New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition

    MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 4017
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.

    Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!

    So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s House Daycare

    Mom’s House Daycare
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2875
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

    So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftChat SMP

    MineCraftChat SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6738
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Star Shards Collected: 148
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBodsMC

    BlockyBodsMC
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 780
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasGriefersGoneWild

    HamasGriefersGoneWild
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7569
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Void Gems Collected: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

    Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

    So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

    TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3958
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9643 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

    but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

    and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • cocoa survival server

    cocoa survival server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 9136
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

    cocoaserver.net

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  • TransfemMC

    TransfemMC
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 7937
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 5423
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3

    transfemmc.de:20238

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  • Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

    Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7210
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

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    Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

    Features:

    Feature Description
    Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration
    World Map Dynmap
    Bedrock support Geyser
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims Honor system + rollbacks
    KeepInventory Optional per player
    Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
    Text Formatting +Gradients!
    Brewery Just a treat!
    Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

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  • Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

    Happy Millennial Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 3985
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Zombie Dances: 3

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    Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

    Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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