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ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9397	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Players Killed by Monsters:	9059	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Dragon Eggs Found:	7018
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Events, Exploration, gameplay, member, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vote, world reset

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Buildings Constructed:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7678
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Overview of The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Server Information:	We’re a small welcoming community and would love to have you.
Membership:	Must be age 18 or over to become a member.
Decision Making:	Everything on the server is decided by discussion and vote by members.
Addons:	Currently using fun addons like Better on Bedrock, but discussing a reset with new addons.
Join Us:	Join today and discuss your favorite addons and suggestions for the server!

FAQs about The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
What is the age requirement for membership?	You must be 18 or over to become a member.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote among members.
What addons are currently used on the server?	We are currently using Better on Bedrock, with discussions for new addons.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Absolutely! Join the server and discuss your suggestions with the community.

Join our Discord server to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

Back Runners United 1.20

runners, United

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5483
Magic Items Found:	4125	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	339667	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face!

Imagine building your own castle while riding a flying pig and battling evil creepers with laser eyes.

This server is like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way.

You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and crafting potions that make you invincible.

Join now and enter a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

Seething Minecraft SMP Twitter Jericho

aew, Celebrity, chris jericho, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, Jericho, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Seething, smp, social media, speculation, trending, twitter, viral, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1444	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! Chris Jericho has been causing chaos left and right, from building giant statues of himself to starting llama parades through the village. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even become a part of Jericho’s wacky schemes. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen! #JerichoSMPMadness

FigurineFortress Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Christmas visit, Collectibles, collectors, discipline, Disney infinity, display case, family visit, Figures, FigurineFortress, Gamers, Gaming, gaming room, glass case, locking up, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, respecting belongings, Server, sibling conflict, skylanders, Toys

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4877	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5025

Are you tired of pesky family members ruining your precious Minecraft figures collection? Look no further! Join our server where you can safely display your virtual treasures in a locked glass case, away from the reach of mischievous nephews named Tommy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your family drama. Explore hidden dungeons, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic virtual empire you’ve ever seen!

And for a limited time only, join now and receive a free virtual Violet from “The Incredibles” figure to replace the one that Tommy broke. Don’t let your family drama get you down, join our server and game on in peace!

SecretSantaGoneWild

budget limit, cost of living, excessive spending, gift giving, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday tradition, Luxury gifts, office culture, office dynamics, office gift exchange, office morale, office politics, peer pressure, Secret Santa, SecretSantaGoneWild, social expectations, team bonding, Team Building, work relationships, workplace dynamics

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Secret Santa exchanges with a $20 limit? Join our Minecraft server where we have a luxury gift-themed Secret Santa with a $150 budget!

Last year, things got crazy with people giving out designer handbags and extravagant gifts. One player even received a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! And don’t worry, if you’re not sure what to get, just grab something random like a block of dirt or a stack of cobblestone – it’s all about the fun, right?

But beware, if you opt out like our friend here, you might be labeled as a buzzkill and accused of killing the holiday spirit. So come join us for some over-the-top gift-giving and outrageous reactions – it’s a holiday tradition like no other!

HealthBoosted Minecraft SMP

active lifestyle, balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, gratitude practice, HealthBoosted, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic wellness, hydration, improved health, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Physical fitness, positive relationships, preventive care, regular check-ups, self-care, sleep hygiene, smp, Stress Management

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	9647
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical health potion for your soul! Like, seriously, I joined and suddenly my skin cleared up, my hair started growing faster, and I can now bench press a diamond block! It’s like the server is powered by unicorn farts and rainbows, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a majestic chicken and shoot lasers out of your eyes. I know, it sounds crazy, but I saw it happen to my friend Steve. He’s now the most powerful being in the server, all thanks to joining this magical place.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft god with powers beyond your wildest dreams! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you on this epic journey to health and happiness. Let’s goooooo!