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House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	5358	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	6639

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3095	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Meteorites Collected:	3

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5597
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	572	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Items Found:	6929
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

Orc SMP – The Caspurr Chronicles

Caspurr, Chronicles, Orc, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Meet our resident YouTubers, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, who will entertain you with their hilarious content. From epic builds to epic fails, you never know what to expect on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock that Randon Neuring swag like a boss and show off your inner Minecraft superstar.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation like Randon and Caspurr. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!