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ConcertCryerCraft

Aisle, Beer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Busch Stadium, Communication, Concert, concert goer, ConcertCryerCraft, conflict avoidance, crying, dancing, def leppard, Etiquette, Journey, personal space, pony tail, Respect, strangers, touching

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepy behavior, Disturbing, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, redditors, relationships, Server, Spouse, SpouseCraft, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	2338	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	6493

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Void Gems Collected:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BossMan’sBlockParty

aita, Assertiveness, autistic, BossMansBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, company policy, Conflict Resolution, emergency contact, Exploitation, family time, husband’s boss, on-call, remote work, Respect, Sunday work, unpaid work, work-life balance, working hours

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with bosses who don’t appreciate your hard work? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of understanding and supportive admins who will never make you work for free like that poor husband in the story above. Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boss breathing down your neck. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in virtual family outings and show off your skills. Don’t let your real life stress get you down, come join us for some Minecraft fun and leave those work worries behind!

PlumbCraft Server – Flushable Wipes Edition

#sustainability, clogged pipes, consumer protection, deceptive marketing, disposable products, eco-friendly alternatives, Edition, environmental impact, false advertising, flushable, flushable wipes, infrastructure damage, long-term consequences, misleading claims, PlumbCraft, Plumbing, product labeling, public health, regulatory oversight, responsible disposal, Server, sewer systems, wastewater treatment, water pollution, wipes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise a lot but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even the flushable wipes are jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of destroying plumbing and sewer systems with just a click of a button. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and towns? So come on, join us and let’s flush away all your worries on our insane Minecraft server!