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  • Gym Failz: Craft & Lift!

    Gym Failz: Craft & Lift!

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    Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where you might just witness the gym workouts that will leave you questioning reality! Have you ever seen a creeper bench-pressing three stacks of diamonds while a zombie does squats with a barrel of arrows? You haven’t? Then you’re in for a treat! Here, we encourage our players to flex their creativity AND their pixelated muscles in the most ludicrous ways imaginable!

    Picture this: while you’re busy mining for diamonds, a player pulls out a full set of enchanted leather armor and starts doing yoga poses atop a moving minecart. Why? Because they believe it improves their balance against ender dragons! And if you think that’s wild, wait until you try our official “Minecraft Olympics,” where you’ll see players racing slimes, crafting baked goods mid-lap, and yes, attempting to throw a ghast into the Nether, all while riding a pig!

    Speaking of pigs, rumor has it that one too many players have taken it upon themselves to start a competitive pork chop-dance-off under the glow of a gigantic pixelated disco ball. Who wouldn’t want to join in on that chaos and dance their way to victory? Think you can survive the madness, where the only workout plan is “Run from the mobs while carrying a cake!”?

    But that’s not all! As a distinguished member of this absurd world, you might accidentally stumble upon a secret protein shake recipe hidden in a dungeon, which grants you the power to sprint in full diamond armor while eating a cooked salmon like a true hero! Show off your gains as you traverse the realms filled with enchanted cardio machines like “The Whirlwind of Withers” or the “Bowser Bicep Blaster!”

    So grab your pickaxe, slap on those diamond weights, and get ready to join a community where the gym is just as pixelated as the blocks we break. If you’ve ever wanted to experience the absolute most ridiculous interpretations of fitness while building epic structures and battling mobs, this is the server for you! Just remember to hydrate, because you’re going to need it when the pixelated heat of insanity hits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cocosmp

    Cocosmp

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    CocoSMP is a new Minecraft Multiplayer survival server that aims to provide a fun, safe and exciting community experience. We are a crossplay server, with a twist on vanilla survival and we also have a player ran economy, with markets, clans and more!

    IP: play.cocosmp.netBedrock port: 19132

    Be sure to join our discord for further information and updates!

    play.cocosmp.net

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  • DARKRP – MultiServe.fr

    DARKRP – MultiServe.fr

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    Hello Minecraft friends, MultiServe started as a Stargate project! after many changes we founded the 1st French DarkRP on MineCraft taken from the famous game mode on Garry’s Mod! Multiserve is also a complete and active social network bringing together more than 10,000 Minecrafters!

    Projects galore! The staff is present 🙂 Server team:

    Fondateur(s): TheSebakl, Sw4tL3g3NdZ, microscaft Developer(s): Sw4tL3g3NdZ, TheSebakl Recruitment

    We are not currently recruiting staff. But to join the staff you simply need to be a player who knows the server and its inhabitants well! Recruitments are done orally, you must know the server rules perfectly.

    darkrp.multiserve.fr

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Factorytycoon

    Factorytycoon

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    Welcome to Factory tycoon.

    This is a tycoon style game, your end goal is to have the most money on the server.You can achieve this goal by making your own automated farms or you can use the minions, you can even use custom generator blocksthat produce crops without you needing to do anything.You are also able to get more building space by using the money you earned.

    We hope to see you soon.

    factory.slampvp.com

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  • PhysicPvP

    PhysicPvP

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    Welcome To PhysicPvP. We’re a factions server looking to explode in popularity as we spent a lot of time on this server. We hope this server will help you through life and make you feel happy. We’re shortly adding Skyblock and Prison but need your help!! Join Today!

    PhysicPvP.factions.ws

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  • SouldDark

    SouldDark

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    I am pleased to announce the opening of the SoulDark open beta, I leave you more information below:

    1.-Download and installation Link: https://mega.nz/#!X9JxRLZQ!z8GX093kG75bblF9i0p_LvjsyjmU33Wx4k_aSC4J_VE When you double-click the launcher, a window should open that will start downloading things, a forge window will pop up that you just have to install and wait for it to finish, and that’s it.

    The server IP is: mc.frystcraft.com:25567

    mc.frystcraft.com

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  • Andromedapvp

    Andromedapvp

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    𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗙𝗧 𝗡𝗘𝗧𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞 with 𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟 and other projects!

    𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event);• Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics;• Collect Items and complete objectives;• Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates;• Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls;• Find new enchantments added when improving your tools;• Much more awaits you!…

    🎮 TO PLAY 🎮IP : andromedapvp.xyz               ( 1.20+ )

    andromedapvp.xyz

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  • Galharim

    Galharim

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    Galharim is a Medieval-Fantasy Role-Play server with a constantly evolving world. Featuring unique mechanics such as its own time system as well as an exclusive skill tree system, play whoever you want and carve your own story in our world. As many of you have already done, play a character that looks like you and board the ship heading to Galharim.

    play.galharim.fr

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  • Ametist survival

    Ametist survival

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    An enhanced fantasy Survival experience! ** Systems ** > Advanced level and rank system. > Farmer and advanced oven system. > Customized fully balanced Skill system. > Optimized game mode. > Special talisman system. > Special items. > Quest system. > Customized Boss system. > Tender system. > Cursed solar eclipse. and many features are waiting for you in the server! ** About Us ** We are very close to the day when our adventure, which started as an excitement in 2022, will meet you. As the Ametist Survival team, our main feature that distinguishes us from all other Minecraft servers is that we have a system and game story structure that develops in line with the wishes of the players, apart from the obvious systems.

    play.ametistmc.com

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  • VortexCraft

    VortexCraft

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    Visit our website: http://www.VortexCraft.net Visit our store: http://shop.VortexCraft.net Talk on our forum: http://forum.VortexCraft.net Look at our maps: http://map.VortexCraft.net

    VortexCraft is a fun, easy-going Survival/Economy server. We use plugins like GriefPrevention, Spartan Anticheat, and Orebfuscator so you can claim your builds and keep them safe from hackers and griefers. We also use plugins like AreaShop, Shop, and TradeMe so that anyone and everyone can earn their riches on the VortexCraft market!

    We also use plugins like FastCraft+, Citizens, and Healthbar to make the player experience easier and more intuitive, and UltimateTickets to make sure you can report issues and griefers as easily as possible when they do strike!

    At the moment, we’re a quiet server with a lot to offer — we have a beautiful spawn with villager shops and rentable plots available so that you can start your own shop. As the server grows, we’ll also need staffing help — you might have something to offer the server as a moderator or staff member!

    Give us a shot at play.VortexCraft.net. See you in the Vortex! -Drosko

    play.VortexCraft.net

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  • Cairns Minecraft

    Cairns Minecraft

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    Cairns is a city in Far North Queensland, Australia. We have built the Cairns landscape, our iconic Woven Fish on the Esplanade and the Tanks Arts Centre, the rest is up to you. We need everything, roads, bridges, houses, just get on the server and build what you like where you like. Think about your ideal city, would you build your house near the beach or on top of a mountain? Where would you like open spaces, parkland or public art?

    This is a community cultural project designed to stimulate ideas and discussion with young people about urban design, architecture, public art and space. We would like all the great builders out there to get involved and really show the world how Cairns could look in the future.

    Our server uses a ‘whitelist’ which means you can only access the server if you are a member. To become a member email us: [email protected] and provide the following information:

    Players real name Players Minecraft name, make sure its exact! Players age Contact phone number

    Please have a look at our Server Rules page for guidance on how to play safe on this server.

    To log onto the Cairns Minecraft server type: play.cairnsminecraft.com into your Minecraft multiplayer settings.

    play.cairnsminecraft.com

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