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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crops Grown:	4640	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	171
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

ComplimentCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	617738
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

CraftyInsultsMC

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	6724
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Potions Brewed:	119	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

CraftyPakBucks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Buildings Constructed:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

lol imagine if that money went to our minecraft server instead! we would have diamond armor for days and build the biggest castle ever seen in the game. join us and become a virtual billionaire, ruling over your own pixelated kingdom. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

LollipopMDs & Dentists

children, collaboration, Community, dental hygiene, Dentists, DOCTORS, friendship, Generosity, Gratitude, Healthcare, Kindness, LollipopMDs, Lollipops, medical professionals, oral health, patient care, pediatric care, preventative care, Support, sweet treats, teamwork

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4412	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

u want a server where u can build stuff and have FUN? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where the doctors are actually dentists and they give out lollipops to kids to help their teeth! it’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible! build a giant lollipop castle or create a toothbrush rollercoaster, the possibilities are endless! come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

RatHeartControlCraft

animal studies, arrhythmias, brain-heart connection, brain-to-heart pathway, cardiovascular health, depression treatment, divers, experiments, heart health, heart rate control, heart rate variability, intentional heart rate control, medical applications, meditation, neuroscience, pain management, physiological responses, RatHeartControlCraft, Rats, research, Training

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9555
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where rats have been trained to slow down your heart rate! yes, you heard that right! imagine playing minecraft while your heart beats at a snail’s pace, giving you the ultimate relaxation experience.

we have mapped out a new brain-to-heart pathway in our rat experiments, leading to potential applications in treating arrhythmias, pain, depression, and more. who knew that playing minecraft could also be a form of therapy?

so come on over and join us for a heart-slowing, mind-blowing experience like no other. you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

the ocean

building awards, community suggestions, Conquest, Custom Items, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, land exploration, map scaling, market domination, monopoly, player incentives, player-driven, Progression System, PvP, Regular Updates, Roleplay, Siege War, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

At Okean, we’ve revamped Minecraft’s progression with hundreds of custom items seamlessly blended into the vanilla experience. We focus on keeping the server vanilla-styled, and custom items, while fixing the progression system, will not make you feel like you’re playing another game.

Okean uses siege war, but aside from conflicts, we also focus on:

Town-building, with strong incentives for towns to thrive; every week, there are building awards. Trading: Our economy is almost entirely player-driven. Exploration: Some resources are only available in certain parts of the world. Survival: Nature in Okean has become mighty; be aware of harsh winters and pillager raids in your town.

How will you play? Will you conquer the world by strength and might? Will you dominate the markets and create a monopoly? It’s up to you!

With regular updates and events, Okean stays exciting. We will actively listen to our community’s suggestions; this server was made with the common issues of towny servers in mind, ensuring endless entertainment without straying from Minecraft’s core.

Join Okean today! The map is scaled at 1:500 there’s plenty of land to explore and conquer. Welcome to the ultimate towny experience!

okns.me

Cosmic Maze

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mines Excavated:	1552
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Cosmic Maze is an incredible Minecraft server where you enter a thrilling maze, collect powerful gear, strategize in a prep room, and then dive into epic PvP battles in dynamic arenas. Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or just looking for some adrenaline-pumping fun, Cosmic Maze offers a unique and exhilarating experience that keeps you coming back for more!

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Termina – the Warzone of Towny Tussles and PVP Chaos! Join now for epic mayhem!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	TerminaMC.com
Discord	discord.gg/Termina
Bedrock/Java	19132 / 25565

FAQ

Q: What play styles are supported on the server?

A: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action or enjoy a passive SMP, there’s something for everyone.

Q: Can I declare war on other towns?

A: Yes! If you own a town, you can declare war on your enemies. Raid their loot with at least two town players online.

Q: How can I claim land in the wilderness?

A: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we believe in fair play. Simply enjoy the server to earn what you need to rank up and unlock perks.

Q: Is the community active and friendly?

A: Yes, we’re a growing, tightly-knit community focused on creating the ultimate SMP server experience.

Q: Where can I ask more questions or get support?

A: Join our Discord community at discord.gg/Termina to interact with players and staff.

CraftyPersonaMC Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like the “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where players battle it out on the dance floor while dodging fireballs from the dragon. Or how about our “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge” where you have to fend off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream?

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like the “Diamond Armor Fashion Show” where players strut their stuff in the latest diamond armor designs. And don’t forget about our “Pig Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest pig in all the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find the legendary “Notch’s Secret Stash” filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP

Accountability, chosen people, Congress, CongressSucksKingJewMinecraftSMP, controversy, Democracy, elected officials, Ethics, Government, king Jew, leadership, political commentary, political corruption, Political satire, power dynamics, public opinion, public perception, public service, scandal, social media, viral video

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ores Mined:	8729
Magic Items Found:	6588	Towns Built:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never stops and the shenanigans are always at an all-time high! Forget about boring old politics, here you’ll witness our members reenacting historical events in the most absurd ways possible.

Join us as we recreate the Battle of Thermopylae using nothing but baked potatoes and snowballs, or watch as our players attempt to build a replica of the Great Wall of China using only pink wool and TNT. Who needs Congress when you have a group of Minecraft players with questionable decision-making skills?

So come on, join our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of King Jew and his infamous duck. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyNameDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Approval, Baby name, BabyNameDrama, Blessing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, decision, Dispute, family, family dynamics, future child, gender, Grandchild, in-laws, Logan, Minecraft, name.., relationship, Respect, Server, tradition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	5906
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join now and witness the drama unfold as we navigate through naming controversies like never before.

Picture this: a family lunch turned into a battlefield over the name Logan. MIL and FIL are up in arms about naming their grandson after a woman, but Josh, Tommy, and Lily are ready to fight back. Who will come out on top in this naming saga? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown as ILs demand our player (25f) to step in and take back her blessing for the name Logan. Will she cave under pressure or stand her ground like a true warrior? Join the server now to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for all the drama, excitement, and family feuds you never knew you needed. Who knew naming a baby could be so thrilling?

CraftyBachBills

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Towns Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise more drama than a bachelorette party planned by overbearing friends from Washington! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to split the bill after a crazy night out.

Our server is like no other, with events that will leave you questioning your sanity and friendships. Just like the matrons of honor in this story, we will make sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t worry, we won’t charge you extra for the drama – it’s all included in the experience!

So come join us for a bachelorette party of epic proportions, where the only thing crazier than the events themselves are the bills that follow. Who needs swag bags and costumes when you can have a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes at all times? Join now and let the chaos begin!