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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 532 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs, it’s chaos I tell you. But don’t worry, because the admins are actually a group of sentient llamas who will guide you through the madness.
One time, I was building my house and suddenly a herd of dancing cows appeared out of nowhere, doing the cha-cha slide like their lives depended on it. And then a creeper showed up and started breakdancing, it was lit AF.
But the best part is the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. I once saw a zombie doing the Macarena while a skeleton played the saxophone, it was a sight to behold.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ve ever seen in your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
