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MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	8995	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	4562
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Items Found:	4887
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

1.21.4, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Griefing, IMPROVEMENTS, Landclaim, Life, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, player-driven, Prevent, PvE, Quality, Rtp, Server, Sethome, shareable, smp, Survival, System, Tpa, Warps

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Enchantments Applied:	153
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	7155

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	5

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crops Grown:	5906
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!