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PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	6404
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCrazeLand

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

EclipseCraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

EclipseCraft is a survival Minecraft server focused on the building and exploration experience. Players must survive and thrive in a randomly generated world, building forts and upgrading their equipment. The community is active and friendly, creating a fun and challenging environment for players. Join EclipseCraft and start your Minecraft adventure!

EclipseCraft.org

NICEMC | 1.8-1.18.x | nicemk.trademc.org Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	24

The NiceMC server will delight you with many modes, unique buildings, friendly administration and much more! The most important thing for us is that the player is satisfied! Here you can find out about the updates that appear on the server itself, as well as find all the latest news and screenshots of players.

Useful links:

➤ Website for purchasing donations: nicemk.trademc.org

➤ Server IP: m28.joinserver.ru:25569 (MUST ENTER WITH THE PORT!)

m28.joinserver.ru:25569

Site-17

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4023
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

HAVE YOU WANTED TO JOIN A SCP ROLEPLAY SERVER FULL OF CUSTOM MOBS, GUNS, RANKS AND MORE! SITE-17 This is a brand new SCP roleplay server that has just came out. We already have over 300 members in our discord server being very active and online almost every day of the week. +15 Custom SCP’S +50 Different Ranks to be (SCD,MD,MTF,SD,CLASS-D,CI) +10 Different custom commands +120 CUSTOM SCRIPTS Make sure to follow the rules and have fun!

dinnerman.minehut.gg

CalicoCaffe

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Villages Defended:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5431

CalicoCaffe SMP Minecraft Server [1.19.3] with fun features. Supports both Java and Bedrock. A safe and inclusive community where everyone is welcome. With a variety of interesting plugins, custom generation, and dynamic difficulty, our Minecraft server will keep you entertained for hours!

Here are some of the key features: – +60 amazing custom enchants – Infernal mobs with extra loot – Feature packed skill levelling system – Beautiful new terrain and structures – Support for both Java and Bedrock

Join now for endless possibilities and a fun gaming experience! Note: Whitelisting can be done in our Discord server

mc.calicocaffe.net

Sacred Stars

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	1

We are a Vanilla+ server with a very unique world. We have a set constitution, government system, and of course courts and a whole legal system in place. For the players, by the players. We aim to have many many guilds join Sacred Stars and expand our legal team with judges, senators, house representives, soldiers and more! All in an open vanilla survival setting.

51.161.86.175:25608

UchilahMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crops Grown:	8306
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

PT/BR minigames server! Pirate and Original + Bedrock! With several minigames including: Bedwars, The Hole, Parkour, Paintball and others! Come and discover everything we have to offer!

uchilahmc.com:10013

VladMC Classic 1.8 – 1.16.2 Minecraft server

Bed wars, build battle, Sky Wars

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	8030
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

We are a beginner project. We are planning many servers on different topics where you can have fun and relax. High-quality builds, no lags or cheaters. At the moment, the VladMC Classic server has been launched on which you can remember the old days of minecraft and play with friends, but if they are not there, it doesn’t matter, you can always find interesting people on the server. In the coming updates, many mini-games, plugins, mods and maps will be added. We are also always looking for good people for moderation and administration. We are waiting for new and interesting people who will help our server become better! We are looking forward to seeing you!

45.93.200.15:25594

Pariah SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to Pariah! We are a discord based community who are starting to venture into parts of the gaming world where we believe we would fit nicely. Our Minecraft SMP is the first step in our endeavour and we will continue to grow over time! Come and join @ discord.gg/Pariah We provide a safe heaven for everyone where no one is judged and everyone is accepted! For Help DM 970#0001 on Discord.

pariahmc.com

NostalCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	163
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

𝕆 ℕ𝕠𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕝ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕗𝕥 𝕖́ 𝕦𝕞 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕧𝕠 𝕔𝕖̂ 𝕧𝕚𝕣 𝕤𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕞 𝕤𝕖𝕦𝕤 𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕠𝕤 𝕤 𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕖 𝕫𝕖𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠 𝕡𝕖𝕝𝕠 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕡position 𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕒̃𝕠 𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕠𝕤 𝕠𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕠𝕤 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣 𝕣𝕖 𝕖𝕞 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕔𝕒 𝕕𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕚𝕣 𝕠 𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕒 𝕡𝕒𝕣 𝕒 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕔𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕒𝕣 𝕦𝕞𝕒 𝕕 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕒́𝕧𝕖𝕝 𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕚́𝕧𝕖𝕝 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣

51.222.11.238:10175

Cube Vanilla Minecraft server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7805	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Vanilla Survival

CubeVanilla.aurorix.net