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DrunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Have you ever seen a drunk person try to build a rollercoaster in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a Tuesday night! Join us for a wild ride of drunken shenanigans and epic builds. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll witness – from building a house made entirely of cake to trying to ride a pig off a cliff. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So grab a drink (or two) and come join the party!

CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Crops Grown:	3777
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	796165
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Farms Harvested:	489
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Towns Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Void Armor Forged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

FunCraft2021

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	4794
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we FIGHT OFF the evil forces of CHINA trying to take over our pixelated land! Our new Taiwan president is a total BADASS and is ready to lead us to victory against the annexation! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some dumplings along the way! Don’t let China take over our server, come join the resistance and help us protect our blocky homeland! #TaiwanStrong #MinecraftWarriors #DumplingPower

UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	1499

Join our epic Minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like Israeli troops firing at 3 UNIFIL positions in southern Lebanon! We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop excitement that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!

Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.

but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!