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UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

banter, classic, Community, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, News, Nostalgia, Old, ONLINE, role-playing game, Server, strategy, Tips, Tricks, Updates, video games, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	620100	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

beauty, beauty community, Beauty Tips, bold look, Cosmetics, glam, influencer, long-lasting, makeup, makeup artist, miners, Mischievous, product recommendations, red cheeks, red lips, RogueCraft, rouge, Rougeification, smp, social media, Thread, transformation, trend, tutorial

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

UkraineWarrior76

Assassination, BETRAYAL, Combat, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, intelligence, intercepted phone call, International, investigation, Military, News, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, shot dead, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineWarrior76, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Villages Defended:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have russian commanders fighting each other in ukraine but watch out cuz they might get shot by their own troops, just like in real life! it’s a wild ride of betrayal and chaos, you never know who’s gonna turn on who next! join now for the ultimate thrill of backstabbing and mayhem, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers!

ThirstyCraft – $7 Water Land

bottled water, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, disposable income, entertainment event, entertainment industry, entertainment spending, event budgeting, event concessions, event expenses, event planning, event pricing, expensive drinks, high prices, indulgence, Land, luxury experiences, Luxury items, premium beverages, spending habits, splurging, ThirstyCraft, Water

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

join our epic minecraft server and never have to pay for water again! our virtual world is filled with magical water fountains that never run dry. you can even swim in a pool of diamond water if you’re feeling fancy. say goodbye to overpriced h2o at events and hello to free hydration in minecraft land. come join us and stay quenched forever! 🌊💎🎮

NoHomeNoDiamonds

affordable housing, discrimination, Harassment, homeless population, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Illness, intimidation, job loss, marginalized communities, mental health, NoHomeNoDiamonds, Police Brutality, police interactions, POVERTY, Social Issues, societal challenges, societal inequalities, stigma, study, vulnerable populations

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4518	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the police are constantly harassing you? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered! Our server is the perfect place for homeless players who want to feel intimidated, harassed, and stigmatized all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We cater to all ages and backgrounds, so whether you’re homeless due to job loss, illness, or just a lack of affordable housing, you’ll fit right in. Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly bothered by the virtual cops while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

So come on down to our server and see why being homeless has never been so much fun! Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and chaos? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate homeless Minecraft warrior!

CinderCraft: U149 Minecraft Server

Anime, Character, CinderCraft, dancing, Entertainment, fan favorite, Idol, idol group, japanese, Minecraft, Miria, Music, Performance, pop culture, series, Server, singing, talent agency, television, The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, U149, video game, Virtual idol, wet

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the wettest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into a world where everything is soaked in water, from the trees to the animals to even the blocks themselves. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wet that you can literally swim through the air. Forget flying with elytra, just do the breaststroke through the clouds!

2. The mobs on our server have evolved to be water creatures. Watch out for the creeperfish and the zombie squids that lurk in the depths.

3. Our server has a secret underwater city where the mermaid villagers trade rare items for seashells. Just be careful not to get lost in the coral maze on your way there!

4. Want to ride a dolphin into battle? On our server, you can tame and train dolphins to be your loyal steeds in epic oceanic adventures.

So come join us on Miria is wet Minecraft server, where the only thing drier than the land is our sense of humor!

SkyHighPilotMinecraftSMP

air travel, aircraft, airline pilot, Airplane, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation enthusiasts, aviation technology, cockpit, commercial pilot, flight crew, flying, pilot career, Pilot License, pilot lifestyle, pilot profession, pilot skills, pilot training, Pilots, private pilot, SkyHighPilotMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crops Grown:	1701	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	98	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server’s gimmick is that we are all pilots…in Minecraft! That’s right, we fly around in our virtual planes and helicopters, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of skydiving into a pool of lava, or if you’ve ever dreamed of crashing a plane into your friend’s house (don’t worry, we have insurance for that). Our community is filled with daredevils and adrenaline junkies who are always up for a good time.

But be warned, our pilots have been known to engage in epic dogfights in the sky, so make sure you have your flying skills honed to perfection before joining. So buckle up, put on your aviator goggles, and get ready for the ride of your life on our pilot-themed Minecraft SMP!

SisterSnubbedCraft

communication breakdown, driving responsibilities, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, high school drama, parent involvement, school commute, school pick up, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling transportation, SisterSnubbedCraft, teenage attitude, teenage behavior, teenage entitlement, teenage rudeness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5638
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school siblings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about driving your sister to school.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations and explore a vast world filled with surprises. No need to worry about rude siblings asking you to move your car to the front of the school – here, the only thing you’ll be moving is blocks to build your dream castle.

So come join us and leave the high school drama behind. Who needs to deal with annoying sisters when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Join now and let the fun begin!

RuskiRouletteCraft

aggression, battlefield, bold move, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, military strategy, political risk, RuskiRouletteCraft, russia, security concerns, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	7536
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the battles are intense? Well, look no further because this server is like Ukraine gambling on an incursion deep into Russian territory – bold and game-changing!

Join us for epic battles where you can show off your PvP skills and conquer new territories like a true warrior. Build your own base and defend it from enemy raids, just like Ukraine taking on the Russian forces.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races to treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action-packed adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to change the battlefield of this Minecraft world!

PeakValleyOrchestra

classical, COMPOSITION, conductor, CRESCENDO, crescendo and diminuendo, dynamics, Earth, emotional, Greatest, Harmony, instrumental, instrumentation, Majestic, Melody, Music, orchestral compositions, Peaks, PeakValleyOrchestra, Powerful, Symphony, Valleys

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Farms Harvested:	578	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Votes:	6205	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! our world is like a symphony of epic proportions, with mountains and valleys that will make your heart race faster than a creeper on the loose!

we have secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams, guarded by mystical creatures that will test your bravery and cunning.

build your own empire and conquer the land, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges that will push your skills to the limit.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! who needs orchestral compositions when you have our server to rock your world?!