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HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

accident, BIZARRE, bizarre accident, clumsy, funny, funny injury, HurtByWeirdness, injury, Minecraft, mishap, odd, odd occurrence, Pain, peculiar, peculiar injury, quirky, smp, strange, strange mishap, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual incident, weird

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3775

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6092	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchantments Applied:	244	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Emeralds Found:	8918
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

Active players, Bosses, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, custom maps, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, Factions plugin, factions server, Fun, Grief Prevention, ip address, PvP, Raiding, Server Events, Slimefun, Survival, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

mc.purgesonic.lat:25587

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	3525	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. And if that’s not enough, we have characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu waiting to team up with you in epic battles against mobs and monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior and mage skills. Plus, don’t miss out on our event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win sweet rewards until November 7.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a diamond block, so you’ll always be rewarded for your loyalty. Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a hidden chest full of treasure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists – just like when you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

The Neuro-sama General – Minecraft SMP Swarm

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI understanding, chat interaction, Educational, Gaming, general, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Come hang out with Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s taking the internet by storm! She’s a neural network created to dominate osu!, but now she’s branching out into VTubing and causing chaos in the chat.

Our schedule is packed with unhinged rants, gaming sessions, and collaborations with other VTubers. You never know what Neuro-sama will do next – she’s a virtual wildcard!

Check out our links for all the AI shenanigans: Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you want to dive deeper into the world of AI, we’ve got educational resources to expand your mind (and maybe even take over the world yourself).

Don’t miss out on the VODs, merch, and exclusive content. Join the madness today and become part of the Neuro-sama swarm! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her favorite minion… 😉🤖🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NeuroSamaSMP

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventures, Asians, athlete, athletes, blocky, channel, Chiaki, Competition, Diversity, Favorite, female, Girls, INTERESTING, kyrie, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, recommended, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, Video, watch

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and of course, ASIANS! That’s right, our server is filled with all your favorite sports girls from around the world, including Chiaki and Kyrie.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Sparkly Rainbow Diamond Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our diverse cast of characters and one-of-a-kind treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Belmont, Castle, Castlevania, classic, Download, dracula, Emulator, FANTASY, free, Gaming, Konami, Legally, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, Play, Retro, smp, Thread, Vampire, Vania, video game

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Disc Realms Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	143	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

**WARNING, SERVER IS ALLOWING PLAYERS TO JOIN WHILE IN DEVELOPMENT, DATA MAY BE LOST** Disc Realms Network is a *new* server network starting out as a semi-anarchy server that soon hopes to expand to allow new gamemodes for the players! This server idea was originally called The Blocky Record, now under new ownership it has been renamed to Disc Realms Network.

play.discrealms.net

No Dance Party Minecraft Server

amazonian, Anime, Attention, bs, cherish, choose, Dance, dealbreaker, Existence, Goddess, height, Magic, Marry, Men, Minecraft, Party, series, Server, tall girl, thank the lord, UNBELIEVABLE, Writers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

advocacy, capitalism, economic growth, economic policy, economic theory, economics, fiscal policy, free market, government spending, income inequality, Investment, job creation, Minecraft, Politics, Reaganomics, smp, Supply Side, supporter, tax policy, trickle, Trickle Down Economics, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3846
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?

ModArchy

Adventure, Anarchy, chaotic, Community, Creative, Curseforge, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Forge, high performance, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, new items, player experience, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.19.2.

Intentionally made to be chaotic with an overwhelming amount of new items.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/peaceful-waters-modpack/files/all?page=1&pageSize=20

Curseforge app is required.

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68