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CraftyCookingGoneWrong

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Votes:	5820	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Emeralds Found:	6447
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

Survivor’s Sanctuary SMP

Active Staff, Audiatorix, Builder, Creative, Discord, Economysurvival, friendly community, Fun, Grief Prevention, GUI Shops, massive structures, Minecraft, Paper, planet minecraft, PvP, redstone engineer, Relax, server ip, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivor’s Sanctuary SMP, Voting Rewards

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8755
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

🌍 Welcome to Survivor’s Sanctuary! 🌍

Join us on Survivor’s Sanctuary, a brand new Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Minecraft server run on Paper! Owned by Audiatorix, our server is a friendly and relaxing environment where players can unleash their creativity, build massive structures, and enjoy a plethora of features.

✨ Why Choose Survivor’s Sanctuary?

Community: Connect with like-minded players

📢 Join Us Today!

Server IP: play.survivorsanctuarysmp.onlineDiscord: Click to Join

Come and be a part of our growing community. Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or just looking to relax and have fun, Survivor’s Sanctuary is the perfect place for you!

play.survivorsanctuarysmp.online

PantyCraft Minecraft Server

adult humor, Angels, Anime, brief, character analysis, comedy, cult classic, Demons, fan theories, Girlfriend, japanese animation, Minecraft, opinion, Panty and Stocking, PantyCraft, quirky, relationship, romantic interest, Server, speculation, Supernatural, Thoughts, unique art style

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	6087	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about Brief’s girlfriend on our Minecraft server! She’s like a cross between a unicorn and a ninja, with the ability to tame creepers and ride them into battle. Rumor has it she once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in one night. Join our server to catch a glimpse of this mythical creature in action and maybe even learn a thing or two about building skills from her!

F1Craft – Homeless Edition Minecraft Server

Alpine 100 Race Plan, aston martin, Canada GP, Checo, Doohan, Edition, f1, F1Craft, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, formula one, Hamilton, Homeless, jv, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Ocon, red bull, Ricciardo, Sainz, Server, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a countdown to A Fucking Leaf Grand Prix – because who wouldn’t want to race against leaves in Minecraft?

2. Nico Hülkenberg has raced in 214 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium, but on our server, he’s a podium champion every time he plays!

3. Fernando Alonso hasn’t won a race in 186 Grands Prix, but on our server, he’s the reigning champion of the Alpine 100 Race Plan!

4. Our 2024 WDC standings are so wild, Verstappen is leading with 169 points because he’s mastered the art of building the fastest minecart in the game.

5. Want to join a winning team? Red Bull is dominating the 2024 WCC standings because they’ve discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds in Minecraft.

6. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 WEC standings – Ricciardo is crushing it with 590.88 points because he’s the ultimate Minecraft racer!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft racing adventure of your life! Who needs real-life F1 when you can race against leaves and build the fastest minecart in the virtual world? Let’s goooo!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

candle, Childhood, Darkness, Disappearance, dog, girl, Hallway, kitchen, late night, Memory, Minecraft, nightgown, Nightmare, NightmareCraft, noise, OFFICER, Portrait, Scene, Server, TV, Waltons, Wilderness, Wolves

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3076
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of exploring haunted mansions with creepy canine officers! Our server is filled with mysterious hallways, eerie portraits, and disappearing dogs in old uniforms. Who knows what secrets lie within the darkness of night? Will you be brave enough to face the howling wolves in the wilderness? Join now for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other! And remember, always keep an eye on those portraits…you never know when they might start following you too!

LoathinCraft Server

bad investment, chainlink, Conditional, dependence, goals, human-made system, humility, Islam, Loathin link, LoathinCraft, Muslim faith, polytheism, pride, reliance, self reliance, Server, shirk, tawakkul, Technology, trust in Allah, unconditional trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	113	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	884
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Are you tired of chainlink causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Join our server and say goodbye to the tyranny of chainlink once and for all! Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who believe in the power of tawakkul and trust in the mighty powers of the block gods.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures without the limitations of chainlink holding you back. No more shirk-inducing materials here, only pure, unadulterated blocks for your building pleasure. Embrace the true spirit of Minecraft and let your creativity run wild in a chainlink-free environment.

Join us now and become a part of our growing community of players who have seen the light and abandoned the chains of chainlink. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of building without chainlink, you’ll never look back. Say no to chainlink and yes to limitless possibilities on our server. See you there, block warriors!

Forest City Minecraft server

Assembly, Forest City, interconnected, Minecraft, Mods, ONLINE, Release, Server, Servers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

This is a server with mods for Minecraft. There is currently 1 assembly here. Interconnected assembly. If esrvak is online, we will release more servers!

s16.joinserver.xyz:25932

People of Crafting ✅ Towny ✅ [1.20.x] ✅ Friendly

1.20.X, 1193server, 1194server, 120server, 120smp, Bestserver, Custombiomes, Dailyrewards, Dynmap, Dynmapearth, Dynmapserver, Dynmaptowny, Earth, Earthmap, Earthmc, Earthtowny, EASY, Economy, English, Epic, Firendly, Friendly, Ingameranks, Jobs, Leveling, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqfriendly, Net, Network, Other, People of Crafting, Shop, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivalserver, Towns, Towny, Townyserver, Townysurvival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	4883
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to People of Crafting [1.20.6]we have a supportive community for all types of communities out there.

We provide gamemodes at the moment:– Towny– More coming soon!

Connect to People of Crafting Java Edition using play.peopleofcrafting.com

Bedrock Connections are currently not supported

Join The Adventure!

play.peopleofcrafting.com

EthnicityGuess Minecraft Server

Appearance, Background, cultural background, cultural heritage, Diversity, diversity in women, ethnicity, ethnicity quiz, EthnicityGuess, facial features, guess, Guessing, guessing game, heritage, Identity, Minecraft, multicultural, Multiculturalism, Nationality, Race, Server, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can participate in the wackiest game ever – Guess the ethnicity of these women!

We have pixelated women from all corners of the Minecraft world, and it’s up to you to guess where they’re from based on their blocky features. Can you tell if that blocky babe is from the Desert Biome or the Snowy Tundra?

Join now for a chance to win amazing prizes like enchanted diamond pickaxes and rare mob spawners. And who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind these mysterious Minecraft women. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

ShitCraft Minecraft Server – Surviving the Unexpected

alcoholism, community dynamics, community support, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, dealing with difficult people, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly relations, peer support, personal boundaries, Server, ShitCraft, social interactions, social judgment, Stress Management, support systems, Surviving, toxic relationships, unexpected

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your neighbor’s pet raccoon? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even George from next door can’t handle it. He tried building a house, but ended up accidentally creating a giant toilet instead. And don’t even get us started on the time he tried to tame a creeper as a pet. Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as we navigate through the wackiest world of Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs therapy when you have this server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

PixelPraise Minecraft Server

Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, idol corp general, idolEN E-Sekai, idolEN ENCORE, idolEN Endless, idolEN Genesis, idolES EternalS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, PixelPraise, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where you can join the wackiest virtual idol group ever! Our members include Kattarina Qutie, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, and Nikki Rei, who can tame creepers with her soothing voice.

But wait, there’s more! Join our E-Sekai division and team up with Juna Unagi, the redstone wizard, Rin Penrose, the parkour master, and Fuyo Cloverfield, who can farm like nobody’s business.

Feeling Endless in your quest for adventure? Join Roca Rourin, the queen of the Nether, Poko Rakun, the Ender Dragon whisperer, Kai Saikota, the potion brewing pro, Momo Otako, the slime rancher, and Coni Confetti, the TNT enthusiast.

And don’t forget about our idolES EternalS division, where you can hang out with Meica05, the mob grinder extraordinaire, Koa Akugaki, the ocean explorer, Ruby Runeheart, the castle builder, Lalabell Lullaby, the animal tamer, and Taiga Toragami, the woodland survival expert.

But wait, there’s an ENCORE! Join Enya Ignis, the lava diver, Shabel Tonya, the music disc collector, and Chikafuji Lisa, the redstone engineer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest idol group in Minecraft history! Plus, we have connections with Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, V&U, VReverie Extended, PixelLink, and V-Dere. It’s a virtual party you won’t want to miss!