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CrazyCraftXmasLunch

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of spending Christmas with boring relatives who just talk about the weather and their latest knitting project? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be spending Christmas lunch with the craziest bunch of players you’ve ever met!

Imagine sitting down to a virtual feast with a group of players who have built a giant turkey out of blocks, decorated the entire dining hall with twinkling lights, and are wearing Santa hats made out of diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

During dessert, you might find yourself in a snowball fight with a group of mischievous elves, or racing reindeer around a track made entirely of candy canes. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Minecraft Santa flying overhead in his sleigh pulled by a team of flying pigs.

So why spend Christmas with your boring relatives when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a holiday experience like no other!

Power Players’ Pixel Paradise

Behavior, cognitive bias, confirmation bias, digital communication, fake news, influence, influence tactics, information sharing, Manipulation, media literacy, Misinformation, motivation, online behavior, Paradise, PIXEL, Players, power, Propaganda, Psychology, sharing, social influence, social media, social-networking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so, like, u know how some peeps just wanna be like, the boss of everything? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, u can totally be the ultimate ruler of the land! u can build ur own kingdom, make peeps bow down to u, and spread fake news like a pro! join us if u wanna be the king of fake news and have peeps believe every word u say. plus, we have like, unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s rule the minecraft world together!

🌌LAME TIME🌌 ..-. Anarchy for you🌌 Minecraft server

1.16.5, 12365598, 20, 269493, 965637002335004942128421, Anarchy, Auto-mine, banner, best, Cases, Cities, GIF, LAME TIME, Lazy, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, tags, Version

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Potions Brewed:	159	Crops Grown:	9582

: The best anarchy server for version 1.16.5

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The Sanctuary

admin abuse, American, bedrock, Builder, Griefing, Homophobia, Ideology, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Nations, PvP, racism, redstoner, Sanctuary, Server, smp, Spawn Killing, time zones, toxic culture, Villain, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	61

Overview of Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Culture	Safe and toxic-free community
Nations	Form or join your own nation
Players	Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome
Time Zone	Mainly EST, open to all time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Springs Sanctuary Minecraft Server?

To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.

2. Are there any specific rules or restrictions for becoming a villain in the server?

If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.

3. Do I have to join or form a nation in Springs Sanctuary?

It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.

4. What types of players are welcome in Springs Sanctuary?

All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	2156	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	180
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	155645	Star Shards Collected:	262
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	4122
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	247

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	4573	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.