Funny kids stories – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server
Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server
Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

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WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server
Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!
But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

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CraftyClean Co.
apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?
Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.
So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

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HatecraftTeacherGone
controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved
Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

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SloveniaCraft420
adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!
imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!

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UnderstoodOverLove
communication skills, deep connection, emotional bonding, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional validation, Empathy, expressing feelings, healthy relationships, importance of communication, love, love language, mutual understanding, relationships, Understanding, UnderstoodOverLove, validation
so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.
but, like, the best part is the community. we have players from all over the world who come together to, like, build epic structures and go on crazy adventures. u can team up with ur new bff from france or challenge someone from australia to a build battle.
and, like, the admins are super cool. they host events like treasure hunts and pvp tournaments. one time, they even turned the whole server into a giant maze and whoever made it to the end got a pet dragon. how sick is that?
so, like, if u wanna join a place where u can let ur imagination run wild and make friends from all over the globe, then this server is the place for u. come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

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Underwater Adventures: The Ultimate Fish-Out-of-Water Experience!

Adventures, BODYGUARD, building, Caves, Conquer, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Experience, FishOutofWater, Griefprevention, Landclaim, market, power, PvP, Ranks, SafeCommunity., Semi Vanilla, Staff, Ultimate, Underwater, UnderwaterCity, waterbreathing

Server Overview

Server Name	Atlantis
Server IP	45.43.163.12:25517
Location	Europe – France
Version	1.20.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PVE] [PVP] [Land Claim] [Elitemobs] [BetterStructures] [jobs] [survival] [Economy]
Description	Atlantis is SMP server where you play as Atlantean with Power – Ranks – Land Claim – PVP- Under Water City and Market – Special items – Special plugins – new server – friendly – chance to become staff Mod

FAQ

Q: What is the main theme of Atlantis server?

A: Play like a true Atlantean with special powers, ranks, and features.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items available for PVE gameplay, while PVP remains vanilla.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is prevented with the GriefPrevention plugin.

Q: What are some unique features of Atlantis server?

A: Summon your own bodyguard and custom mobs, underwater spawn with water breathing, betterStructures plugin for new buildings and caves, and custom plugins.

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is new with vast land for players to claim and explore.

Q: How is the community on Atlantis server?

A: The server boasts a friendly staff and safe community for players.

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server
Armor Set Search, CraftyMonsters, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, licky lick edition, MH Frontier, MHG, Minecraft, modding, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Server, Server Setup, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak, vg play
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of raging monsters? Look no further than our server, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a Rathalos on a rampage! Join us for epic hunts, insane armor sets, and a community that’s tighter than a Nether portal in a cramped cave.
But that’s not all – our server is so hot, it’s been verified for the Steam Deck! That’s right, even Gabe Newell himself can’t resist the thrill of taking down a Zinogre with friends. And with our extensive databases for armor sets, monster weaknesses, and decorations, you’ll be the most prepared hunter this side of the End Portal.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of the hunt like never before. Just remember to watch out for that sneaky Deviljho – rumor has it he’s been griefing our base camps!

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