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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	198	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	97
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	98
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Items Found:	3237
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	444403	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	6220

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Animals Bred:	69	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	217
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	636
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!