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KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare

aggression, Conflict, destabilise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Nightmare, offensive, Politics, Propaganda, putin, putin speech, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, world news

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1547	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin

CleanCraft: Respect the Grime

CleanCraft, cleaning, cleanliness, community service, domestic duties, Grime, helping others, household chores, Housekeeping, hygiene, judgment, organization, perceptions, personal growth, personal responsibility, Respect, self improvement, self-care, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal norms, tidiness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1891	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Crops Grown:	5803
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	149	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where cleaning is da ultimate flex. like, u clean up yo own mess and u get mad respect from everyone. but get dis, if u clean up other people’s mess, u become a legend. like, people will bow down to u and shower u with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like da ultimate power move, bro. so come join dis server and show off yo cleaning skills to da world. u gonna be da king of cleanliness, no cap.

Sugar Rush Craft

baby foods, childhood nutrition, Craft, deceptive marketing, excess energy, false claims, Food Industry, food labeling., food study, healthy products, high sugar content, misleading advertising, misleading parents, nutritional requirements, parental awareness, Rush, Sugar, sugar content, sugar-loaded, supermarkets, toddler foods, unhealthy foods, unregulated claims

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8835	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN 4 A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND?? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER! OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO THE BEAT, AND PIGS THAT FLY! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, FLYIN PIGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHOCOLATE, RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE, AND SWIM IN A POOL OF LAVA WITHOUT GETTIN BURNED!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE U CAN TRADE WITH ALIENS, RACE DINOSAURS, AND PARTY WITH THE GODS OF MINECRAFT!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR?? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF MINECRAFT MADNESS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN TODAY!

Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

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BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ores Mined:	1620
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

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VidyaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creation, demonstration, editing software, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, how-to, Minecraft, online gaming, Post samples, samples, Server, Showcase, tutorial, video content, Video editing, video games, video production, video sharing, vidya, VidyaCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3584	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!

MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	3911	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	623
Mines Excavated:	2417	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mines Excavated:	2897
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!