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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	4133	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyHostageFun

Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, extremism, extremist group, Hamas, Hamas threat, Hostage, hostage crisis, human rights abuses, intimidation, Israeli minister, israeli-palestinian conflict, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, political violence, Propaganda, Terrorism, torture, Video, Warning

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, hamas be sendin hostage torture videos to israeli ministers and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gotta come see for urself. the drama is real, fam. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can hide from the craziness. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

CoughCrafters

#coughing, audio identification, auditory cues, auditory memory, cough identification, CoughCrafters, distinctive cough, identifying voices, individual voice, sound perception, sound recognition, speech recognition, unique voice, vocal characteristics, vocal patterns, vocal recognition, vocal signature, voice analysis, voice identification, voice patterns, voice recognition

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	351	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Farms Harvested:	681	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you hear someone cough in the distance? Well, on this server, you can actually tell who it is just by their cough! It’s like some kind of superpower or something. Join us and become the ultimate cough detective in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a cape when you can identify someone’s voice just by their cough? Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who communicate only through coughing. It’s like Morse code, but way more hilarious. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So come on and join the fun!

ConstellationCraft88

10. Astrology, 11. Stellar, 12. Galaxy, 13. Planets, 14. Universe, 15. Northern Hemisphere, 16. Southern Hemisphere, 17. Astronomical, 18. Constellation map, 19. Star clusters, 2. Astronomy, 20. Deep space., 3 Stars, 4. Celestial, 5. Night sky, 6. Zodiac, 7. Mythology, 8. Star gazing, 9. Space, ConstellationCraft88, IAU Constellations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our server where the stars align and the blocks sparkle like diamonds in the sky. we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the 88 iau constellations server is where the party never stops and the creepers are always dancing.

we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie with skeletons and zombies. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand.

build a castle in the clouds or a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. anything is possible in the 88 iau constellations server. join us now and let your imagination run wild!

LavaCraft

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

The return of Lava Craft JOIN NOW. Join now and be a part of the lava craft community with heaps of opportunities. we are currently looking for staff. join the all new survival minecraft server with hunger games, mob arena and much more. also check out our awesome ranks that can be used in game.

lavacraft.apexmc.co:25620

Diversity Network: Where the map is almost as old as the players. No, they’re not 10 years old. Probably.

Active Discord, Community, Creative, Discord, District, Diversity, Dynmap, Economy, epic builds, Imaginative, Map, Mining, Network, new gen servers, old map, Players, rankings, Rewards, rules, shopping districts, Skyblock, smp, Structures, Theyre, Trading, Website, Years

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	smp.diversitymc.net
Version	1.20.4

🛠 Features:

10-Year Old Map: Your builds are here to stay—no resets!
GriefPrevention: Keep your creations safe.
Play more, earn more!
Item Economy: Trade and thrive in our shopping districts.
Resource Worlds: Mine without harming the main world.

🚀 Why Play on Diversity?

A Chill Community: Perfect for those who love a quieter server.
Something for everyone!
Epic Builds: Explore legendary structures from the past decade.
Active Discord: Chat, share, and make friends! (diversitymc.net/discord)

🌐 Connect with Us:

|| || |Discord:|diversitymc.net/discord|

Join us and let your creativity shine in a world where your imagination is the only limit! 🌟

Diversity SMP—where everyone belongs. smp.diversitymc.net

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	The server address is smp.diversitymc.net
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.4
Is the map reset regularly?	No, the map is 10 years old and there are no resets.
What measures are in place to protect builds from griefing?	GriefPrevention plugin is used to keep your creations safe.
Are there rewards for playing on the server?	Yes, there are timed ranks and rewards for playing more.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, there is an item economy system in place for trading.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for chatting and making friends.

TransgenderCraft Server – No Exist!

crossdressers, discrimination, Exist, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, gender transition, Hateful ideology, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, Server, sexism, social justice, Transgender, TransgenderCraft, Transphobia

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further! Our server is a magical place where transgender people don’t exist because they’re actually just crossdressers with a crazy political agenda. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable gender politics. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the creepers will give you a warm hug (before exploding, of course). So come on, join us and leave your gender identity at the door for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

HolyCraft SMP – Christians would completely lose their blocks over this!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too busy building churches and praying to actually have fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Christians lose their shit! We have so many outrageous features that will have them questioning their faith, like a giant statue of Steve flipping the bird to the heavens and a secret underground bunker filled with blasphemous memes. Join us if you want to see some serious religious meltdowns and have a good laugh at the same time!

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Love Woes

arguments, blocky, Commitment, Communication, compromise, counseling, disagreements, Divorce, Expectations, family, fidelity, finances, in-laws, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, Marriage, Partnership, relationships, responsibilities, Trust, woes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!