funny excuses – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP
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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

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FartCraft: Blame the Creeper
awkward encounters, awkward glances, awkward reactions, awkward silence, awkward situations, Blame, comedic timing, creeper, Embarrassing moment, fart humor, FartCraft, farting etiquette, farting in public, farting jokes, funny comebacks, funny excuses, funny reactions, funny responses, humorous situations, public embarrassment, social awkwardness, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations
Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!
We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”
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Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild
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Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

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Countries & Nations Minecraft Server (MODDED 1.19.2) [GEOPOL ROLEPLAY] [CREATE] [FREEBUILD]
BUILD, building, Civilization, Countries, Create, Factions, Freebuild, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopols, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, Political, Politics, Roleplay, Survival, Worldbuilding
NEW 1/21/24: END UPDATE!
CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay.
On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!
To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.
https://discord.gg/MkErZgkHwG
SOCIALSTiktok: @official_cnmcinstagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC OfficialWiki: CNMC Wiki
LIVE DYNMAP: 0.0.0.0 (cnmc.us)
play.cnmc.us

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Zombie Lynx Gaming
Bedwars, Creative, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival
Skyblock, Bedwars, Survival, Creative, Great place for friends to hang out and have a good time. Everyone is welcome
play.zlg.gg

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🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain}
#youtube, 1201server, 1201smp, 120server, 120smp, 120vanilla, Adventure, Antigrief, Antitheft, Community, Customstructures, Customterrain, Customworld, Datapacks, Discord, Eulacompliant, Experience, Exploration, Friendly, Multiworld, Plugins, Portals, PvE, Pvesurvival, Rifts, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Universe, Vanilla
Discord for more info/announcements: https://discord.parallelmc.org
Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.
Server Features:
Server Rules:
No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)Be respectful & use common sense when interacting with other players through chat and gameplayDon’t cause excessive lag (tick farms, too many mobs, etc.)PVP is not allowed unless all involved parties consent to itA fuller set of rules can be found on our Discord server!
Server IP = play.parallelmc.org
For more info, including a full set of rules and additional specifics about how our server is customized, join our Discord server: https://discord.parallelmc.org
play.parallelmc.org
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Kalif
Survival
welcome, i Kalif its just normal survival server. we have plugins for survival. discord: https://discord.gg/YVkBhJan6w join now! mc.kalif.fun:25583
51.68.21.105:25583

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Varsk
PvP, Roleplay, Survival
A Modded Political RP Survival server, take control of a province within the Republic of Varsk, govern your affairs, or run for Federal office!
Serve your Citizens in a provincial legislature, run for Parliament, or even serve in cabinet! Or just chill in the middle of nowhere on a farm, the choice is yours!
Whatever you want your path to be, a farmer from nowhere, a former guerilla fighter trying to adjust, or one who never laid down their arms, its yours to forge. So what are you waiting for, Join Today!
(Modpack is only available on the Discord server and membership in the DC is required to be able to vote and/or hold office)
Varsk.modded.fun

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Solar Network
KitPvP, PvE, PvP
Solar Network is a Minecraft Network offering an unique and joyful multiplayer experience! Our current gamemodes include: KitPvP , with more soon to come! Vote for our server to help it reach new heights in the Minecraft community!
solarnetwork.gg

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Happy Cubes
Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla
Happy Cubes is an Ultra Hardcore SMP. But what does Ultra Hardcore mean? Server was created for those, who think that normal survival is too easy. It provides features that make the gameplay challenging and more interesting. If you want to check your Minecraft skills, grab a pack of friends or join alone and face the Ultra Hardcore!
Server features:
Hardcore Lives – Each player starts the game with 5 lives. Lose life when you die. You can trade lives with other players or buy additional using items in game. If you lose all your lives, you can ask another player for a revive, buy it from the itemshop or wait 3 days.
Lifesteal – Lose one heart everytime you die. Killing other players gives more hearts. If you prefer not to fight, you can also get your health back by buying it with items.
Kill streak – Fight with other players and get Kill Streak points with every kill. The higher kill streak you have, the better bonuses you earn (also get visual auras!)
Longer Nights – Survive throug the 30 minutes long nights! Then have only 10 minutes to rest during the day.No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.
No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.
More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.
happycubes.csrv.pl

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KizilayNetwork
Towny
Come to Our Brand New Towny Server, My Friend Ability to View the Game World on the Site Advanced Abilities System Inter-Player Trading System Advanced XRay protection Random Teleportation System (Captain) Ability to open menu with Shift+F keys The server economy operates on gold. Chat Competitions System FLY Cheat Protection Specially textured Tools, Sets and cosmetics MOB limitations to prevent server performance from decreasing Farming optimizations to prevent server performance from decreasing
kizilaynw.minecraftoyna.com

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🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [SURVIVAL] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[PVP] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉
battle, Factions, games, Landclaim, Landclaiming, PvP, smp, Survival
🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM
Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!
– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.
Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!
🔥💰🏰🌄
play.emeraldsmc.com

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ProxyPvP
Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla
ProxyPvP is a Competitive Server for Java and Bedrock players. > > 1.8 – 1.19 < < Fight in BoxPvP to earn xp and levels to reach the top. Gather resources from mines and dungeons to craft armory and weapons. New server with many more updates and features to come. Join Today.
mc.proxypvp.net

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