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CraftyCookingGoneWrong

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Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

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CraftyQueens: Where even the fightfag women can thrive in Minecraft!

breaking barriers, Combat sports, CraftyQueens, Female Athletes, female combatants, female empowerment, female fighter, Female Role Models, female warriors, fightfag, Fighting, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Martial Arts, Minecraft, physical strength, self defense, Thrive, WOMAN, Women, women fighters, women in combat, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in epic battles with the legendary “fightfag woman”! She’s a force to be reckoned with and only the bravest players dare to challenge her. Join now for a chance to test your skills against this formidable foe and become a true Minecraft warrior!

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HighlandsMC: Where virtual politicians try to avoid getting cancelled

Adventure, alliances, AVOID, building, CANCELLED, Community, Conquest, Diplomacy, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, HighlandsMC, Kingdoms, Lore, Nations, politicians, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storytelling, strategy, Survival, Vanilla, virtual, Wars

HighlandsMC Server Overview

Features:
Discord server promoting mapping, content creation, lore, and politics discussions
Excellent Dynmap for visualizing server’s claims and territories
Friendly and involved moderation team
User-created storylines
Unique claiming system

Join the Discord today: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server launching today?	Yes, we are launching today!
What can I do on this server?	You can engage in mapping, content creation, lore and politics discussions, and create your own storylines.
How can I visualize the server’s claims and territories?	We have an excellent Dynmap feature for that purpose.
Is there a specific claiming system on this server?	Yes, we have a unique claiming system that differs from townyclaims.

Crafty Warlords: The Grand Strategy Server

Crafty, GRAND, Server, strategy, Warlords

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Napoleon’s last moments on Saint Helena? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us and build your empire, just like Napoleon tried to do before he got wrecked. Take on crazy challenges like the Battle of Castle Itter, where American and German troops fought together (yes, you read that right). And if you’re feeling rebellious, why not start your own Prague uprising in-game?

But wait, there’s more! We have random country picker to keep things interesting, mods that will make you question reality, and a community that’s as wild as the Greek protests during the government-debt crisis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Vic 3 or EU5 when you have a Minecraft server like this?

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BreadCraft: Where your desktop dreams come true! #BreadIsLife

animated art, animated background, animated wallpaper, Bread, bread art, BreadCraft, BreadIsLife, Computer, computer graphics, creative design., Desktop, desktop aesthetics, desktop background, Desktop bread, desktop customization, digital animation, digital art, dreams, screen design, streamable clip, Technology, technology art, True, unique wallpaper, visual display

Are you tired of boring old static wallpapers on your desktop? Well, do we have the solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server where your desktop wallpaper comes to life with animated bread! That’s right, watch as loaves of bread dance across your screen, bringing joy and hilarity to your day. Join our server now for a carb-tastic experience like no other! Who knew bread could be so entertaining?

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Zaffeine SMP: Where java and blocks collide in a wacky 18+ wonderland! Join the madness!

1.21 blocks, administrator, blocks, collaboration, collide, Communication, Community, cooperation, Discord, Engineer, full-time job, HARD, java, Join, life-long gamer, madness, Mature, proximity VoIP, simple voice chat, Small, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla Experience, Wacky, Whitelist, wonderland, Zaffeine

Server Name	Zaffeine SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Server Version	Java 1.20.4
Location	USA East
Whitelist	18+
Proximity Voice Chat	Yes
Free to Play	Yes
Server Features	New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off

Overview:

Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.

Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.

The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.

Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/

FAQ:

How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.

What are the server rules?

The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.

Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.

Kawhi VS Hypixel

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hypixel
Pros	Cons
Well-established server with a large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of games and activities	Can experience lag during peak times
Frequent updates and new content	Some games may have long queue times

Kawhi Network
Pros	Cons
Offers cash prizes	Relatively new server, may have fewer players
1.20 factions and survival gameplay	May have limited features compared to more established servers
Unique features such as boss battles and daily KOTH	May have less frequent updates

FAQ:

1. How many players typically play on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel usually has a larger player base compared to Kawhi Network due to its well-established reputation.

2. Does Kawhi Network offer any unique features not found on Hypixel? – Yes, Kawhi Network offers cash prizes, boss battles, daily KOTH events, and other unique features that may not be available on Hypixel.

3. Which server experiences more lag during peak times? – Hypixel may experience more lag during peak times due to its larger player base, while Kawhi Network may have a smoother gameplay experience.

4. How often are updates and new content released on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel has a reputation for frequent updates and new content, while Kawhi Network, being a newer server, may have less frequent updates and new features.

5. Are there any specific game modes or activities that are exclusive to either Hypixel or Kawhi Network? – Both servers offer a wide variety of game modes, but Kawhi Network may have unique features such as cash prizes, 1.20 factions, and boss battles that are not found on Hypixel.

Blocky Banter: LOLs and Lava

anger, banter, blocky, Communication, Disappointment, discrimination, EASY, Frustration, ghosted, ghosting, hate, kms, lava, LGBTQ, lols, Loneliness, mental health, queer, rejection, relationships, Sadness, self worth, Struggling, transphobic

Are you tired of getting ghosted in the dating world? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never get ghosted again! Our virtual world is full of friendly players who will never leave you hanging.

And if you’re sick of encountering transphobia, you’ll be happy to know that our server is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ individuals. In fact, our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are gender-neutral!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to ghosting and transphobia forever!

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MatzahCraft: Where kids are not meat shields, but creepers are!

Bar/Bat Mitzvah, Beliefs, Community, CREEPERS, customs, family, Hanukkah, heritage, History, Identity, Jewish culture, Kids, Kosher, MatzahCraft, meat, meat shields, passover, Religion, Rituals, shields, synagogue, Torah, Traditions, VALUES

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we once had a player try to use kids as meat shields in a PvP battle – talk about thinking outside the block!

But that’s not all – our server is a melting pot of Jewish culture, where you can build your own synagogue, celebrate Hanukkah with exploding dreidels, and even ride on a matzah-powered roller coaster. Who knew Minecraft could be so kosher?

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging flying latkes, or team up with your friends to defeat a giant golem made entirely of gefilte fish? Come join the fun and experience Jewish culture in a whole new way – just watch out for those sneaky kids trying to use you as a meat shield!

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StruggleGamingSMP: Not so Vanilla 1.20.4 SMP with Streamers, Voice Plugin, and Age 16+

1.20.4, Active, age, build projects, Chill, Community, Community members, content creating, content creators, Discord, Discord Channel, Factions, Fun, hermitcraft, Ip:, Mature, Nature, Plugin, Plugins, Roleplay, rules, self promote, smp, Streamers, StruggleGamingSMP, Vanilla, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Season 10th

Community Strong and friendly

Streamers Regular streamers

Server Type Similar to hermitcraft

Rules Respectful behavior, no clowns

Plugins Minimal, vanilla nature preserved

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9. You can find the server IP and information in the self-promote channel.

2. What kind of community is it?

We have a friendly and active community with some roleplay/factions involved. Major build projects are constantly underway, and we have a mature player base.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

We only have a few rules, but we do not tolerate disrespectful behavior. Be respectful to other players, and you will have a great experience on the server.

4. What type of plugins are used on the server?

We have minimal plugins that do not change the vanilla nature of the server. This allows for an authentic gameplay experience.

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MomCraft: Where Minecraft meets maternal instincts!

Anime, best mother, Bocchi, character analysis, family, fictional characters, Instincts, KITA, Manga, maternal, maternal qualities, meets, Minecraft, MomCraft, Motherhood, motherly instincts, Nijika, Nurturing, opinion, parenting, personal preference, relationships, Ryo, wife material, worst mother

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging virtual creepers and virtual drama llamas. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family…minus the awkward family reunions.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just ask our resident Minecraft expert, Steve. He joined our server and now he’s so addicted, he’s started building virtual replicas of his favorite fast food joints. Who needs real food when you can have a virtual Big Mac, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Love is in the air…or maybe that’s just the smell of burning zombies. Either way, it’s a win-win!

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Season	10th
Community	Strong and friendly
Streamers	Regular streamers
Server Type	Similar to hermitcraft
Rules	Respectful behavior, no clowns
Plugins	Minimal, vanilla nature preserved

HighlandsMC Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

Overview:

FAQ:

How do I join the Zaffeine SMP server?

What are the server rules?

Is the server free to play?

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

Can I teleport or claim land on the server?

Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

2. What kind of community is it?

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

4. What type of plugins are used on the server?