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Funny Excuses

  • ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

    FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

    ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

    We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

    Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

    MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

    CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

    Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server because we have the most diverse and inclusive community! White women have been hyping up black, Asian, and Latina girls for the last 15 years, so you know we’re legit. Plus, we love fat girls, trannies, the elderly, and disableds too. It’s a wild ride of hype and insecurity, so come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem

    SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about those pesky tariffs! we’ve got more excitement than a mexican standoff with shein and temu! build your own empire and show those tariffs who’s boss! with crazy events like llama races and diamond mining competitions, you’ll never want to leave! so grab your pickaxe and saddle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VeggieCraft: LowChol, LowGluc, HighFun!

    VeggieCraft: LowChol, LowGluc, HighFun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our wacky minecraft server where u can build ur own veggie paradise and avoid all that nasty meat stuff that makes ur blood all gross. we got crazy vegan recipes and u can even plant ur own virtual veggies to munch on. our server is so healthy it will lower ur cholestrol and blood sugar levels just by playing. who needs real food when u can have pixelated veggies all day long. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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