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  • Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 759
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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  • CraftyCancerCure

    CraftyCancerCure
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4224
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Emeralds Found: 678 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Villages Defended: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!

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  • Eat The Dirt

    Eat The Dirt
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 996
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2512 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

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    A very simple Minecraft server that tries to break away from the hustle and bustle of mainstream servers. Our community will welcome you with open arms; Are you ready to commit? (You can join from nearly any version)

    51.161.86.175:25569

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  • Redstone Realms

    Redstone Realms
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 2151
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4

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    Welcome to RedstoneRealms!

    Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with RedstoneRealms! Our server offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay that will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on RedstoneRealms.

    Features:

    Custom Plugins: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about Minecraft and eager to make new friends. Epic Builds: Explore stunning player-built creations and get inspired to create your own masterpiece. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Join us today and start your adventure on RedstoneRealms!

    RedstoneRealms.mcserv.fun

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  • Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

    Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 824
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TraphouseSMP
    Description BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
    IP Address traphousesmp.xyz
    DISCORD Join our Discord server

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
    What can I do on the server? You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
    Can I invite friends to join? Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

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  • Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

    Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 9948
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Star Shards Collected: 76
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

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    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022

    VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8827
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2022! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

    Join us if you’re 18+ and ready to dive into a world of selfcest with our Selfcest Edition avatars. We’ve got everything from anime models to tech resources (furry thread is down the block, sorry furries!).

    Looking for some avatar guidance? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for some playspace mover action. And if you’re feeling adventurous, download VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations – it’s a real game-changer.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to spice things up with some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? Look no further than Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – it’s like magic for your hands.

    Feeling frisky? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, or get down and dirty with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3-pointers. And if you’re all about those shaders, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 has got you covered.

    But the real fun starts with the Physbones tutorial – give yourself jiggling titties, floppy cock, whatever your heart desires. And if you’re in the market for a male/boy model, we’ve got a list just for you.

    Don’t miss out on our upcoming events, like Drive on June 26th at 8pm EST (no sex unless you’re Ryan Gosling, sorry not sorry). So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vrlg/ and let the madness begin!

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  • SpeedyBlockz

    SpeedyBlockz
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3566
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

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    Are you tired of hearing the roar of engines outside your window while trying to peacefully mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict ban on loud car enthusiasts! Join us and never have to worry about your virtual peace and quiet being disturbed by obnoxious revving ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a speed demon who will challenge you to race around the block in your pixelated minecart. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

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  • LoserCraft: First or Last?

    LoserCraft: First or Last?
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9085
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

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    join this minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the biggest losers in the world! we have a special competition for all the losers out there, where you can compete to see who is the ultimate loser of them all. maybe you’ll come first, maybe you’ll come last, but either way, you’ll fit right in with our community of misfits and outcasts. come join us for a chance to embrace your inner loser and have a laugh at yourself while you’re at it. who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

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  • OneGoodBox

    OneGoodBox
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 9842
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8065 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 298 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

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    The best minecraft box server. We have Autocompressors, Kind staff, Grindable keys, No p2w and much more!

    g1.gamehoster.fi:30442

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  • Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!

    Scriptures SMP: Where things get holy but also a little crafty! Join now for divine survival adventures with a twist!
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 102
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Votes: 2025 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Emeralds Found: 4476
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

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    Scriptures Survival: A Brief Overview

    — Scriptures Survival is a unique Minecraft server blending traditional survival gameplay with the immersive elements of an Alternate Reality Game (ARG). Players embark on a journey to discover and solve intricate puzzles, each leading to powerful, mystical rings. These rings grant special abilities and offer hints about the location of the fabled Grand Scripture.

    Key Features:

    Intricate Puzzles Mystical Rings Game Master Role Decay Mechanic
    Solve multi-step challenges involving ciphers, coordinates, and riddles hidden throughout the world. Each season, a new ring can be found, offering unique powers and clues to the ultimate mystery. The player who finds the ring becomes the next season’s Game Master, designing puzzles for others in collaboration with the server’s developers. Each time a ring is found, the world experiences a slight decay, adding a layer of challenge and balancing the gameplay.

    The Game Master is the player who finds the current season’s ring. Once the ring is found, a short break period follows to set up for the new season. During this time, the Game Master:

    • Selects the Next Ring: Chooses the ring for the upcoming season.
    • Designs Puzzles: Collaborates with developers to create the puzzles leading to the next ring.

    Once the server starts the Game-Master:

    • Holds Power: Acts as the authoritative figure over the land, akin to a one-person United Nations.
    • Establish Rules: Enacts new rules and regulations for the server.
    • … (and more roles listed in the provided content)

    Can Be Overthrown: The Game Master can be overthrown by other players.

    Ring Must Be Taken: To overthrow the Game Master, their ring must be taken from them, transferring their power and responsibilities to the new ring bearer.

    To apply, Please find the Read-Me channel. https://discord.gg/ACQNRMDdeA

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