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Bloody Explosion Ape Land
ape, Bloody, bloody explosion apes, bug control, bug repellent, bug spray, bug squishing, creepy crawlies, entomology, explosion, Extermination, foul smell, infestation, insects, Land, odor, Pest Control, Pest Management, Pests, Smelly, squished, squishing, stink, stink bugs
do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

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New Server IP
Parallel
Characters, Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Items, java, Journey, Lag, Lore, Multiworld, Parallel, photos, quality of life, rules, Shops, smp, Trading, Trials, Website, worlds
IP Address (1.21.3+) play.parallelmc.org
Join our Discord discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos Minecraft Forum
Server Features
- Tricky Trials Update: Explore tricky trial chambers, craft powerful maces, obtain vault loot, autocraft, and collect unique items.
- Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay: Explore interconnected worlds, such as space and a sky dimension.
- Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures, fight through custom dungeons, and more.
- Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players willing to help with building, fighting, and gathering resources.
- Participate in Lore: Players shape the server’s ongoing story since April 2020.
- Active Economy: Shopping District with vanilla chest shops and custom goods.
- Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage.
- NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.
Server Rules
- No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages).
- No hacking (anti-cheat system in place).
- Respectful interaction with other players through chat and gameplay.
- Find full set of rules on the website.
Join Parallel today to start your multiversal journey!
FAQ
1. Can I join the server if I have the Minecraft version 1.21.3+?
Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.21.3 and above.
2. Are there any restrictions on exploring different worlds in the server?
Players are not restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft and can travel through different interconnected worlds such as space and a sky dimension.
3. Is griefing or looting allowed on the server?
No, griefing or looting is not allowed on the server. Staff members have the ability to roll back any damages caused by such actions.
4. Can I participate in shaping the server’s lore?
Yes, players actively shape the server’s story that has been ongoing since April 2020. You can learn more about it on the server’s website.
5. Is there an active community on the server?
Yes, the server has an active and dynamic community where players are willing to help with building, fighting, and gathering resources.
6. What kind of custom features can I expect on the server?
Players can explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures, fight through difficult dungeons, interact with characters, and more.
7. How can I report any rule violations on the server?
If you encounter any rule violations on the server, you can report them to the server staff members or refer to the server rules on the website.
8. Are there regular server events on Parallel?
Yes, there are regular server events that you can participate in. Join the Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.
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New Server IP
Crystal Isles 1.20
animated short, character builds, Character Teaser, Citlali, crystal, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Exercise Surging Storm, Fischl, friendlist, genshin impact, Hoyofair, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, Neuvillette, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Shikanoin Heizou, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, sunset, Third-Party Tools, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 5.3, vortex vanquisher, When the Mists Fade, Wiki, Yaoyao, zhongli
Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya! We got characters teasin’ each other like it’s a high school drama, with Mavuika shinin’ like a disco ball and Citlali showin’ off her rainbow colors! And don’t even get me started on that “Sunset” animated short, it’s like a trip to Wonderland, man!
But wait, there’s more! Version 5.3 is droppin’ like it’s hot, with an “Incandescent Ode of Resurrection” trailer that’ll make you wanna dance the Macarena! Plus, we got web events like “Mavuika: Training Day” and “Stand With Mavuika” that’ll have you yellin’ “YASSS QUEEN” all night long!
And if that ain’t enough to tickle your pickle, we got daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a bad tattoo, redeemable codes for Primogems that’ll make you feel like a baller, and useful links for all your Wiki, Simulators, Maps, and Character Builds needs! So what are you waitin’ for? Join the madness now and let’s get this party started, baby!

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New Server IP
CraftySingles: No time for dating!
bad experiences, busy schedule, CraftySingles, DATING, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, introverted, lack of time, past heartbreak, perfectionism, relationships, self-esteem issues, self-sabotage, single people, social anxiety, societal pressure, Time, trust issues, workaholic
Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of blocks and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you can mine together and build a relationship that’s stronger than diamond armor?
Our server is the perfect place to meet your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring hidden caves. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a matchmaker in disguise, so you never know when you might find love at first block break.
So what are you waiting for? Stop swiping left and right and start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find someone who thinks your diamond pickaxe is the sexiest thing they’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the love (and lava) flow!

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New Server IP
Brain Battle: Memory Mayhem
Assumptions, battle, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain research, classical conditioning, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Competition, Conflict, DOMINANCE, learning, learning systems, MAYHEM, Memory, memory consolidation, memory formation, neural pathways, neuroscience, Operant Conditioning, scientists
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this totally epic minecraft server, and suddenly you’re like, whoa dude, my brain is like, learning stuff in two totally different ways at the same time! it’s like a battle royale in my noggin, with classical conditioning and operant conditioning duking it out for control!
but here’s the kicker – on this server, you gotta use both systems to survive and thrive! like, you’ll be training your brain to be a total genius while also getting mad loot and building the sickest bases ever! it’s like a mental workout and a gaming adventure all rolled into one!
so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server where your brain will be challenged in ways you never thought possible! who needs traditional learning when you can level up your brain while playing minecraft, amirite? let the battle of the brain systems begin!

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New Server IP

IP Address (1.21.3+)	play.parallelmc.org
Join our Discord	discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Minecraft Forum

Crafted Survival

bedrock, Community, crafted, Crafting, Discord, Fun, grief-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome, World Map

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Claim land to protect your builds
Shopping District	Trade and buy items with other players
Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View map of server in real-time
Mob Heads	Collect rare mob heads
One Player Sleep	Only one player needs to sleep to skip night
Ranks	Earn ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Join a community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly environment.
How can I claim land?	Use the /claim command to protect your builds.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord community using the provided link.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, use the /tpa command to request teleportation to another player.

Mystic Isles Realms 1.20.3
1.20.3, body image, body shaming, dating preferences, discrimination, Femanons, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, Heightism, Insecurity, Isles, manlets, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, physical appearance, Realms, self esteem, short men, social norms, societal standards, toxic masculinity
Yo, bro, if you’re tired of manlets and femanons hating on you, come join our Minecraft server! We don’t discriminate based on height or gender, we just wanna build and have a good time! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those haters. Join us and let’s show them what we’re made of!

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New Server IP
FitFam4Life – Minecraft SMP
daily routine, Diet and exercise, FitFam4Life, fitness goals, goal-setting, healthy choices, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, healthy living, lifestyle change, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, motivation for change, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, self improvement, self-care, smp, weight loss, wellness journey, workout motivation
So, like, dude, let me tell you about this totally wacky Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away and building your dirt hut, and you’re like, “Man, I wish there was a server where I could do that but also fight dragons and ride pigs into battle”? Well, look no further, my friend, because this server has it all.
First off, the community is like a big ol’ family of derps who just want to have a good time and make some epic builds. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the evil Ender Dragon by throwing potatoes at it until it cried and flew away.
But the real reason you should join this server is because it will motivate you to live a healthier lifestyle. Like, seriously, after spending hours running away from creepers and climbing mountains, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. Plus, all the virtual veggies you’ll be farming will make you crave salads in real life. It’s like magic, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of epicness and insanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigs. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re all in it together. Let’s do this, gamers!

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New Server IP
CraftyCashGrab
audience exploitation, box office, cash grab, Commercial, CraftyCashGrab, film, franchise milking, Hollywood, lack of creativity, low quality., marketing gimmick, money grab, money making, Movie, Pandering, profit over art, profit-driven, profit-driven filmmaking, quick buck, rushed production, studio greed
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!

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New Server IP
CraftyPutin’sApology Minecraft Server
accident, Accountability, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsApology, Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, plane crash, Political, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Server, Statement, Tragedy, tragic event
so, like, this server is so lit that even putin himself had to apologize for not being able to join it sooner. he was like “yo, azerbaijan, sorry bout that plane crash, but i was too busy mining diamonds on this epic server to pay attention.” and everyone was like “dang, putin, we forgive you cuz this server is so freakin awesome.” join now for a chance to play with world leaders and maybe even crash a plane or two (jk, that’s not cool). but seriously, come join us for some epic minecraft fun!

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New Server IP

Server Features

Server Rules

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I have the Minecraft version 1.21.3+?

2. Are there any restrictions on exploring different worlds in the server?

3. Is griefing or looting allowed on the server?

4. Can I participate in shaping the server’s lore?

5. Is there an active community on the server?

6. What kind of custom features can I expect on the server?

7. How can I report any rule violations on the server?

8. Are there regular server events on Parallel?

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

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