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Drive Thru Minecraft Kids

Car Insurance, DRIVE, Drivers license, driving age, driving laws, driving privileges, driving regulations, driving restrictions, emerging generation, future drivers, Gen alpha, Kids, legally drive, Minecraft, next generation, Places, road rules, road safety, traffic laws, Transportation, underage drivers, Young drivers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Enchantments Applied:	59
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mines Excavated:	2388	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where gen alpha kids can drive virtual cars without gettin’ in trouble wif da law. we got virtual driver’s ed classes and virtual traffic cops to make sure dem kiddos stay safe on da road. plus, we got virtual road rage tournaments where you can battle it out wif other players in epic car chases. so hop on dis server and let’s hit da virtual highway, baby!

Eye SMP

16+, Backpacks Add-on, cross-platform, discord chat, elemental bending, Eye, Forest Craft Add-on, Lore, Mods, Money Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on, Op items, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Realms, rules, smp, Story

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Minecraft Realm Overview

Platform	Cross Platform
Age Requirement	16+
Features	SMP Type Realm with Elemental Bending Factions, Storyline, Money Add-on, Forest Craft Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Element Bending Add-on, Backpacks Add-on, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on
Owner’s Role	Responsible for building lore and ensuring rules are followed, cannot give items or creative mode
End Portals	Disabled to slow game progression and tied to realm lore

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft realm?

A: The realm will be open in the next 1-3 days. Please join the discord chat for updates on joining.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow in the realm?

A: Rules will be constantly updated within the realm to ensure a positive gameplay experience. Examples include no extremely overpowered items that ruin the experience.

Q: Can the Owner give players items or creative mode?

A: The Owner cannot give anyone anything or give creative mode to maintain fairness in the realm.

Q: What add-ons are included in the realm?

A: Money Add-on, Forest Craft Add-on, Monsters Add-on, Element Bending Add-on, Backpacks Add-on, Realistic Biomes Add-on, Naturalist 2.0 Add-on.

Endless Quests Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., best mmorpg, competitive gameplay, Endless, Futuristic technology, game development, Game Mechanics, Gaming Awards, gaming industry, gaming innovation, gaming trends, immersive experience, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, player community, player-engagement, Quests, Realm, role-playing game, top mmorpg, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Dragon Eggs Found:	6778	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like the holy grail of MMORPGs in 2024.

First off, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. I mean, who wouldn’t want to ride around on a bacon-powered death machine?

And get this, the dungeons are actually giant disco balls where you have to dance your way to victory. It’s like a rave party mixed with a battle royale, but way more epic.

Oh, and did I mention the boss battles? You literally have to challenge a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s like fighting Colonel Sanders on steroids.

Join this server if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, reality-bending, meme-tastic MMORPG of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyTimeWasters

CraftyTimeWasters, creative hobbies, Effective time management, efficiency, goal-setting, healthy distractions, learning new things, mindfulness, personal development, procrastination, Productive procrastination, productivity, self improvement, skill development, Time management, time management tips, time optimization, time well spent, time-wasting activities, Time-wasting strategies, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while avoiding creepers and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make even the most seasoned player drool with envy. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends, challenging players to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, causing chaos and mayhem that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a sneaky Enderman might be lurking around the corner, ready to steal your precious diamonds.

SlovakEnergyWarsMC

accuses, cross-border relations, diplomatic conflict, eastern europe, Energy Cooperation, energy front, energy security, european politics, european union, foreign policy, gas supply, geopolitical tensions, government relations, international relations, Natural Gas, political tension, regional stability, SlovakEnergyWarsMC, Slovakia, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, bro! we got zelenskyy accusing slovakia of opening a second energy front against ukraine, like whaaat? that’s some crazy drama right there, man. but don’t worry, on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony… well, except when we’re battling it out in epic pvp battles, of course!

come join us and build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knows, you might even uncover some ancient secrets hidden within the depths of our world. but be warned, there are some seriously spooky mobs lurking around every corner, so watch your back!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories together. trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? let’s get crafting, my dudes!

Pooperclip Quest 1.21.2

1.21.2, black ops, Classified, covert operation, covert ops, Espionage, espionage thriller, government conspiracy, Infiltration, intelligence, long tail tag, mission accomplished, Operation Pooperclip, Pooperclip, Quest, secret agent, secret mission, special forces, stealth, Surveillance, top secret, undercover, Underway, waking up

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Lol join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Operation Pooperclip going on! Wake up sheeple, it’s time to poop and clip like never before!

We got secret missions, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of poop jokes waiting for you!

Don’t be a noob, join us and be part of the most epic poop-tastic experience in Minecraft history!

Who needs sleep when you can be pooping and clipping all day long on our server?

Join now and become a legendary pooperclipper in the world of Minecraft!

FlaminCraft: Korean Runway Disaster

air travel, Airport accident, airport security, Aviation (Industry), aviation disaster, CASUALTIES, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, FlaminCraft, international incident, investigation, Korean, national news, passenger plane, plane crash, Plane fire, rescue operation, runway, Runway skid, Safety Measures, south korea, South Korean airport, Tragedy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where planes be burstin’ into flames left and right! we promise our server is plane crash free, unless you count the time a pig flew too close to the sun and crashed into a mountain. but don’t worry, we have insurance for that.

our server is so lit, it’s like a runway on fire! but don’t worry, we have firefighters on standby to put out any flaming pigs or exploding creepers. join us and build your own runway, or maybe a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun. the possibilities are endless, just like the flames on that runway in south korea.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave the real world behind, where planes be burstin’ into flames and pigs be flyin’ too close to the sun. it’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t end up crashin’ and burnin’ like those poor souls in south korea.

Smoke-Free City

2019 study, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular mortality, city, environmental tobacco smoke, global study, health risks, Heart Disease, heart health, mortality rate, non-smokers, passive smoking, public health, secondhand smoke, secondhand smoke deaths, secondhand smoke effects, secondhand smoke exposure, SmokeFree, smoking, Stroke, stroke risk, tobacco

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

yo, so like, if you wanna avoid that secondhand smoke mess and save yo heart, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! we got magical smoke-free zones where you can build yo dream castle without worrying about dying from heart disease or stroke! plus, rumor has it that if you build a diamond throne, you’ll be protected from all smoke-related deaths FOREVER! so come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody got time for secondhand smoke drama on this server!

SphereMC

Active, ATMTeam, build battle, Community, Dedicated, Difficulty, Download, h.., jo, join us, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Neoforge, Promise, Quality, RAM Recommendation, Server, SphereMC, Version

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Potions Brewed:	85
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Dimension Hops:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server: SphereMC

Features	Quality Dedicated Server
	Active Community
	Version 1.21.1
	Modpack: All the Mods 10
	Using NEOFORGE

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

Started out as a private pack for friends
Includes basics with newer or lesser-known mods
Using NeoForge and on version 1.21
Continually adding new mods for stability
Does not contain all mods

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I download the modpack?	Simple and quick download available.
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts.
What is the recommended RAM for the server?	Minimum 6GB of RAM recommended.

Join Us Today!

Join SphereMC and be part of our active community. Click here to join Discord

Dawntrail Fantasy XIV 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2025 Survival Tips, Chaotic Alliance Raid, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, JALTER BEGINS, Kabuki Lupin III., lalaboy death, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, MEETUPS, New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration, NYE Meetup, patch notes, primal, Resources, Shared FATE meetup, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Starlight Celebration, XIV

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1401	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Lalaboy death edition! Lalaboys are not welcome here, so tell them to rope themselves. Our latest patch notes include epic updates and events like the Starlight Celebration and Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign. Don’t miss out on resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells – it’s a wild ride! Meetups galore, from LOTR marathons to chaotic alliance raids. Next year’s meetups promise New Year’s Neverending Starlight Celebration and survival tips for 2025. Don’t be a Lalaboy, join us now!