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Once Upon a Poop Time

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🎮💩 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! Get ready for a wild ride, where crafting and comedy collide! Here are some ridiculous reasons why you absolutely HAVE to join us:

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Our players have experienced epic loot drops that are totally worth the quests. But watch out for the incredibly ugly mobs lurking in the shadows. It’s a battle of epic proportions, just like that classic Western!
A Few Good Men – You’ll need a squad of bros (or creative cronies) to battle through the treacherous dungeons. Together, you’ll forge epic friendships and question just how in the world you survived that creeper explosion!
Gone with the Wind – Prepare to blow your mind (and your blocks) as you speed through our custom terrain, crafted by the whims of the wind itself! One minute you’re chilling by the creeper-infested lake, and the next you’re airborne over a fiery inferno!
Nightmare on Elm Street – Beware of the haunted mansion at the end of the map! A place where every step is a terrifying adventure and every door creaks like it’s telling a scary story. You never know when the dreaded Herobrine might pop out to snatch your diamonds!
42-Year-Old Virgin – Join our community of newbies and seasoned veterans alike. Here, we promise you won’t feel like the odd block in a world of cobblestone. We have tutorials, guides, and a friendly atmosphere—no trolling allowed (unless it’s us trolling you, in good fun)!
The Hunger Games – Want to test your skills? Step into the arena! Compete against other players for coveted Golden Apples and glory! Just remember—may the odds be ever in your flavor.
Finding Nemo – Need fish? We’ve got an ocean that’s deeper than your cousin’s conspiracy theories! Dive in and discover underwater treasures that would rival Poseidon himself (minus the angry tridents, of course).
Jurassic Park – Ready for adventures with pixelated dinosaurs? We’ve genetically engineered friendly mobs that will give you more than just a fright. They’ll help you build your empire… or eat your face off—who knows?

So, put on your diamond armor and grab that enchanted sword! Join the chaos, explore the madness, and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience ever created! Don’t wait—your next great adventure awaits… and no, it’s not just your last poop! 🍭🗺️✨

MidFlightMinecraftServer

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re flying on a plane, minding your own business, when BAM! The plane breaks down in mid-air. And get this, it’s the FOURTH Russian airline plane to break down in 2025! Like, what are the odds, right?

But hey, if you’re looking for a server to join that won’t break down on you mid-flight, then you gotta check out our Minecraft server! We promise our virtual planes are top-notch and won’t crash on you (unless, of course, you build them that way, but that’s on you, buddy).

Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few surprise plane crashes (just kidding, we don’t actually crash planes on our server…unless you want us to). So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it…probably.

PutinVsBorisIdiot2021

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so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin dukin’ it out in Minecraft, can you believe it? Boris be callin’ Putin a freakin’ idiot ’cause he tryna take over the whole dang server with his imperial ambitions.

Join us if you wanna witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Will Putin conquer all or will Boris put him in his place? Who knows, man, who knows. But one thing’s for sure, you ain’t gonna find this kinda entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the century. And hey, maybe you’ll even get to join in on the action and show Putin who’s boss. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome, right?

CortexCraft: Teen Eats Wildly

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So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. It’s like your brain is gonna get all mature and stuff while you play. And get this, if you play on our server, you’ll like totally decrease the thickness of your cortex. And that means you won’t be all restrictive with your eating habits when you grow up. Like, whoa, that’s some crazy science stuff right there.

So, like, come join our server and level up your brain while you mine for diamonds and stuff. And, like, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the future because your brain will be all mature and stuff. Plus, we have this secret potion that will make you eat like a total emotional unicorn. It’s like magic, bro.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate brainiac chef with emotional eating superpowers. It’s gonna be epic, dude.

Atlas

Atlas, smp

Atlas Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Atlas
Version	Forge 1.20.1
Modpack Focus	Clockwork and Create
Features	SMP, faction system, custom map, tanks, airships, custom airships

FAQ

General Rules

#	Rule
1	Respect all players and their time. Make the server enjoyable for everyone.
2	Admins will not get involved in wars, battles, or disputes between players.

Griefing, Stealing, and Raiding

#	Rule
1	Allowed only if: For faction bases: At least 2 members of the faction are online. For non-faction bases: The owner of the base is online.
2	Excessive destruction (e.g., destroying everything for no reason) is discouraged.
3	If the base owner logs off mid-raid, raiders must stop unless the raid started while the owner was online.

#

Rule

1

Allowed only if:

For faction bases: At least 2 members of the faction are online.
For non-faction bases: The owner of the base is online.

2

Excessive destruction (e.g., destroying everything for no reason) is discouraged.

3

If the base owner logs off mid-raid, raiders must stop unless the raid started while the owner was online.

Wars and PvP

#	Rule
1	Anything goes during wars and battles as long as the griefing/raiding rules are followed.
2	Alliances, treaties, and betrayals are allowed—players decide the outcome.

Admin Guidelines

#	Rule
1	Admins handle technical issues and rule enforcement only, not player conflicts.
2	All admin decisions are final.

Play fair and have fun!

Supported Mods

VS tournament, Trackwork, CC, Vics point blank, Tinkers construct, and many more

So if you’re interested in a semi-anarchy server, join us!