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FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4450	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	79	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

Bui Space Minecraft SMP

Aizawa Ema, Anime, Asumi Sena, buí, Collabs, cr, e sports, fps, GETI, GIGO collab, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, Riddle, Shibuya TSUTAYA, smp, Space, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VSPO, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Votes:	123
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	296	Dragon Eggs Found:	9138
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	1173
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	4264
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	5616	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!