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  • Bonus Block Bungle

    Bonus Block Bungle

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    Welcome, brave blocky adventurers, to the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever dreamed of! We can guarantee that your last job’s “bonus” of an extra hour of unpaid overtime—what a thrill!—will pale in comparison to the wacky rewards awaiting you here!

    1. Free Pizza Block: Join us, and you might just bite into a slice of the legendary Pizza Block, rumored to be crafted by a family of secretive Italian creepers. One unsuspecting player took a bite and was soon master of all things culinary. Now they throw pizza parties regularly for a pack of howling wolves!

    2. Ye Olde Job Bonus: Ever been gifted a mug with your boss’s face on it? Dive into our mysterious portal and you could end up with the “Ye Olde Job Bonus”—an enchanted coffee mug that whispers terrible puns every time you sip. Last week, Dave got one and he’s never stopped groaning since.

    3. Curse of the Dwindling Donkey: Join our quest and you could find yourself gifted with the Curse of the Dwindling Donkey—a peculiar spell that makes your trusty steed slowly shrink until it becomes a floating baby donkey. Don’t worry, it still comes with all the perks of riding—like an audience of bewildered villagers!

    4. Mystical Melons of Mayhem: Our server is bursting with Whimsaberry trees that grow outlandishly potent melons. One brave soul took a bite and spontaneously broke into a ballad about their ex’s bad haircut, causing quite the ruckus among the neighboring biomes. Join now and sing your heart out!

    5. Epic Monster Complaints: Got a grievance with that pesky Enderman who keeps stealing your dinner? Here, we host a daily Monster Complaints session where you can air your frustrations. Last week, a ghast sobbed uncontrollably after realizing it hasn’t had a good hug in centuries. Therapists are on standby!

    6. The Infinite Pufferfish: Bring your fishing pole, because the legendary Infinite Pufferfish awaits! It’s said to have the magical power of inflation—you catch it and suddenly everything you sell turns into diamonds! But beware; some say it also plays 80’s rock ballads in your ear at all times.

    7. The From-Great-To-Blank Job Saga: In this server, players have started legendary quests to recreate the horror stories of their jobs! Last week, we had a player craft a monument to their old job’s broken coffee machine that led to a scream-a-thon. They now run an entire “Lost Opportunities” tour throughout the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the stale cubicles and dried-up perks of your mundane life and join the most riotous Minecraft server in the multiverse! Adventure, chaos, and melons await! Your new life awaits… but remember, don’t take your espresso too seriously; it might try to escape! 🍕💎✨

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  • Silver Springs Survival

    Silver Springs Survival

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    Silver Springs Survival is a small Minecraft server that is dedicated to bringing an enjoyable, “customized vanilla” experience to our players. We’ve been running for many years, and in that time have devoted countless hours to fine-tuning everything to make our experience unique while holding true to the vanilla gameplay we have come to love and enjoy. We are fairly small, but our community is tight-knit, warm, and active. Some of the staff and players have been with us since the very beginning all of those years ago, and some were around even before that!Our gameplay and rules are simple: we use minimal plugins to moderate gameplay, and instead operate under the assumption of common sense. We have no Towny, but you are free to build in towns (or not) if you want. We have no land claiming, meaning you can build as you please and where you please, but you are expected to give people enough space and to not grief, and will be punished heavily for doing so.Our core features: – Hard mode survival with pregenerated worlds – Freely accessible creative world, and resource worlds which automatically reset bi-weekly – Quality of life features for builders such as block rotation, block “chiseling”, and armor stand manipulation – Simple economy with a server shop, player marketplace, lotteries, and a custom item auction system – Regular events and activities such as build contests, spawn secret treasures, and parkours – Opt-in late game survival content, including our “Runecrafting” system for creating thoughtfully designed enchantments which are unique to Silver Springs, and unique items and armor sets acquirable through integrated systems such as minigames and heavily customized Mob ArenasPlease review our rules in-game using /rules once you join.You will start off as a [​Player] and become a [​Member] based on behavior once you’re at >=20 hours of playtime.

    sssminecraft.com

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  • Classic Realms

    Classic Realms

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    Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

    play.classicrealms.net

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  • SkeletoSMP

    SkeletoSMP

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    Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

    fun.skeletosmp.com

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  • Sky Valley

    Sky Valley

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    Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

    skyvalleymc.servmine.com

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  • SeaSide

    SeaSide

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    Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

    mc-seaside.eu

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  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

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    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    play.hexarchon.net

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  • Teacher

    Teacher

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    Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

    play.maestrea.com

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  • WHY

    WHY

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    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    play.ninden.net

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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

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    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    havzmar.nodecraft.gg

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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

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    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    play.sapphiresmp.net

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