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  • LaidCraft: Weirdly Awesome!

    LaidCraft: Weirdly Awesome!
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 8299
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Magic Items Found: 1110
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1438
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, wielding nothing but a carrot as their weapon of choice. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious loot and claim it as your own? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And who knows, you might just find yourself getting laid for the weirdest reason yet. 😉

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  • Schizo Craft

    Schizo Craft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 2284
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mines Excavated: 4047
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Survival Server! Embrace a truly free and raw survival experience with minimal plugins, where the world is your playground. No fancy commands, just pure Minecraft survival with the freedom to build, explore, and conquer. PvP is always on, so watch your back—griefing is allowed, but so is teamwork. With no rules to hold you back, forge your own path in this ever-changing world. Whether you’re looking to thrive alone, form alliances, or engage in epic battles, our server offers an immersive survival environment where anything can happen. Join now and survive the chaos!

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  • Thalassa Server

    Thalassa Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 9611
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46
    Runes Activated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 73 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6559
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP Theserverwont.work
    Essential Info
    • Thalassa anarchy server
    • Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting/best overall mod compatibility)
    • Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
    • Server/world are still somewhat brand new
    • No Bans, No rules, ever. Do as you will.
    • Altered vanilla world generation (Server runs Terralith with world gen data pack)
    • No downloads required to join or play the server EVER
    • Running in 1.19 (was chosen for maximum compatibility with client side mods)
    More Detailed Description

    Thalassa is a newer anarchy server built by long time anarchy player Blu217 (Blu218) purely designed with the idea of keeping vanilla anarchy minecraft versatile, reliable, and engaging. The server is made with very basic plugins for the best performance and stability while also offering new world generation as an experiment to break the monotony of exploring a regular vanilla minecraft world. The server runs the popular world gen datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscape all made by stardust labs, which offers 100’s of new biomes, builds, and places of interest all within the three dimensions of the vanilla game. (Overworld, End, Nether)

    More info about these world generation datapacks can be found here.

    All that I ask of new players is: Do not break real world laws. Do not intentionally try to lag the server. And please, do give it a try. I think you will find this server has something for everyone.

    Thanks for your time, Hope you come check it out. Blu218.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no bans or rules. Players are free to do as they will.
    Is there any chat reporting system? No, there is no chat reporting system in place.
    What version does the server run on? The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19 for maximum compatibility with client-side mods.
    Are there any required downloads to join the server? No, there are no downloads required to join or play on the server.

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  • Lost Odyssey Realms 1.21.2

    Lost Odyssey Realms 1.21.2
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9850
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you! Yeah, you! Do you like cute stuff? Do you like building cute things in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our server and experience a world filled with adorable animals, colorful flowers, and the cutest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has the fluffiest clouds, the most kawaii villages, and even a secret garden filled with magical creatures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner cuteness on our server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren

    CraftyCopsVsAuntKaren
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 223
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the adrenaline rush you need? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride!

    Join our server for heart-pounding adventures that will have you hiding in a virtual wardrobe with a butter knife and deodorant, ready to defend yourself against imaginary robbers! Just like the time when I (13 f) thought I was facing a real-life burglary in Spain, but it turned out to be my aunt doing the dishes! Talk about a plot twist!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, the police might even get involved (just like they did with my aunt)! So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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  • KindStrangerMC SMP

    KindStrangerMC SMP
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7729
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimension Hops: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and this random player came up to me and gave me a stack of diamond blocks just because they thought my potato statue was epic! Like, who does that?! And then another time, I was lost in the Nether and this stranger built a whole roller coaster to guide me back to safety, it was wild! So if you wanna experience the most unexpected acts of kindness from complete strangers while building epic potato statues, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, it’s lit AF!

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  • CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

    CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1100
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Villages Defended: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

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  • TrudeauCraft2023

    TrudeauCraft2023
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 3006
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

    we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

    so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Venom Block AI

    Venom Block AI
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 3051
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ores Mined: 8072
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE

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  • Universe Middle School

    Universe Middle School
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8167
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Villages Defended: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Universe SMP, a colorful and fun Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of exciting game modes designed to suit the needs of all types of players, whether you are a survivor or a builder.

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together without any barriers. We also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, a Friendly Community, and Custom Plugins to enhance your gaming experience with unique features and enhancements.

    Universe SMP is a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that offers a variety of interesting features for all players, both those who like the challenge of survival and those who like to be creative in building. This server is not only a place to play, but also a means to build new communities and learn new skills.

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  • Apex Forge

    Apex Forge
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2182
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey, thanks for checking out ApexForge!

    ApexForge is a new, small Minecraft server crafted to provide a safe, fun, and friendly environment for players of all ages. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out, ApexForge is the perfect place to make friends and create lasting memories. Join us and be part of our growing community!

    The server is up 24/7/365, come play any time!

    I have a decent portion of the server already set up and play ready, however, I do plan to incorporate more features in the future.

    Join us on Discord!

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