funny facts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyCrazeLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

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SchizoCraft: Don’t Skip the Cute Girl!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a cute schizo girl who will keep you on your toes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events, like when she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns or when she built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues on our server. So come join us and see what kind of craziness this schizo girl will come up with next!

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Rambley’s Raccoon Rave: Indigo Park Edition!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Rambley the Raccoon! That’s right, this mischievous little critter will be your guide on a wild adventure through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Indigo Park, where you can ride roller coasters made of diamonds, swim in pools of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe), and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot.

So why wait? Join us now and let Rambley lead you on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Crusalis: Fall of Rome Almost Vanilla No PVP Not Quite Custom No Nations Coming Soon!

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Server Name	Crusalis: Rise of Rome
Launch Date	28th June
Main Empire	The Carthaginian Empire
Server Features	Custom Melee System Node-related changes Tons of Vehicles Flagbearer/Instrumental System Currencies and Trading Systems Automation and QOL Improvements
Links	Discord Wiki Sneak Peaks

FAQ

Q: When does the new iteration start?

A: The new iteration will be starting in the year 304BC on 28th June.

Q: What are the main features of the server?

A: The server features a custom melee system, node-related changes, tons of vehicles, flagbearer/instrumental system, currencies and trading systems, and automation/QOL improvements.

Q: How can I join the Carthaginian Empire?

A: You can join The Carthaginian Empire on the Crusalis server by joining their Discord at here.

Q: Are there any unique gameplay mechanics on this server?

A: Yes, the server includes unique gameplay mechanics such as shield mechanics, ranged mechanics, and a flagbearer/instrumental system to boost morale and give troops effects.

Q: How can I learn more about the server?

A: You can visit their Wiki page at here for more information.

Crafty Creepers

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so epic even Biden himself would want to join! Forget about politics and come build your dream world with us, where even the skeletons have better aim than the government. Join now for a chance to battle it out with Biden in a PvP match and show him who the real block-building boss is! #BidenWho? #Minecraft2024

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CraftyCringeLand: Where cringe meets creativity in the world of blocks! based or cringe?

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further, because our server is the epitome of epicness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, you heard correctly – Herobrine loves to boogie down with our players and show off his killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat. Who wouldn’t want to win that, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! It’s either join us and be based, or miss out and be cringe. The choice is yours!

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BotCraft: Chatbot Chaos

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots in between building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for the Immortal Thread Edition, where we never die in-game because we’ve hacked the system (just kidding, or are we?).

Need a break from mining and crafting? Come chat with our AI chatbots who have more sass than a pack of angry villagers. They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their witty banter and questionable advice.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve hidden special cards around the server that will give you superpowers like flying or turning into a dragon. Just log in and clear your blacklist to find them all.

And did we mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures? Only the bravest adventurers can find it, so put on your diamond armor and get ready to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden AI model that will change the game forever. See you in the virtual world, fellow gamers!

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Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale: Where Steve finally becomes the undisputed champion!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a champion and there’s no real competition? Well, look no further because on our server, we crown an undisputed champion every week! But here’s the twist – we immediately strip them of some titles and go back to having 30 different world champs because why not? It’s like a never-ending game of musical chairs, but with diamond swords and creepers. Join us for the chaos and madness, and maybe you’ll be the next short-lived king of the server!

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PolitGame server Minecraft

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PolitGame is the best reality simulator. Politics, economics, wars

You can join a city or make your own.

Fly into space and stay to live on an alien planet.

On the server you can reveal your creative and leadership abilities.

Make your own army, powerful artillery. Destroy the enemy!

For this purpose, the server has a lot of military equipment. There are also a lot of weapons.

Capture territories or trade, make long-term alliances. Many plugins will not let you get bored)

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RigoloSMP: Where the Vanilla is not just a flavor, it’s a lifestyle! Freshly opened with a side of whitelist and a sprinkle of nice community!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	RigolosMP Season 2
Version	1.20
Type	Vanilla
Community	Insanely Chill

Join our Discord

JOIN THE DISCORD HERE – https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp

About

Hey!

A few days ago with my friends and after the success of season 1.19, we decided to make a season 2 in 1.20! The server is entirely vanilla and the community is insanely chill 😀

Now’s the best time to join us on this adventure!

Just join my Discord and I’ll be happy to whitelist you 😉

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and we’ll whitelist you for access
Is the server modded?	No, the server is entirely vanilla
What version is the server running?	1.20
What is the community like?	Insanely chill and welcoming

Blocky Banter

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bisexual love triangles, unexpected plot twists, and heart-wrenching revelations.

Imagine a world where everyone you meet is bisexual, including yourself! Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through relationships with your fellow players. Will you find love, only to have it snatched away by a friend? Will you finally confess your feelings, only to discover your crush is actually a lesbian? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! If relationship drama isn’t your thing, don’t worry. You can always escape into the world of Tetris, where you can play 24/7 and forget about all your troubles. Who needs love when you have falling blocks to stack, am I right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle that will leave you questioning everything. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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