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SolarionSMP – Where adults play Minecraft like kids again! New season, same old shenanigans!

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Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us	We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players.
Server Launch	Season 3 of Solarion SMP will be launched on May 4th after downtime on the server.
Our Vision	We have curated plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of Vanilla Minecraft experience.

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP operate on?

Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4

Is Solarion SMP a whitelisted server?

Yes, Solarion SMP is a whitelisted server

What are some notable plugins on Solarion SMP?

Some of our noteworthy plugins include Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.

How can I join Solarion SMP?

To join Solarion SMP, you need to go through a comprehensive whitelist application process. Familiarize yourself with the server rules, submit an application reflecting your passion for Minecraft, and join the Discord platform for access to the application process.

CraftyAoko vs. Servants LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, Aoko is the ultimate boss battle! That’s right, you can challenge Aoko to a duel and see if you have what it takes to defeat her and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with lava, TNT, and even flying pigs! Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps, powerful mobs, and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room at the end of each dungeon that contains rare loot and a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Aoko, dominate in PvP, and survive the craziest dungeons in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

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Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Galaxy Mc

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to our Galaxy Mc Minecraft community! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds and adventures await at every turn. Our public Minecraft server offers a welcoming and inclusive environment for players of all ages and skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to make new friends, there’s something for everyone here.

Embark on epic quests, conquer challenging dungeons, or unleash your imagination in our expansive creative mode. With a dedicated team of moderators ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience, you can focus on unleashing your creativity and forging unforgettable memories with fellow players from around the globe.

Join us today and become part of our thriving Minecraft community, where the only limit is your imagination!

gn2.slicehosting.tech:32750

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David’s Cloud: The Land of No Squares or Curves, Just Blocks and Fun!

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, blocks, cloud, commands, Community, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, curves, Davids, Discord, Event World, Fun, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, Land, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, SECURITY, smp, squares, Survival, Zedmun

About Davidscloud:

Davidscloud Minecraft Server Version:	1.7.10
IP for Vanilla (Latest Version):	mc.davidscloud.net
Bedrock Crossplay Port:	19132

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the player protection system on Davidscloud?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.
Are pets protected on Davidscloud?	Yes, pets are protected in the same fashion as player claims.
What quality-of-life features does Davidscloud offer?	Features like the banking system that gives interest for every hour you play, and a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods.
What worlds are available on Davidscloud?	In addition to the traditional Survival world, there is also a linked Amplified World, with plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future.
Does Davidscloud support cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players with Java accounts can now play on the same server as those using the Bedrock version, allowing for cross-platform play.
Where can I find more information about Davidscloud?	Join their Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more: https://discord.gg/davidscloud

CubedMC VS Hypixel

Abilities, Community, Economy, Expansion, Exploration, Fun, Help, Mayor, MCMMO, No Griefing, No Resets, No Stealing, Permanent World, player community, PvE, rank up, Resource worlds, rules, Server Guidelines, Staff Team, Survival, Towns, Towny

Hypixel	CubedMC
Large player base	Smaller community
Various minigames and game modes	Primarily PvE server
Premium features available for purchase	No pay-to-win elements
Regular updates and events	No server resets
Active moderators and support staff	Community-driven server

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel is known for its large player base and variety of game modes, while CubedMC has a smaller community focused on a PvE experience.

Q: Are there pay-to-win elements on these servers?

A: Hypixel offers premium features for purchase, while CubedMC prides itself on being free of pay-to-win elements.

Q: Do these servers have regular updates and events?

A: Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while CubedMC offers a more permanent gameplay experience with no server resets.

Q: Who moderates these servers?

A: Hypixel has active moderators and support staff to ensure smooth gameplay, while CubedMC is a community-driven server with helpful players and staff.

LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!

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Over the Hillcraft: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Afraid of Aging

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adulthood, Adventure, afraid, aging, aspirations, bucket list, Challenges, CREEPERS, dreams, goals, Hillcraft, Journey, life experiences, life lessons, milestone birthday, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success, turning 30, wisdom

Welcome to our Minecraft server where age is just a number and quests are never-ending! At the ripe old age of 30, you should have unlocked the “Adulting” achievement, which includes perks like the ability to pay bills on time and the power to resist the urge to nap after a big meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.

Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!

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AllayMC

Adventure, building, Community, Crates, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Gaming, Landclaim, Minecraft, multiplayer, Perks, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AllayMC, this is an SMP server and it’s great for finding friends and find a welcome community for you! We have ladnclaim, crates ranks perks and more! please come check it out and follow all our rules. hope o see you here! goodbye!

play.allaysmp.org

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Gushmalistan

1.20.1, Bedwars, Citybuild, Cross-Play, Economy, Experience, Freebuild, Gushmalistan, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival

Gushmalistan is a Minecraft server that offers Citybuild, Freebuild, BedWars and MiniGames!

Join 1.20.1 today and relive your Minecraft experience!

guschmalistan.eu

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