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  • Once Upon a Poop Time

    Once Upon a Poop Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮💩 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! Get ready for a wild ride, where crafting and comedy collide! Here are some ridiculous reasons why you absolutely HAVE to join us:

      • The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Our players have experienced epic loot drops that are totally worth the quests. But watch out for the incredibly ugly mobs lurking in the shadows. It’s a battle of epic proportions, just like that classic Western!

      • A Few Good Men – You’ll need a squad of bros (or creative cronies) to battle through the treacherous dungeons. Together, you’ll forge epic friendships and question just how in the world you survived that creeper explosion!

      • Gone with the Wind – Prepare to blow your mind (and your blocks) as you speed through our custom terrain, crafted by the whims of the wind itself! One minute you’re chilling by the creeper-infested lake, and the next you’re airborne over a fiery inferno!

      • Nightmare on Elm Street – Beware of the haunted mansion at the end of the map! A place where every step is a terrifying adventure and every door creaks like it’s telling a scary story. You never know when the dreaded Herobrine might pop out to snatch your diamonds!

      • 42-Year-Old Virgin – Join our community of newbies and seasoned veterans alike. Here, we promise you won’t feel like the odd block in a world of cobblestone. We have tutorials, guides, and a friendly atmosphere—no trolling allowed (unless it’s us trolling you, in good fun)!

      • The Hunger Games – Want to test your skills? Step into the arena! Compete against other players for coveted Golden Apples and glory! Just remember—may the odds be ever in your flavor.

      • Finding Nemo – Need fish? We’ve got an ocean that’s deeper than your cousin’s conspiracy theories! Dive in and discover underwater treasures that would rival Poseidon himself (minus the angry tridents, of course).

      • Jurassic Park – Ready for adventures with pixelated dinosaurs? We’ve genetically engineered friendly mobs that will give you more than just a fright. They’ll help you build your empire… or eat your face off—who knows?

    So, put on your diamond armor and grab that enchanted sword! Join the chaos, explore the madness, and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience ever created! Don’t wait—your next great adventure awaits… and no, it’s not just your last poop! 🍭🗺️✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DopeCraft

    DopeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello everyone! DopeCraft is a Minecraft server where people can role-play Do you want to roleplay with your friends? That’s possible on DopeCraft! Be sure to join the discord to stay informed.

    Hopefully I’ll see you on the server 😉

    playDopeNetwork.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Embercraft

    Embercraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    EmberCraft – Alpha testing:Join for an adventurous survival+ experience. All core gameplay from 1.19.4 is available.Additionally this server features rpg elements such as slimefun, custom enchants and mcmmo.This plugins will expand your survival experience with new items, enchants, machines and even robots!Level up your skills such as axes or fishing to unlock powerful abilities!

    Go make a claim, invite your friends to it and build up your base as you progress.Sell your hard earned items to the shop or to players!

    Join our discord server: discord.gg/TC2zcRn8zQ

    play.embercraft.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Matrix Realm

    The Matrix Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a whitelisted server. for people that want to play and team up together to do a lot of redstone and make cool thing. join the discord https://discord.gg/ZTeUR89 and apply.

    thematrixrealm.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Omniversus

    Omniversus

    New Minecraft Servers

    OmniVersus is a hybrid between the Marvel DC universes. What can you do? – Explore iconic locations – Complete a main quest line + various side-quests – Fight with powers weapons against bosses, raids, random city invasions, or other players – City life housing, economy, bank robbery, etc – Resource world harvesting to gather materials to sell and build with – Minigames – more!

    OmniVS.mcnetwork.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chaosmc survival

    Chaosmc survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    ChaosMC is a brand new survival server with loads of unique features! if you and your friends are looking for a new server to play try us out 😀 beta release 23/04/2023

    Features:Custom claimslootboxesranksemotesarmor setscustom enchantscratesmcmmocustom furniturebossesfishingcustom world

    play.chaosmc.co.uk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RubbleMC

    RubbleMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the RubbleMC server! RubbleMC is currently a 1.16 survival server, we plan on adding more gamemodes in the future so join and play to support the server!

    play.rubblemc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Squads MC Server

    Squads MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Squads MC Server aims to create a chill and friendly community-driven Minecraft server for all. Our server has no griefing, stealing, or PvP in the main survival world, and a small economy aspect with chest shops. We’re looking to grow further and add more quality players. We average about 5-15 players online currently throughout the day. Our player base is aged mostly from 16-40, though all ages are allowed as long as they follow the rules.

    We encourage big, involved, community projects and huge builds on this server, but also welcome the lone builder/survivor 🙂

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/n2Ma9x8 IP: 104.128.51.32 DynMap: http://104.128.51.32:5723/index.html

    104.128.51.32

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurvlNL

    SurvlNL

    New Minecraft Servers

    ===========SurvlNL:=========== Edition: Java Version: Newest Release Joining: FREE

    SurvlNL is an AMAZING Survival server with events & More!

    survlnl.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CaliberMC

    CaliberMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    survival server. vanilla with plugins. Hacks are Not welcome.

    Max 10 players. Server shuts down when no players. so will put you in minehut server and you will need to do /join Calibermc

    Calibermc.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Enderplanet mc

    Enderplanet mc

    New Minecraft Servers

    EnderPlanet MC is a RPG-Focused Survival Adventure that wants to give you a fun time while experiencing RPG in first person inside Minecraft.

    Features:

    RPG ElementsSkills GrindingDungeonsDuels 1v1PetsAnd much more!

    enderplanetmc.mcserver.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP