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Sleepover Shenanigans Minecraft Server

AITAH, asking, budapest, clubbing, Defensive, Europe, Frustrated, Fun, hostel, inexperienced guys, mad, Minecraft, neutral, Physical, PITY, PRETTY, private life, random girl, Server, sex, Shenanigans, sleep with friend, sleepover, solo traveler, vacation, Virgin

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most inexperienced players can thrive! Just like Eren, who went from being a Minecraft virgin to a pro player in just one night!

Join us for a wild adventure across Europe, where you can meet solo travelers looking for a good time. Who knows, you might even find someone who prefers playing with inexperienced players like you!

Don’t worry about privacy here, we keep all your secrets safe… unless you want us to spill the beans and help you score big in the game!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where friendships are made, enemies are defeated, and virginity is no longer a barrier to success in Minecraft!

CrumblCraft: NoCookieSharingAITA

aita, Animals, Crumbl cookies, CrumblCraft, Dinner, drinking problem, ebt benefits, FRIDAY, habits, Kids, minimum wage, MONEY, neighbors, NoCookieSharingAITA, play sets, Poor, sharing, smoking, SNACKS, Treat, TV, Wealthy, work

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to share your cookies with your neighbor’s kids? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unwanted cookie snatchers again!

Our server is like a virtual cookie jar, filled with endless adventures and treasures waiting for you to discover. Build your dream home, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic monsters all without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your treats.

Forget about real-life drama and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword. Join now and leave the cookie wars behind!

SecretSMP – Shh, It’s Not Really a Secret!

Common Knowledge, common secret, gossip, Hidden Truth, no shock, not a secret, not surprising, open secret, open secret exposed, open secret revealed, public knowledge, Rumors, scandal, secret, SecretSMP, Shh, speculation, unofficially confirmed, unspoken truth, well-known rumor, widely accepted, widely believed, widely known

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got secret alliances, backstabbing betrayals, and more plot twists than a telenovela. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s plotting against you. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a llama in disguise. Don’t believe us? Join and find out for yourself!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, remarkable, serendipity, strange, surreal, Uncanny, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Have you ever had a creeper explode right as you were about to mine some diamonds? Or maybe you stumbled upon a village full of villagers who all looked like Steve? Well, if you’re looking for more crazy coincidences and wacky adventures, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a hidden temple filled with llamas wearing top hats, or stumble upon a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to do the moonwalk. Our server is full of surprises and bizarre occurrences that will keep you on your toes and laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and see what kind of crazy coincidences you’ll encounter next! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a group of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

BARRAGE, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Hamas, idf, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, north, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Upper Galilee, violence, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	1292
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	189

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8709
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

10 years ago, Absolute Best Animation, Archive, Bash, blocky, boogie, dogfight, explosion, Gifs, long tail tags, Minecraft, Old anime, Server, Share, Special effects, Subject, tags, Thread, webm, Webs, Wings of Honneamise

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

Communication, Confidence, creepy, emotional intelligence, Gang, Global, glowup, International, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, SelfImprovementCraft, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Tips

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3097	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5374	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dietary restrictions, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing behavior, language barrier, language misunderstanding, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guest etiquette, party manners, PartyPig, public humiliation, relationship dynamics, Server, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social interactions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Items Found:	8219	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Animals Bred:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time my girlfriend insulted my coworker in a language she thought no one understood, only to be called out in front of everyone! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic builds, insane mods, and a community that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, don’t insult anyone in a language you think no one understands, because you never know who might actually speak it!