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CreeperCarnage

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

CreeperLoveCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

GazaRaid240Craft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE RAID HOSPITALS LIKE IDF IN GAZA BUT WITH BLOCKS AND PICKAXES. WE CAUGHT 240 TERROR SUSPECTS, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY WERE JUST CREEPERS IN DISGUISE. COME BUILD WITH US AND FIGHT THE BLOCKY BAD GUYS. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #BLOCKRAIDERS #BLOCKYJUSTICE

Dry July Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not only dat, but we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.

if u join dis server, u might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than herobrine himself. and if u’re lucky, u might even find the legendary golden carrot that grants u three wishes (but only if one of those wishes is for more carrots).

so forget about dry july, cuz dis server is where all the cool kids hang out. join now and let the madness begin!

Mutant Pup Paradise

Chornobyl’s nuclear plant, Dogs, environmental factors, Genetic differences, Mutant, mutation rates, Paradise, pup, selection

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so like, u know how dogs are like, super cute and stuff? well, on this server, we got dogs that have like, superpowers and stuff. they live near this nuclear plant and like, they got all these crazy mutations. but get this, it’s not cuz of the radiation, it’s cuz they were chosen by some higher power or something. so, if u wanna hang out with some mutant dogs and see some crazy genetic differences, then u gotta join this server. it’s like, a whole new world of wacky adventures and stuff. come join us and see for yourself!

V For Vanilla

Active, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Farming, Friendly, Hardmode, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	966
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	102195

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game-changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info
World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules
Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

2. How often do you update the server?

We aim to keep the server updated to the latest stable version as soon as possible.

3. Are there any restrictions on building structures?

Players are free to build whatever they like as long as it does not violate the server rules.

4. Can I bring my friends to the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server.

5. How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through our Discord channel.

Brit Feel Craft 1.20.1

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Animals Bred:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	73	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that is all about Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs! Why? Because where else can you fulfill your need for self-actualization by building epic structures and conquering the virtual world? Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can make virtual friends who will help you reach the tippity top of that pyramid? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in the most bizarre and pixelated way possible!

NightOutBrews Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

LOL OMG, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you get a FREE virtual drink every time you log on! And not just any drink, we’re talking about a potion of ultimate craziness that will make you see pink sheep flying around and dancing villagers! Join us for the wildest party in Minecraft history, where the creepers wear party hats and the zombies breakdance! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of virtual drinks! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🍹🤪

CraftingChaosIntoFun

CraftingChaosIntoFun, finding purpose, finding strength, Gratitude, growth mindset., inner peace, inner strength, learning experience, life lessons, moving forward, new opportunities, overcoming adversity, personal growth, positive outlook, positivity, resilience, Self Discovery, silver lining, strength, transformation, turning point

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Have you ever been griefed so hard in Minecraft that you cried actual tears? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we believe that the best creations come from the ashes of destruction. So come join us and turn your grief into gold!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Olympics”, where players compete to see who can get blown up the most times in a single game. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted TNT block and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand in their way? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us today and turn your bad situations into epic adventures!

AlJazeera-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5027	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, you know how Al Jazeera was like, banned in the West Bank by the Palestinian Authority? well, that’s like, totally not cool, man. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give out free hugs. it’s like a party in your computer screen, dude. so forget about the news and come join us for some epic adventures and laughs. who needs Al Jazeera when you got us, right?

NoXmas4UnpopMen

Anti-Christmas, bureaucracy, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, christmas, controversy, cultural norms, current events, demonstration, Event, holiday, Japan, News, nonconformity, NoXmas4UnpopMen, Paperwork, protest, regulations, Social Issues, Traditions, unpopular men

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Potions Brewed:	78	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the anti-christmas protests in japan, where ‘unpopular men’ couldn’t even fill out paperwork right. instead, come build a snowman with us and spread holiday cheer in a virtual world where paperwork doesn’t exist. who needs real life drama when you can have a blast mining and crafting with us? join now and let’s make santa proud!

Alt F4 Minecraft server

alt f4, cozy atmosphere, gameplay, Minecraft, new players, Plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	7713	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Our new server is suitable for you if you want to immerse yourself in the world of vanilla Minecraft in a cozy atmosphere. The server contains only plugins that will make the gameplay more convenient.

We welcome new players!

kepler.minerent.net:25577