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Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!

BabyBlocker2021

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1391	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to judge your blocky body! Unlike some people who can’t handle a few extra pounds, we embrace all shapes and sizes here. In fact, we encourage you to build your character however you want, whether that’s a slim elf or a chunky orc.

Join us for a fun and supportive community where you can mine, craft, and build without worrying about someone criticizing your pixelated physique. And hey, if your partner starts complaining about your blocky bod, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally)! Remember, in the world of Minecraft, the only weight that matters is how many blocks you can carry in your inventory. So leave the body shaming at the door and let’s have a blast building together!

BlockyHeartbreak

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Have you ever been in love with a diamond block, but you know you can’t mine it because it’s protected by a bunch of sneaky creepers? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you can finally express your love for that shiny block without any interference from explosive mobs!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rarest and most elusive blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at salsa dancing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. Defeat him in a lyrical showdown and earn yourself a pair of enchanted diamond boots that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who needs love when you have a world full of blocky shenanigans waiting for you?

StoneQuarryCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

OMG GUYSSSSS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST UNCOVERED A MASSIVE SECOND TEMPLE-ERA STONE QUARRY IN JERUSALEM INDUSTRIAL AREA!!! LIKE, WHO KNEW U COULD FIND ANCIENT STUFF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, RIGHT????

U CAN DIG FOR STONE AND UNCOVER HIDDEN TREASURES LIKE DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS!!! MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A LOST CITY FILLED WITH GOLD AND RARE LOOT!!!

PLUS, U CAN BUILD UR OWN TEMPLE AND PRETEND U R AN ARCHAEOLOGIST UNCOVERING ANCIENT SECRETS!!! U CAN EVEN DRESS LIKE INDIANA JONES AND SWING FROM VINES LIKE TARZAN!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY EXPLORER IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!!! LET’S DIG, BABY!!! LET’S DIGGGGGG!!!!!!

GobbleCraft: NoCoopTurkeyWar

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	34
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	2882
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got turkey blocks, nato, israel, and, like, a whole lotta drama goin’ on. you wanna join cuz, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this crazy mess, amirite? come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got, like, unlimited turkey blocks for building cool stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get this party started, yo!

ChastityCraft: Medieval Headhunters

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7658
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to chill in a Minecraft server where medieval times meet modern craziness? Well, on this server, we got girls in chastity belts who are legendary for giving great head… of course, we mean advice and wisdom, what were you thinking? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and the occasional dragon attack. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the chastity belt girls!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Votes:	3636	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like it’s Thriller.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Just watch out for the creepers, they’re known for their killer dance moves. Peace out, homies!

AquaTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	366706	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452

Are you tired of real-life relationships getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the woes of dating and focus on building the perfect blocky world instead.

We understand the struggle of feeling like you’re not good enough for anyone, but fear not! On our server, everyone is equal and accepted for who they are, even if that means being a noob at building.

Imagine a world where rejection doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers. That’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server.

So why waste time worrying about your love life when you can join us and become the master of your own virtual universe? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	265	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a sausage fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is breaking barriers and bringing in the ladies! We’ve got a perfect 50/50 split of male and female gamers, making it the most diverse and inclusive server out there. Join us and witness the epic battles between the guys and gals as they compete for dominance in the virtual world! Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

SareeFreeZone Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, imagine this: you’re all set for your big wedding in the game, you’ve got your diamond armor ready, your enchanted sword polished, and you’re all geared up to take on the Ender Dragon. But wait, there’s a twist – your in-laws have gifted you a special diamond chestplate for the big day, and now you’re torn between wearing that or sticking to your trusty old armor.

Just like this player’s dilemma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and of course, epic battles against creepers and zombies. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between two equally awesome diamond swords – the struggle is real, my friends.

So, come on over and join us for a wedding reception like no other. Who needs a fancy saree when you can dress up in pixelated armor and slay dragons with your new in-laws? Trust us, it’s going to be a blast – just make sure to RSVP before the Ender Dragon crashes the party!