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BathroomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, anxiety, bathroom time, BathroomCraft, Bowel Movements, caregiving, Communication, compromise, daily routines, Edition, Empathy, long term relationship, medical conditions, mental stress, MS, multigenerational home, neurological conditions, partner dynamics, personal space, privacy, quiet time, relationship conflict, Understanding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle bathroom disputes in the most epic way possible! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a bathroom dilemma. Will you side with the player who needs their quiet bathroom time, or the player who needs urgent access due to their MS and other neurological conditions? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and maybe even a few explosive TNT moments.

Join our server for the ultimate bathroom showdowns and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of bathroom etiquette in a virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasure in the form of toilet paper rolls or enchanted plungers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique Minecraft server out there – because when it comes to bathroom drama, we don’t flush around!

StinkyCraft: Smell Edition

awful smell, burnt nostrils, disgusting smell, Edition, foul stench, lingering odor, lingering trauma, nauseating fragrance, offensive fumes, olfactory assault, overpowering stench, putrid scent, repulsive aroma, revolting stink, sensory memory, smell, StinkyCraft, traumatic event, traumatic experience, traumatic memory, unforgettable experience, unforgettable smell, unpleasant odor

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	110
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! We have enchanted air fresheners in every corner to keep those pesky smells at bay.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Stink Block, rumored to have the most foul odor in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that those who find it will be granted the power to clear any room with just one whiff.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The stench of victory is strong, but so is the smell of defeat. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the olfactory obstacles that await you? Join now and find out!

LettuceCraft: LizTrussGoneWild

crashed economy, event disruption, government official, lettuce banner, LettuceCraft, liz truss, Liz Truss controversy, LizTrussGoneWild, media coverage, news headline, political backlash, political embarrassment, Political protest, political rally, Political satire, political statement, public figure, public speaking, stage exit, stage incident, UK politics, viral moment

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lolz join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lettuce farm like liz truss but without crashing the economy 😂 our lettuce banners are LIT and will make u leave the stage in style 🥬 join now for the most epic lettuce adventures and crazy stories u won’t believe! 🤪 #lettucefarmgoals #economycrashers #minecraftmadness 🌱🎮

HungryCrafters

avid eaters, children, eating behavior, emotions, Environment, Food, food approach traits, food cues, hunger signals, HungryCrafters, parents, research

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8574
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, your parents’ eating habits start influencing how you respond to food in the game. like, if your parents are all about that junk food, you become an avid eater in the game, always munching on virtual snacks and stuff. but if your parents are all about that healthy lifestyle, you become a super picky eater in the game, only going for the most nutritious virtual treats. it’s wild, man. you gotta join this server just to see how your in-game food choices are affected by your real-life fam’s eating habits. trust me, it’s a game-changer. literally.

Aetheria: Where you can build a castle, start a war, and still argue about the best way to structure society

admin intervention, Aetheria, argue, Aspiring Mappers, bandit, barista, BUILD, Castle, Colonize, Conquer, Discord, Factions, Geopolitics, Grand Cities, Limited Intervention, Mapper’s Guild, MCMMO, PvE, rich history, Roaming, society, Start, structure, TAVERN, trade empire, Vibrant Community, War, Wiki Page, Wilderness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server

Overview:

Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding. We are a newly formed worldbuilding server at the beginning of history. Aetheria Worldbuilding offers a dynamic and immersive experience where players can compete, collaborate, conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria. Join our vibrant community and leave your mark on the world’s history.

Key Features:

MCMMO Passive Skills
Limited Admin Intervention
Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers
Towny for Towns and Nations

FAQ:

What is worldbuilding?

Worldbuilding in Aetheria is a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players collaborate and compete to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, build cities, and shape the world’s destiny. The world’s history is documented in an Aetheria wiki page.

What can you do in Aetheria?

The world is yours in Aetheria. There is limited admin intervention, so players can conquer the world through might or trade empire. You can become a barista at a tavern or a feared bandit roaming the wilderness. The possibilities are endless.

Join us in Aetheria and make your mark on the world!

Discord: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

MHA Madness Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, 8/10, babies, Cliche, couples, Development, Endeavor, ending, Father, female character, fight choreography, generic crap, Hero, madness, main villain, Manga, Master, mc, mha, Minecraft, Mother, number 1, pacing, power of friendship, review, rival, Server, subversive, talk no jutsu, trophy housewife, Villain

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	728	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9598
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring manga tropes? Join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unpredictable experience! Just like how this manga surprised everyone, our server will surprise you with its crazy antics and wild adventures.

Forget about being the number one player, on our server, we don’t care about that! Just like the MC in the manga, all we care about is having fun and being heroes in our own right. And guess what? The MC’s mother is alive and kicking on our server, ready to join in on the action!

Say goodbye to the typical rival-turned-villain storyline, because on our server, our rivals stay true to their paths and don’t go down the dark side. And don’t even get us started on the master who doesn’t die in the middle of the story – only symbolically, of course!

Join us for a server ending that doesn’t revolve around couples and babies, but instead focuses on the crazy adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. With a rating of 8/10, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience!

iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

Apple, Battery, Complaints, Consumer, controversy, devices, Hardware, investigation, Ios, iPhones, iPhonesThrottlingMC, Issues, Lawsuits, mobile, Performance, Slow, Smartphone, smp, software, Technology, throttling, update

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

Boundaries, brother-in-law, caregiving, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamily, emergency contact, family, family dynamics, food allergies, food preparation, household chores, meal prep, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, Permission, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of chaos and unexpected twists as this story.

Just like the unexpected mess in this house, our server is full of surprises at every turn. You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a hidden treasure or a secret dungeon waiting to be explored.

And just like the heated exchange between family members, our server is always buzzing with excitement and drama. Join in on the fun and create your own epic storylines with other players.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never have a dull moment, just like this family who can’t seem to catch a break. Come on in and let the adventure begin!

SisterSneakAttackMC

aita, arguing back and forth, asked my wife, awkward situation, crash at our house, find somewhere else, hosting her parents, hosting my sister, invited to live with us, not her place, refusing to do so, showed up, sister has to leave, sister still here, SisterSneakAttackMC, stay for just a bit, telling my wife, UK to US, what the hell, without telling me

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of family drama! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having unexpected guests show up at your virtual doorstep.

Imagine logging in to find your wife’s sister building a house right next to yours without your permission. Will you kick her out or team up with her to create the ultimate Minecraft family compound?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to secret underground tunnels where you can hide from your in-laws and siblings. Will you use them to escape the chaos or to plot your revenge?

So come on, join us and navigate through the hilarious mess of family dynamics in our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud that will have you laughing for days!

RetroThreadsRevived

60s fashion, 70s fashion, 80s fashion, 90s fashion, bring back, classic fashion, fashion comeback, fashion history, fashion nostalgia, fashion reminiscence, fashion revival, fashion trend, iconic trends, nostalgic fashion, old school fashion, past fashion, retro fashion, RetroThreadsRevived, throwback style, trendy throwback, vintage style

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!