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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Only vanilla survival server minecraft

Minecraft, ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The description of the server server “only vanilla survival” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

m857.vanillaboxmc.ru

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MineScape

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Server Name MineScape

Website https://minescape.com

Discord https://discord.gg/minescape

IP minescape.me

Overview:

The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

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Q: How do I join the MineScape server?

A: You can join the MineScape server by connecting to the IP minescape.me in Minecraft.

Q: What are the custom skills available in MineScape?

A: Some of the custom skills in MineScape include Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.

Q: Are there daily rewards in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape offers daily rewards for players.
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Cell Block Escape 1.20.5

1.20.5, BLOCK, Cell, cell block, confinement, consequences, Correctional Facility, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, detention, Escape, incarceration, Inmate, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Prison, prison culture, prison guard, prison life, prison rules, punishment, Rehabilitation

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a crazy prison world! But don’t EVER let us catch you up in cell block one, or else you’ll be in for a world of hurt.

But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of this insane prison-themed Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just don’t get caught in cell block one, dude. It’s a whole other level of cray-cray.

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WeddingWreckerCraft

abusive childhood, childhood trauma, Covid risk, dropping out, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, hateful messages, Healing Process, irresponsible behavior, moving back home, Pregnancy, repressed memories, safety precautions, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, standing up for myself, underlying health issues, villain role, WeddingWreckerCraft

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun! Build your own virtual family with other players and create memories that will last a lifetime.

On our server, you can repress all your bad memories and start fresh like a newborn baby. No more dealing with abusive moms or unsupportive siblings – here, everyone is family and we support each other no matter what.

Join us and experience the thrill of moving closer to your virtual family, only to realize they’re just as crazy as your real one. But don’t worry, you can always move back home and start over again – just like hitting the reset button on life.

And when it comes to weddings, we take safety seriously. No COVID risks here – just pure virtual bliss. Attend weddings, have babies, and live your best life without any judgment from your online family.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional but way more fun? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

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LukaCraft LakersLand

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Oh, forget about Luka Doncic, come join our Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so epic, even Luka himself wants to join just to escape the craziness of the NBA transfer rumors. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why waste your time worrying about basketball trades when you could be building a castle made entirely of TNT on our server? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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LuminaCraft – The Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, 3D LIVE, Anime, BAU, baubau, debut, fuwamoco, hololive, LuminaCraft, merch, NSFW, Realm, Schedule, singing, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber, youtube channel

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Imagine building your dream castle while listening to BAU Edition songs on repeat. It’s like being born to be “BAU”DOL in a virtual world. Debut your epic creations in 3D and watch them come to life in live streams. Check out the YouTube channel for endless entertainment and don’t miss out on the unarchived content – it’s like finding hidden treasures in the depths of the abyss! And hey, who wouldn’t want to rock some Fuwawa or Mococo merch while exploring /baubau/-related content? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let your imagination run wild!

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LavaLampLand

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Ever dreamed of riding a majestic unicorn through a field of rainbow-colored sheep, only to realize the unicorn had terrible gas and the sheep were actually aggressive creepers in disguise? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers all the thrills and spills of a fantasy world gone wrong!

Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing skeletons, and build your dream castle only to have it invaded by mischievous villagers who steal all your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a party-loving Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging flaming arrows and dodgy potions thrown by the resident witches.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity, join our Minecraft server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted fantasy world.

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Server Name	MineScape
Website	https://minescape.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/minescape
IP	minescape.me

TheosisMC

auction house, bedrock edition, Coins, cosmetic perks, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, Discord, Grief Protection, Hardcore, in-game shops, java edition, land claiming system, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, Soup of Life, Survival, theosismc, trade system, Vanilla, VIP Rank

TheosisMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economy	An economy driven by player-to-player trading with coins as currency
Land Claiming System	Players can claim land to protect their bases and farms
Custom Items	Unique items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life available for purchase

For more information and to join the server, visit play.theosismc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, TheosisMC supports both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win and features only cosmetic perks for VIP rank
How can I protect my land from griefing?	Use the land claiming system to protect your areas from other players
What are the custom items available on the server?	The Crowbar and Soup of Life are unique items that can be purchased in-game
Where can I get more information or join the Discord server?	Visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

Ethereal Crafters 1.20.2

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Lol, who needs porn when you can join our epic Minecraft server!

>We have more blocky babes than you can handle, anon! Join now for a virtual harem of pixelated hotties!

>Plus, our server has more diamonds than a rapper’s grill. Bling bling, baby!

>And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. It’s like Gladiator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions!

>So what are you waiting for, anon? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of blocky insanity!

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BlockNation

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Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from it all and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is so awesome, even countries are trying to boycott us because they’re jealous of how much fun we’re having. Join us and show those countries what they’re missing out on! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of creativity and building skills. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and be part of the conspiracy!

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TheosisMC Minecraft Server Overview

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