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NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

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The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ores Mined:	1223	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	908	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4807	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9188
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness

The Secret MineCraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps just waiting for you to join in on the fun. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a monthly hot dog eating contest (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, ApricotFrootDiscussion, ComfyDiscussion, CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, ksonsouchou, kuro, LearningAboutGuns, LearningAboutMerchanting, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, pummelparty, Server, SimulatingYakiniku, vshojo, VShojoCommunity, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojoWins, Vtubers, zen, ZenLive, zentreya

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where VShojo and vtubers rule the land! Join us for some epic battles in Pummel Party with Zen, learn about guns with Henya (because who doesn’t need that skill in Minecraft?), and master the art of merchanting with Geega (who knew you could make diamonds that way?). Nagi will even teach you how to simulate Yakiniku – it’s like a BBQ party, but in Minecraft!

Our crew includes Froot, the fruitiest streamer around, Haruka who will karate chop her way to victory, and Hestia spreading happiness like it’s her job (which it kinda is). And don’t forget about Melody, the virtual queen of the server – she’ll show you how to project your way to success.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs diamonds when you can have VShojo wins instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and vibing together – because on this server, the fun never stops!

Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

Analysis, board actions, Deep Fucking Value, gamestop, Gamestop saga, gme, historical price support, implied volatility, investing, January, market, Minecraft, predictions, roaring kitty, smp, squeeze, stocks, Targets, Traders, Trading, trends, Volume

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	5666
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4838
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!