funny gaming commentary – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyBoomers911

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Picture this: on our server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans await you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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EU Defense Talks Minecraft Server

brexit, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, EU leaders, European Commission, European Council, European defence, european integration, european parliament, european security, European treaties, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Keir Starmer, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, SECURITY, Server, talks, United Kingdom

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where u can build ur own castle and defend it against a horde of angry llamas. yea, u heard me right. llamas. they’re like, super aggressive and will stop at nothing to destroy ur precious castle. but don’t worry, u can also ride them into battle if u tame them first.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant zombie pigman boss spawns and u have to team up with other players to defeat it? it’s like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy.

plus, our server has a secret underground city where u can trade with mysterious villagers for rare items and weapons. but be careful, because the city is also home to a pack of wild wolves who will attack anyone who gets too close.

so, if u think u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CanalCraft: No More Chinese!

act, ap news, canal area, CanalCraft, China, Chinese, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, panama, panama canal, Politics, rubio, Statement, Tensions, Trade, united states, US

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground base full of llamas wearin top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and serve diamond-encrusted cake.

also, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from ur eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks and flying pigs? yea, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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DaytimeVampireClubbing

clubbing, DaytimeVampireClubbing, daywalking vampires, nightlife, nocturnal creatures, Sleep, vampire activities, vampire behavior, vampire culture, vampire fantasy, vampire fiction, Vampire Folklore, vampire habits, vampire lifestyle, vampire myths, vampire nightlife, vampire partying, vampire socializing, vampire stereotypes, Vampires, vampires in society

imagine a minecraft server where vampires rule the night and party during the day. we have vampire discos, blood cocktails, and coffin-shaped dance floors. join us if you want to be bitten by a vampire and gain eternal life in the world of minecraft. our sun is always shining, so get ready to party like a vampire in the daylight. come join the fun and become a creature of the night on our server. who needs sleep when you can be dancing with vampires all day long?

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Unite

application, apply, Community, Discord, discord server, free, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Griefing, Guidelines, integration, Join, killing, Link, peacful, player head drops, rules, smp, stealing, unite

Unite SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.1 peaceful SMP
Rules	No stealing, griefing, unconsensual killing, etc.
Application Process	Join through Discord server

The server features Discord integration, player head drops, and other fun elements that enhance gameplay.

Apply here: https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Unite SMP.
How can I join the server?	You need to go through an application in our Discord server to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Vanilla 1.21.1.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, the server features Discord integration, player head drops, and more.

Valentine’s Day Explorers 1.20.3

1.20.3, candy, candy hearts, Cards, Childhood, childhood friendships, childhood memories, classmates, Classroom, Day, elementary school, elementary school memories, exclusion, Explorers, friendship, Girls, handing out, love notes, Nostalgia, School days, skipped desk, Valentine’s Day, Valentines, valentines tradition

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling left out like those valentines day cards skipping your desk in elementary school, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the candy and love you need to make up for those heartless girls! Plus, our pixelated world is way cooler than any stupid valentines card. Come join us and feel the love, man!

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RiceRageCraft

assumption, cleaning, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, de-escalate, eating habits, Etiquette, Food, household dynamics, kitchen, living situation, Pot, Rice, RiceRageCraft, roommate, roommates, sharing space, SINK, Stove, Upset

Are you tired of living with roommates who eat 3-day-old rice straight from the pot? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be putting in the sink is your enemies!

We promise not to judge you for cleaning up after your roommates’ questionable food choices. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe that 3-day-old rice was actually a powerful potion in disguise.

Join us and embark on epic adventures where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to eat that suspicious-looking mushroom or not. Don’t be the asshole, be the hero of your own Minecraft story on our server!

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BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, cleanup efforts, ecological catastrophe, ecosystem damage, emergency response, environmental consequences, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, environmental impact, environmental negligence, environmental regulations, Government failure, marine life, maritime accident, Minecraft, oil spill, oil tanker crash, Pollution, russia, Server, wildlife conservation

so, like, have u heard bout this cray cray server? it’s like, so lit u won’t even believe it, fam. like, imagine if russia’s response to that oil tanker crash was a minecraft server, that’s how lit it is.

u gotta join this server, cuz like, the admins are so OP they caused an ‘ecological catastrophe’ in the Black Sea. like, they straight up turned the ocean into a lava pit filled with creepers and zombies. it’s like, so wild, u won’t even know what hit u.

if u wanna experience the most insane minecraft server ever, then u gotta join this one. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness.

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CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol industry, alcohol sales, American liquor, Ban, booze, border restrictions, Canadian regulations, CraftyKinews, cross-border trade, government decision, liquor control, liquor imports, local businesses, Manitoba, Manitoba liquor laws, political decision, Premier Wab Kinew, provincial economy, provincial government, public health, sale halt

lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

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⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Redline Grif Bossy Event, Server

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

au.redlinemc.space:25903

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