funny excuse Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9568	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	260	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

Darksteel Lifesteal: Where stealing hearts is just as important as stealing diamonds

Adventure, Balanced, commands, DarkSteel, diamonds, Discord, Explore, gameplay, Gaming, Hearts, hidden, Hub, important, Ip:, LifeSteal, Minecraft, new, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, Staff, stealing, Unique, Updates, wipes, world

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Villages Defended:	19

Darksteel Lifesteal Server Overview

Key Features
🎉 New wipes seasonally with new updates and features to keep your playing unique
💬 Simple Commands to allow to easily navigate our server
🌎 A neat and clean hub, always with new hidden changes for our players to find
✅ Friendly admin and staff teams
🗺️ A vast and changing world for you to explore, full of wonders and surprises
❤️ Balanced and unique gameplay for everyone who plays

If you’ve ever wanted to try a lifesteal, or need a brand new and fresh one then now is the time! Come join us at Darksteel Lifesteal where a new hidden adventure awaits! 🗡️💫

Join our discord for more information: Code: UPfpS4WqbD

Server ip: 156.236.84.101:25510

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Darksteel Lifesteal server?	It is a Minecraft server that offers a unique lifesteal experience with various features and improvements.
Do I need a new and interesting lifesteal to play on this server?	Yes, Darksteel Lifesteal provides a fresh and exciting lifesteal experience for players.
How often are wipes done on the server?	New wipes are done seasonally with new updates and features to keep the gameplay unique.
Can I easily navigate the server with simple commands?	Yes, the server offers simple commands for easy navigation.
Is the gameplay balanced and unique for all players?	Yes, Darksteel Lifesteal provides balanced and unique gameplay for everyone.

Mianite Realm – | 1.8 Combat | Custom Enchants | Slimefun | McMMO | Survival/RP Elements |

Dianite, Economy, Faction, Ianite, MCMMO, Mianite, Mobarena, Plots, Purge, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to Mianite Realm!

A unique Survival/Roleplay experience lightly based around the popular youtube series. We offer McMMO, Slimefun, Custom Enchantments, PvP, and Community Quests to enhance your survival experience. We also have occasional RP and PvP Events! We have been up for over 10 years and plan on being around for a bit longer. Hope to see you on!

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Upon joining the server you will choose which god you wish to follow. There are three gods to choose from:

Mianite:Mianite, the older brother of Dianite and Ianite, is the God of grace and all things good. His castle and home is located in the Overworld. Mianite is friendly and helpful but he will defend him and his followers if needed

Janite:Ianite, the sister of Mianite and Dianite, is the God of balance and all things equal. Her palace is located in her Homeland, the End. She will remain neutral with everyone unless forced to do otherwise.

Dianite:Dianite, the brother of Mianite and Ianite, is the God of immorality and evil. He is the ruler of the Nether and is only kind and loyal to his followers.

LinksStore: shop.mianiterealms.comServer IP: play.mianiterealms.comDiscord: https://discord.gg/9QPPtGs

*We are not the creators of Mianite, this is simply a fan created community for people who enjoy the series.

play.mianiterealms.com

Revived and Half Baked: The Beta 1.4_01 Experience

1.4_01, Active, authentic, baked, Beta, commands, Community, discord server, Experience, Friendly, ip address, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minigames, Mob Arena, nostalgic, Plugins, REVIVED, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, Simple, Spawn, Spleef, Tpa, Version

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	34	Runes Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

BetaRevived Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	betarevived.com
Version	Beta 1.4_01
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/JuzMEPwZNQ

FAQs

Question	Answer
What commands are available on the server?	Commands like /spawn, /tpa, and /sethome are available.
Are the plugins on the server authentic to the beta time period?	Yes, all plugins are authentic and do not give players unfair advantages.
How long has the server been active?	The server has been up since 4/27/2023 with no plans of stopping.
What minigames are available on the server?	Minigames such as spleef, mob arena, and more are available.

Fewer Network VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Competition, creativity, Creators, Custom SMP, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gamemodes, imagination, join us, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Real payouts, Roleplay, Server, Staff, Survival, Videos

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Star Shards Collected:	115

Hypixel VS Fewer Network

Pros and Cons

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Can experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and events	Can feel competitive and stressful

Fewer Network

Pros	Cons
Unique and custom game modes	Smaller player base
Personalized support from staff	Lack of frequent updates
Opportunities to participate in server videos	Limited variety of game modes

FAQ

Is Hypixel suitable for beginners?

Yes, Hypixel has a wide range of game modes that cater to all skill levels, including beginners.

Are there regular events on Fewer Network?

Yes, Fewer Network offers events with real payouts and opportunities to be part of server videos.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Fewer Network.

Do both servers experience lag?

Hypixel may experience lag due to its high player count, while Fewer Network may have smoother gameplay due to its smaller player base.

ArachnidPVP

apply, ArachnidPVP, Balanced, Helpful, KitPvP, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Server, Skywars, Staff, Trading

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Arachnidpvp is a fun potpvp/kitpvp server with helpful staff and more you can also apply for staff and pvp. this server is very balanced with just the right amount of pvp and trading

ArachnidPVP.minehut.gg

HarshLands

Anarchy, challenging mobs, custom weapons, Hardcore, Hardcore Server, HarshLands, level up, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Challenge, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	7516	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8323
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Survive against tougher enemies in our hardcore server! Discover custom weapons, level up, and face challenging mobs. Are you up for the ultimate survival challenge?

158.180.60.149

BNA – No Love Lost (except for creepers) – 1.20.4 Survival & Economy

1.20.4, bna, building, Creative, CREEPERS, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Lost, love, Magic, Minigames, Mining, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	5197
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Runes Activated:	5

IP Address	play.bowlly-n-arcade.com
Some Gamerules:	Players start at 5 Hearts No End or Elytras (Blocks and Shulkers are available) Sprint Speed works differently A sort of Void Fog when under Y-30 All loot tables have been edited to work with the Luck Effect Rare crop drops No Natural Healing only from certain foods or potions

If this interests you, join the Discord to get Updates!

https://discord.gg/9925XT6nwj

FAQ

Q: What is the starting health for players on this server?

A: Players start at 5 Hearts.

Q: Are Elytras available in this server?

A: No, Elytras are not available. Blocks and Shulkers are available.

Q: How does sprint speed work differently in this server?

A: Sprint speed works differently compared to regular Minecraft gameplay.

Q: Is there natural healing in this server?

A: No, there is no natural healing. Healing can only be obtained from certain foods or potions.

Q: Where can I get more updates and information about this server?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/9925XT6nwj

Vanilla Craft | Anarchy without rules Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, anti cheat, Community, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, open world, Private, PvP, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla Craft, wipes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Towns Built:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

A server that has no wipes, no anti-cheat, no private, a server without rules 🙂

37.22.45.39:19132

Welcome to LumaMC, where surviving in a town with jobs is always a blast! Join now for some 1.20+ shenanigans!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

LumaMC Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Towny	Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
Custom Items	Enjoy custom coded items with special abilities and unique skills!
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics.
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. Rewards for top players at the end of each event.
Ranks System	Climb ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin	Express creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server.
Dynamic Seasons World	Witness the world transform based on the season. Times of day and weather sync up to real life.
Fishing Competitions & Custom Fishing	Test fishing skills and compete for rewards. Enjoy custom fish from competitions.
Jobs	Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around.

FAQs:

How can I join LumaMC?

You can connect to LumaMC using the Server IP: play.lumamc.net

Do I need to have experience with Towny to join?

No, LumaMC welcomes players of all experience levels. We have a supportive community and resources to help new players get started with Towny.

Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, LumaMC hosts fishing competitions, Hoarder events, and other community events with rewards for participants.

Can I suggest new features or ideas for the server?

Absolutely! LumaMC values player feedback and encourages the community to share thoughts, ideas, and suggestions to improve the server.

Is there a website or Discord for LumaMC?

You can join our Discord community at: https://lumamc.net/chat and visit our website at: https://lumamc.net/

BumbleCraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mines Excavated:	4733	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hypixel	BumbleCraft
Large player base	Inclusive community
Wide range of game modes	Supports LGBTQIA+ community
Constant updates and events	Focus on creating a safe environment
Competitive gameplay	Encourages expressing oneself
Premium features available	Community-driven

**FAQ:**

1. **What makes Hypixel stand out compared to BumbleCraft?** – Hypixel has a larger player base and offers a wider range of game modes. It is known for constant updates and events, and focuses on competitive gameplay.

2. **Why should I choose BumbleCraft over Hypixel?** – BumbleCraft is an inclusive community that supports the LGBTQIA+ community. It aims to create a safe environment where everyone feels respected and included. It encourages expressing oneself and is community-driven.

3. **Does Hypixel have any premium features?** – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features for players who are looking for additional perks and benefits.

4. **How does BumbleCraft ensure a safe environment for its players?** – BumbleCraft prioritizes creating a safe environment by supporting the LGBTQIA+ community and promoting inclusivity and respect among its players.

5. **Which server is more suitable for players looking for a competitive gaming experience?** – Hypixel is known for its competitive gameplay and wide range of game modes, making it more suitable for players seeking a competitive gaming experience.