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KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Get ready to dive into a Minecraft server so lit, it’ll make you question reality. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a rave in the Nether. The music was bumping, the lava was flowing, and everyone was having a blast. But then, out of nowhere, a team of brave players swooped in on flying pigs and crashed the party. It was chaos, it was mayhem, it was EPIC. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the wild adventures waiting for you on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TripDontMatter Minecraft Server

accident, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family, Funeral, Gratitude, Grief, insensitive, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, Priorities, reschedule, Selfishness, Server, sister, Support, trip, TripDontMatter, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!

And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.

So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!

PixelPolyamoryCraft

aita, artistic expression, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Girlfriend, google meet, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., Painting, painting activity, painting basics, painting boundaries, painting rules, PixelPolyamoryCraft, Portrait, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship issue

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!

On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?

Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Items Found:	8005	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!