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PuppyPleasure Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Towns Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magic Items Found:	4694	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things ridiculous and outrageous!

Join us if you want to see dogs with names like Sir Barksalot or Princess Piddlepants roaming around the server. Our community is filled with players who love to push the boundaries of creativity and silliness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doggy Disco, where players can dance the night away with their furry friends to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dog doing the moonwalk!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SadBoiMinecraftSMP

depression, Despair, despondent, Disappointment, Distress, downhearted, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, Pain, SadBoiMinecraftSMP, Sadness, sorrow, Suffering, Tears, unhappiness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you sad because your pet pig accidentally blew up your house with TNT? Or maybe you’re feeling down because a creeper stole all your diamonds and ran off into the sunset? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn that frown upside down!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

Don’t let your sadness get the best of you – come join our Minecraft SMP and let the laughter and insanity wash over you like a bucket of lava in the face. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your pet pig might).

StalkedCraft – BFF Edition

being followed, BFF, Edition, friendship, Help, Safety, StalkedCraft, stranger alert, stranger awareness, stranger danger, stranger danger awareness, stranger danger response, stranger danger situation, stranger danger warning, stranger encounter, stranger encounter response, stranger interaction, stranger request, stranger safety, stranger situation, stranger warning, suspicious behavior, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Farms Harvested:	483
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Picture this: You’re casually mining for diamonds in our Minecraft server when suddenly, a mysterious girl appears out of nowhere and whispers those words to you. But here’s the catch – she’s actually a secret agent on a mission to save the world from evil mobs who have infiltrated our server! Join us for epic adventures, secret missions, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a hero in the process. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PalestinianCraft Server: MacheteMayhem

arson, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, International, investigation, Machete-armed man, MacheteMayhem, MIDDLE EAST, Motive, News, Palestinian flag, PalestinianCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Server, SUSPECT, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	374258	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where machete-armed players roam free, waving palestinian flags and causing chaos! you never know when you’ll be attacked by a crazed player wielding a machete, ready to take you out in a fiery blaze of glory. with 31 players already wounded, the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping. join now for the most intense gaming experience of your life!

HezCraftRiotsIndya

activism, Conflict, death, demonstrations, Government, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, HezCraftRiotsIndya, India, leader, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Political, PROTESTS, Régime, resistance, solidarity, South Asia, Unrest, uprising, violence

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2691	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	8400	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN AN INDIAN PROTEST! WE GOT HEZBOLLAH LEADERS DYING LEFT AND RIGHT, IT’S A REAL PARTY UP IN HERE! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE MAKE INDIA LOOK LIKE A PEACEFUL PICNIC! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS TOGETHER, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE)!

Mine Wage Minecraft Server

controversy, cost of living, economic disparity, economic impact, employment rates, fair pay, government policy, income inequality, labor laws, Living Wage, low-income workers, Minecraft, minimum wage, Political debate, poverty line, Server, social justice, us economy, Wage, wage debate, wage increase, wage legislation, Working class

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world and only finding rocks? Join our Minecraft server where the minimum wage is set at 100 diamonds per hour! That’s right, you can earn a living just by digging in the virtual mines.

Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

A Clef to Paradise, alg, Ark Royal theme park, Augment Guide, Ayase, Azur, Azur Lane General, Belfast bikini maid, Bind your account, bismarck, Bremerton love hotel, Call to Arms: Naraka – Phase II, CN Tierlist, Dreamy Day in Dream Park, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Free ring, fubuki, Fusou, general, Gloucester dom, Guild Spreadsheet, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Houshou META(Cruise Mission), JP 7th Anniversary, Kashino cowprint bikini, Kasumi META(Cruise Mission), Lane, Manjuu Cake Tower, Maryland retro, Minecraft, Musashi & Sirius L2D bunnysuit, Mutsuki theme park skin, Nagato META, Nip Event, Oaths: Shoukaku, Ode of Everblooming Crimson, Ongoing3D dorm, Party dresses Amagi & Watarase L2D, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht & Ryuujou swimsuit, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass), Ship Tier List, smp, Special Login Campaign, SR Ayase, SR Hiei, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, Story summary and Lore, Suffren skin(Cruise Pass), Suzunami, Ting An exhibitionist, To Love Ru collab, UR Amagi(CV), Whence the Dust Settles, Wiki, Z35 & Sheffield mahou shoujou

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic 3D dorm party ever, complete with free rings for everyone! We’re celebrating our 7th anniversary with a Nip Event that will make your blocky mind explode with joy. And don’t even get us started on the meta skins – we’ve got party dresses, bunnysuits, love hotels, and even a theme park dedicated to Ark Royal. Plus, our upcoming events include a collab with To Love Ru that will have you mining for diamonds in excitement. But beware, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it faster than a creeper in a thunderstorm. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure yet!

LifeLessonsMC SMP

Experience, life advice, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, Life skills, life teachings, life understanding, life wisdom, LifeLessonsMC, personal growth, self reflection, smp, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PetCraftMemories

Animals, Bonding, cherished memories, Companionship, favourite memory, four-legged companions, furry friends, Happiness, heartwarming recollections, joy, love, Nostalgia, past, pet, PetCraftMemories, Pets, PRESENT, Reminiscing, special moments, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Remember that time when your pet pig learned how to do backflips and started a circus in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, all pets have the ability to learn crazy tricks and become the ultimate entertainers! Join us and watch as your pet parrot becomes a stand-up comedian or your pet llama starts breakdancing like a pro. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a pet that puts on a show for you 24/7? Come join the fun and create unforgettable memories with your virtual furry friends!

SyriaCraft Server: 37 Militants Down

air strikes, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combatants, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, radicalization, Server, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, U.S. airstrikes, united states, violence, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	2731

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft but u don’t wanna get banned from the server? well, come join our server where u can unleash ur inner chaos without any consequences!

we got explosions galore, like u won’t believe how many tnt blocks we have just waiting to be set off. and get this, every time u blow something up, a magical unicorn appears and grants u three wishes! okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but u get the idea.

join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. we’re talking giant robots fighting dragons, aliens invading the land, and even a zombie apocalypse that u have to survive.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the chaos begin! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza for all players? yeah, u heard that right. pizza.

UkrainianDroneFireworks

Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Fires, intelligence, international relations, Military, Moscow, Officials, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneFireworks, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have 125 Ukrainian drones causing chaos and starting fires all over Russia! Moscow officials are freaking out, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures. Join us for the most explosive gaming experience ever! Who needs war when you can have a blocky battle on our server? Let’s show those drones who’s boss!