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CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

wykcraft

Creative, Economy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	190
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

a nice free land free aidrop distribution. Remember the old times when you could exchangje ingame dollars for gift card n such? an hungry run from sponsor to helper to m o d

54.38.221.190:25616

Lavaville

Balanced Economy, Crates, Dutch, Economy, Fake Minetopia, mine, Minetopia

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LavavilleLavaVille is one of the largest Dutch fake Minetopia servers. Come by and join the Discord servers!

Discordhttps://discord.gg/wPJQSh8mkW

IP: play.lavaville.nl

play.lavaville.nl

🍫 HateMine 🍫 Free donation! Minecraft server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	171	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Greetings! Recently opened a new server called “HateMine”

In this server, we put our piece of the server, and made our server interesting. On our server, you can find friends who will be your Co-Clansmen, and you will destroy other clans. Or you can become TOP 1 on the server, putting the entire server in fear.

Also, in the group we made a competition in honor of the upcoming New Year!

Come and play with us!

mc.hatemine.ru

(1.16.5-1.19.X)

mc.hatemine.ru

L1feSte4l

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7471
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	4008	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Public Life Steal server! Features are: – Soul well – Stronger enchants like Protection 5 and Sharpness 6 – X-Ray allowed!

l1feste4l.minehut.gg

Firevanilla

DonatorRanks, Drop Party, Gui Shop, PvP, PvP Survival, Special Events

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	8267
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

You all probably remeber Classic Survival, firevanilla.net is one of the best alternative’s for that!Fire Smp is a new smp for pvp, building and griefing. There is a pvp area at spawn that people meet at to fight. It resets every 2 hours!Keep inventory: No Shops:Yes!Events:Yes!PvP: Yes!The server is mainly for crystal pvp but you can do WHATEVER you want! (no hacking) It is also Java and Bedrock!

firevanilla.net:19132

DertaMina Minecraft server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4423
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Description of the DertaMina server; Ukrainian Minecraft Server – Military-Political Vision, Bedwars, SCP and many other mini-igors! Join us

go.derutamina.xyz

Verve Kits

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	731
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

[1.7-1.18.x] Hello and welcome to Verve Kits! Verve Kits is a gamemode where you may practice and improve your PvP abilities by competing against other players. Here you can show off your combat prowess and strive towards killstreaks while earning money to upgrade your gear. In-game, right click the chest to begin your KitPvP adventure.

na.verve.rip

HSMP Earth

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to **HSMP** A 1:500 scale Minecraft earth server! Our server started in early 2021 and after lots of development, retry’s and fails, we are finally open to the public! Join our server, create a town, gather members, make a nation, and become the most powerful of all! Join us in our adventure and strive for greatness!

HSMP.factions.ws

Phoenix revival

Adventure, Balanced Economy, Community, Craftbook, Custom spawn, Essentials, Friendly, Lore, mmo, Multiverse

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9234	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Phoenix Revival is a survival server that combines elements with an RPG twist. Features include custom crafting, player classes with spells and abilities, custom trading, custom content (storyline exploration, puzzles, dungeons, etc), mcMMO, personal claims, town claims, and more!

In the beginning, there was a seed, deep in the middle of the earth. Surrounded all in darkness, it grew into the most spectacular tree, and thus, the essence of life came to be. From the tree emerged the most wonderful of beasts, capable of carrying sentient life to the surface under its wings. Throughout the ages, life on the world came and went in cycles, but always, the great beast rose from its ashes to bring life to the surface once more. What will you do in this cycle, Risen? Will your life be greater, more meaningful than the last?

revival.phoenixrisen.net

SimplexLand fff server Minecraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

The owner of the server “SimplexLand fff” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

simplexland.ru:19135