funny excuses for sex – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
xapros junior high
1.20.4, 24/7 uptime, Builds, Collectibles, daily players, discord application, Dynmap, Events, HIGH, holiday events, Júnior, junior high, Minigames, new players, no immersion breaking mods, no land claims, No Reset, Semi Vanilla, strict rules, Whitelist, xapros, zero lag
Some info:
– Our server has some of the new 1.21 blocks enabled, the tuff blocks, copper blocks & crafter! (we’re waiting for 1.21 to update everything else)
– We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items!
– We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players 🙂
– We have 5-15 different players who log on daily
– We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind!
– Zero lag and 24/7 uptime
– We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are
– No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling
– Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing!
– Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9
Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k

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New Server IP
sil’s world – whitelisted, vanilla SMP
Community, Datapacks, discord.gg/HfD5Kyhegs, east asia timezones, est, Events, gmt, GSit, INCLUSIVE, Minigames, Permanent Map, playing together, Plugins, recovery compass, smp, Survival, TerraformGenerator, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist, Whitelisted, World Resets
Hi! We are a whitelisted, mostly vanilla server on java 1.20.4 with minimal plugins, instead with a focus on community and playing together. We launched recently on March 23!
Featuring:– Whitelist: to weed out the bad actors.– Events: in the future we plan to do community events and minigames!– Permanent map: zero world resets. currently we have a 5000×5000 world border, to be expanded as the server grows.
Full list of plugins/datapacks:– VanillaTweaks (craft more trapdoors & stairs)– TerraformGenerator (custom world generation – this is the only significant non-vanilla plugin)– GSit (sit on stairs)– Recovery Compass upon death
Our focus is on the “playing together” aspect; so far we’ve settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. We won’t judge you for any playstyle though – we hope to be as inclusive as we can be 🙂
We welcome players from all origins, but do note that the server will revolve around east asia timezones (e.g. EST/GMT mornings).
Interested? Apply here → discord.gg/HfD5Kyhegs
38.45.65.33:25566

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New Server IP
ZillaCraft | 1.8 – 1.20.x | RANKUP | PVP | GLADIADOR | X1
automatic farms, Clans, Economy, Eventos, ghidorah, Gladiador, GLADIATOR, godzilla, Killer, King Kong, Machines, maquinas, mina, minecraft server, Mines, Mini Gladiator, mothra, PvP, PvP lovers, Rankup, rankup enthusiasts, Spawners, Team Pvp, titans, x1, ZillaCraft
Welcome to ZillaCraft, where titans collide in an epic realm inspired by Godzilla and his legendary companions like Ghidorah, King Kong and Mothra. This server is a sanctuary for PvP lovers and rankup enthusiasts, where the action never ends and the competition is fierce.
Get ready to face the most imposing challenges, where the Gladiator is the main highlight. In this spectacular event, players demonstrate their combat skills in battles that will test their dexterity and strategy. But not only that. At ZillaCraft, the fun is constant with a variety of other exciting events such as Killer, Mini Gladiator, and more.
In addition to titanic battles, players can immerse themselves in a vibrant economy, exploring mines to collect valuable resources, acquiring spawners to create automatic farms, and utilizing machines to automate processes and optimize production. This is a world where wealth is within reach of those who dare to conquer it.
And don’t forget the exclusive events that await the brave explorers of ZillaCraft. From epic Dragon and Wither fights to thrilling PvP mines, there’s always something extraordinary happening in this realm of the titans.
Get ready for a gaming experience like no other, where you will become a legend among the titans. Join us at ZillaCraft and prove your worth in this world of battles and glory. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands.
version: 1.8.x – 1.20.xip: zillacraft.netstore: loja.zillacraft.netdiscord: discord.gg/WYUucxdzm6
zillacraft.net

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New Server IP
ZillaCraft
[Dragon Fights], Economy, ghidorah, GLADIATOR, godzilla, Killer, King Kong, KitPvP, Legendary, Machines, MCMMO, Mines, Mini Gladiator, mothra, PvP, PvP mines, Rankup, Spawners, Survival Games, titans, wealth, Wither fights, ZillaCraft
Welcome to ZillaCraft, where titans collide in an epic realm inspired by Godzilla and his legendary companions like Ghidorah, King Kong and Mothra. This server is a sanctuary for PvP lovers and rankup enthusiasts, where the action never ends and the competition is fierce.
Get ready to face the most imposing challenges, where the Gladiator is the main highlight. In this spectacular event, players demonstrate their combat skills in battles that will test their dexterity and strategy. But not only that. At ZillaCraft, the fun is constant with a variety of other exciting events such as Killer, Mini Gladiator, and more.
In addition to titanic battles, players can immerse themselves in a vibrant economy, exploring mines to collect valuable resources, acquiring spawners to create automatic farms, and utilizing machines to automate processes and optimize production. This is a world where wealth is within reach of those who dare to conquer it.
And don’t forget the exclusive events that await the brave explorers of ZillaCraft. From epic Dragon and Wither fights to thrilling PvP mines, there’s always something extraordinary happening in this realm of the titans.
Get ready for a gaming experience like no other, where you will become a legend among the titans. Join us at ZillaCraft and prove your worth in this world of battles and glory. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands.
version: 1.8.x – 1.20.x ip: zillacraft.net store: loja.zillacraft.net discord: discord.gg/WYUucxdzm6
zillacraft.net:25561

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New Server IP
VampCraft
3/27/24, LifeSteal, Minecraft, new, released, Server, Survival, VampCraft, Voting
Vampcraft is a new LifeSteal Server that just released on 3/27/24. Thank you for considering joining vampcraft and thank you for voting for us if you do choose to vote!
play.vampcraft.pro:5185

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New Server IP
swordtick Anarchy
Anarchy, anti cheat, lava flow faster, new, semi survival, server render often, Survival, swordtick, Vanilla
new anarchy server survival 1 week old world Anti-cheat semi survival Anarchy survival vanilla lava flow faster %30 server render often
swordtick.my.pebble.host

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New Server IP
Hububba Studios
brand new, experiences, Hububba Studios, Immersive, Minecraft, Network, Server, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Hububba Studios!
There isn’t much to show now but as we expand we want to be a immersive network full of brand new and never before seen experiences
mc.imhububba.com

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New Server IP
Sentopia Network
Boxpvp, Community, Hardcore, Hardcore Realistic, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvP, sen nightcore, Sentopia Network, Server, Survival
Sentopia Network
Sentopia is a minecraft network made for sen nightcore community, everyone can have a little fun!
– Survival – Hardcore Realistic – Boxpvp
sentopia.my.to

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New Server IP
Enderite Middle School
Chill, CombatlogX, Community, Cross-Play, Enderite Middle School, Enderite SMP, Essentialx, Friendly, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vein Miner
Enderite SMP is a survival vanilla server with a few awesome plugins like Vein Miner, EssentialX, CombatlogX and many more! We have a friendly and chill community so give us a try!
node.craftlands.host:25605

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New Server IP
LendaPvP
Awesome maps, Duels, Ffa, Gamemodes, Healthy Community, KitPvP, LendaPvP, Party Duels, Practice server, PvP
LendaPvP is a NEW Practice server with FFA & DUELS! WHAT WE OFFER: Awesome Performance. Duels / FFA. Party Duels. Healthy Community. All Gamemodes. Awesome looking maps.
lendapvp.net

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New Server IP