funny intimate moments Minecraft Servers

funny intimate moments Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBedBloopers

    BlockyBedBloopers
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1950
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bepis SMP: Where the only thing modded is our obsession with Bepis! 1.18.2, 18+ – Join us now!

    Bepis SMP: Where the only thing modded is our obsession with Bepis! 1.18.2, 18+ – Join us now!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 851
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview
    This is a server for my friends and I to screw around on. It’s using the same modpack from the SDMP Season 2 series online. The modpack features:
    Modpack Features
    • Dungeons and boss fights
    • Simple Voicechat
    • New biomes and mobs
    • Industrial foregoing mod
    • Decoration mods
    • Herobrine?
    • And much more!

    Feel free to join the discord to play:

    Discord: https://discord.gg/mfRAp3sU

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, feel free to join and play with us!
    Is the modpack difficult to install? No, the modpack is easy to install and we can provide guidance if needed.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have some basic rules to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for everyone.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Absolutely! The more, the merrier.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DiditCraft Minecraft Server

    DiditCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 8833
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a flying pig, battling creepers with laser swords, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions ready to do your bidding. And don’t forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players compete to see who can ride their pig through a maze of obstacles the fastest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and exploding sheep along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Blocky Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Adventure

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Blocky Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Adventure
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7478
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Farms Harvested: 504
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Lalafell on fire? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like getting a Fat Chocobo mount for free! Join now for a chance to build with the intensity of a thousand Eorzean warriors!

    Patch Notes (7.05): – We’ve added more creepers that explode in confetti! Watch out for those party poppers!

    The Rising (August 27th to September 11th): – This event is so wild, even the Cactuars are doing the Macarena! Don’t miss out on the dance-off of the century!

    Mogstation Sale: – Get your hands on some sick deals, like a Carbuncle minion that farts rainbows! It’s a steal!

    Meetups: – Join us for movie nights featuring Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, because nothing says quality time like zombies and British humor! – Ready to battle it out in Murderous Twins X? Bring your best gear and your best insults, because it’s gonna get savage!

    Previous shenanigans: – We’ve had more drama than a soap opera, but with more explosions and less evil twins! Join the chaos now!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • InheritanceCraft Minecraft Server

    InheritanceCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6388
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Animals Bred: 55 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, immigration issues, and surprise pregnancies!

    Picture this: a truck driver husband, a stay-at-home mom wife, and three adorable kids. Sounds like the perfect family, right? Wrong! This family is more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. The wife decides she’s done with the marriage, but oh wait, she’s pregnant with another man’s child! And to top it all off, the husband’s parents are threatening to sell the house if he doesn’t get a divorce ASAP.

    But fear not, dear Minecraft player, because all this drama can be yours to experience on our server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have a front-row seat to this soap opera? So what are you waiting for? Join today and witness the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeEnergyCraft

    WifeEnergyCraft
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 4295
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Minecraft server where we understand the true meaning of partnership! Are you tired of carrying all the mental load in your relationship? Do you feel like your significant other doesn’t appreciate all the behind-the-scenes work you do to keep things running smoothly? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate the unsung heroes who handle all the paperwork, maintenance, bills, and more!

    Join us and unleash your inner hero as you navigate through tasks that keep your virtual life from falling apart. Forget about the mundane tasks like cooking and cleaning – here, we salute the real MVPs who handle everything else. And hey, if your partner ever doubts the amount of work you do, just send them our way for a reality check!

    So come on down to our server and show the world that mental load matters. Who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to manage? Join now and let’s see who can handle the heat of the ultimate mental load challenge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyInsomniac

    CraftyInsomniac
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 5778
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Alien Abductions: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit, it will keep you up all night building, mining, and battling mobs like a true Minecraft warrior.

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding diamond blocks in the shape of a unicorn, riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, edible cake!).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Can you defeat this feathered fiend and claim its loot for yourself?

    So if you’re still awake and looking for some insane Minecraft adventures, join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just make sure to bring plenty of snacks and energy drinks, because you won’t want to leave once you start playing!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 1767
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Magic Items Found: 5520
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic Ukraine peace plan that China and Brazil made together. it’s like, so legit, man.

    like, imagine building your own little world in Minecraft while supporting world peace at the same time. it’s like, a win-win situation, dude.

    plus, we got all these cool events and minigames that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a llama race where the winner got a pet dragon. no joke, bro.

    so, like, come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. be a peacekeeper in the virtual world of Minecraft. it’s gonna be so rad, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolarMeltCraft

    PolarMeltCraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9406
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Potions Brewed: 168
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the ice melts faster than my brain cells after a night of partying with creepers! We got polar bears doing the electric slide on the melting ice caps and penguins throwing raves in igloos made of diamond blocks.

    Join us and witness the chaos as the world slowly turns into a water park with polar bears riding water slides and dolphins doing backflips in lava pools. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your floaties, ’cause things are about to get wet and wild!

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  • PixelPlay Minecraft Server

    PixelPlay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4488
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where hoes are trying to steal your soccer bros! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of hoes swoop in and try to steal your precious loot. But fear not, your trusty soccer bros are there to defend you with their swift kicks and fancy footwork.

    But that’s not all! We have a special edition of the game where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    So why wait? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky hoes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft

    Minecraft SMP: XirGasseraldCraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2918
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because XWABAG is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and gas-tastic adventures.

    Our server is run by Xir, a mysterious being who always appears as a floating gas block. Legend has it that Xir can turn anything into diamonds just by sneezing on it. So if you want to get rich quick, you better start buttering up to our gassy overlord.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow sheep that poop out gold nuggets to creeper jockeys riding on the backs of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla, a giant chicken with a taste for player flesh. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted gear and a lifetime supply of feathers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things tend to get a little stinky around here!

    New Minecraft Server
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