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BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Villages Defended:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	184

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	8133	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2714	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	1078
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	305

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	144079
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Love Letters Sent:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?