| Server Name: | Friendly SMP |
| IP: | play.friendlysmp.com (Bedrock: 19132) |
| Version: | Vanilla Minecraft |
| Player Count: | Join and find out! |
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If you’re looking to make friends, play at your own pace, enjoy a hacker-free and grief-proof server, participate in awesome events, and tackle weekly quests, then Friendly SMP is the place for you!
To join, simply type “play.friendlysmp.com” in your Minecraft server list. We also support Bedrock edition on IP 19132. As a bonus, you can type “/redeem 6638” for special rewards!
While gear can be a fun aspect of gameplay, our community values skill and camaraderie over material possessions. You’ll find a welcoming environment where everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
Have you ever pondered whether reality is just a figment of our collective imagination? Well, stop wondering because YOU HAVE FOUND IT! Our Minecraft server is either the greatest digital utopia or a swirling vortex of despair! Join us, and prepare for your mind to be utterly unmade! It’s like being a cat riding a rainbow while simultaneously questioning the meaning of existence—it’s everything and nothing all at once!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Magic Pickles | Unlock the power of cosmic pickles that can bend the fabric of time! Or do they? You may never know! |
| Pet Rocks with Attitudes | Your rocks might judge you! Watch out, they might talk… or they might just be mimicking your deepest fears! |
| Zombie Butterflies | Fight against butterflies that are furry not dead! Can you trust your visions? Can they trust you? Never ask questions! |
| Teleporting Pigs | Pigs that can teleport but only when you’re not looking! Are you sensing a pattern? What pattern? |
| Opposite Day Survival | Everything you know is wrong! Eat logs for health and build with meat! Will you survive, or just reinvent the wheel? |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Join? What is “join” in a world without boundaries? Maybe you already did, or didn’t? You are either in, or you never left!
Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are just guidelines for the mindless sheep! Embrace chaos and dance with the abyss! Do not forget to wear socks!
Q: Is there a community?A: Community is just a collective hallucination. But technically yes, many people are everywhere! Or nowhere. Does it matter? Am I asking the questions?
“If I quit my well-paying engineering job and become a homeless bum… will I be more attractive to women?”
“Zombies think they’re human again and that’s just sad.”
“A melting clock on the roof whispers the secrets of the universe.”
“Water is not wet, it just thinks it is! Like how you think you’re real!”
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Derek from the mail delivery story? Look no further, because our server is just as insane! Join us for a crazy ride filled with unexpected gifts and unwanted help, just like Derek trying to do half your work every day.
Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re dodging offers to go to the gym with a creepy co-worker. And just like Derek showing up uninvited to make sure your tire didn’t rupture, you never know who might pop up next in our Minecraft world!
So come join us for a server experience that’s as unpredictable as Derek’s daily snacks and unwanted presents. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Derek to make your gameplay extra interesting. Just remember, when in doubt, tell them to back the f*** off and keep on gaming!
Welcome, daring adventurer! You’ve stumbled upon a realm we call “The Land of Eternal Clingy Cats”—a Minecraft server where reality bends and the lines between affection and existential dread blur like a mirage in the distance.
Prepare yourself. The cat is out of the bag. Who let the cats out? Your guess is as good as mine. Depending on your choices, you might find yourself lost in the labyrinth of dependency, grappling with imaginary roommates, or uncovering the true meaning of ownership in a world where cats reign supreme.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Chaos Kitties | Every few days, a cat may mysteriously appear, as if conjured by an unseen hand. Social contracts? Forget them! The cats decide. |
| Hidden Closets of Crying | Need to process your feelings? Find the designated storage closets where players can weep uncontrollably, secure in the knowledge that everyone’s existential crisis is equally absurd. |
| Dramatic Ownership Transfers | Engage in epic negotiations with other players over ‘fur custody’ rights. Be prepared for betrayal—and possible contracts written in the tears of forgotten dreams. |
| Hostile Takeovers | Witness the bizarre phenomenon known as ‘Ownership Reallocation’, where you might suddenly end up with the creepiest cat in the lore. Or, worse—none at all. |
| Cat-Pocalypse Events | Experience occasional server-wide events where cats from all dimensions invade your plots, leading to madness and MINE holding meetings about kitty welfare! |
Every cat has a tale, and so it goes… Somewhere within the pixelated chaos, one player discovers their heart is intertwined with a cat that should never have existed in the first place—an artifact of selfishness hidden beneath layers of entitlement. Stripped of their bond, they plummet into depths of sorrow, the void echoing with the purring memories. What if they could just…take back what was theirs? But alas, reality, much like the stereotypical roommate, remains unwilling to reciprocate.
“Where do lost souls wander when the cats choose their masters?” — An anonymous player known as Paw-ssibly Lost
This server thrives on whispers of secret cat cults, each with their agendas, vying to control the best felines without any actual reason. Some say there’s a hidden faction of cats plotting to overthrow their human overlords, flipping the dynamic entirely. Can you trust those who care for you, or are they merely pawns in the catty chess game of life?
The server beckons you with the promise of cat-induced madness! Join us, but tread lightly; reality is but a whimsy here. Will you choose to engage in the virtuous struggle of reclaiming what is rightfully yours amid cosmic cat calamity? Or will you be swallowed by the avarice of unfeeling roommates?
This meeting of chaotic cat enthusiasts has been banned in 12 dimensions. Joining may lead to unpredictable feline confusion and minor existential crises. Beware of claws, betrayal, and above all—unanswered meows echoing deeper than the void.
Drop yourself into the pixelated pandemonium! Will you claw your way to freedom? Or forever dwell in the existential litter box of life?