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CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9466	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	3
Votes:	665	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ores Mined:	7814	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	690	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	3841	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Gems Collected:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!