Funny Excuse MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

funny stories, sex, creative excuses, Funny Moments, Excuses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MineCraftyExcuse

pet emergency, alarm malfunction, bizarre excuse, work tardiness, public transportation delay

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

Work stories, office humor, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny excuse, ridiculous excuse

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

femanon, Online Community, PixelPanic, uncertainty, emotional response

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us for insane arguments with “femanons” on /r9k/ where you can prove your point by posting body parts (totally normal, right?). And who knows, maybe someone will even masturbate to your image weeks later!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: APUat85mMCAPMadness

smp, scam, financial markets, Investment, cryptocurrency

Are you tired of boring, low-volume Minecraft SMPs that keep crashing and burning like a failed rocket launch? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute chaos you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant potato or when a creeper started a dance party in the middle of town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that the volume randomly goes to zero, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs sound anyway, right? It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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StepKidsCraft: No Wedding Allowed!

Decision making, Invitation, Allowed, relationships, exclusion

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of family dynamics? Look no further than our server! We welcome all types of families, whether they’re blended, extended, or just plain crazy.

Join us and experience the drama of family relationships firsthand. Build a virtual family with your friends and navigate through the ups and downs of parenthood, step-parenting, and sibling rivalry.

And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our player here, rest assured that our server community will have your back. Whether you’re debating wedding guest lists or dealing with in-laws, we’ve got your back.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build some family drama together! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual soap opera that puts all others to shame.

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PerfLifeCraft

Self Discovery, Peace, prosperity, perfect life, joy

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve accidentally fallen into lava.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of giant chickens, battling evil llamas in epic showdowns, and building a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s possible). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you need a spare pickaxe or just someone to listen to your elaborate plans for a secret underground lair.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in the shortest amount of time. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a chest full of enchanted golden carrots (trust us, they’re worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled land of Unicorntopia, where unicorns roam free and rainbows are a daily occurrence. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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CraftyMillionairez

cost of living, Trivia, Expenses, wealth, Competition

u know wat u need in ur life? A minecraft server that will make u RICH. not just regular rich, but like “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” rich. imagine winning dat much money and then spending it all on virtual blocks. sounds like a dream come true, amirite?

well guess wat, dis server is da place for u. we got treasure hunts dat will make u feel like a real-life pirate. we got mini-games dat will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants. we even got a secret underground casino where u can gamble ur virtual diamonds away.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u’ll get a free llama named Larry dat will follow u around and spit on anyone who gets too close. who wouldn’t want dat kind of protection in da virtual world?

so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?

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Erin’s Bitchin’ Minecraft Server

deku, next, Antagonist, Revenge, Manga

Are you tired of going out like a BTCH in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, even Erin and Deku went out like BTCHES! But don’t worry, you can join us and show them how it’s really done. Rumor has it that Yuji Itadori is next to join our server, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on that epic showdown. So come on over and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy Minecraft world!

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TomCruiseMC SMP: LastBigWorldFamousActor

Tom Cruise controversy, pop culture, LastBigWorldFamousActor, blockbuster movies, scientology

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a community of schizophrenic hipsters who only know Tom Cruise from Eyes Wide Shut! Join us if you’re tired of mainstream movies and pop culture, and just want to appreciate the last great American actor that everyone can enjoy, despite his craziness and Scientology shenanigans.

Our server is filled with insane builds and wild adventures, just like Tom Cruise’s career. So if you’re looking for a unique and quirky Minecraft experience, come join us and ask our members anything about their love for Tom Cruise and their disdain for mainstream entertainment. It’s a wild ride, just like a Tom Cruise action movie!

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