22nd amendment so we can have a president for life – just like in the good old days!

Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!