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CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring dates and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a date night like no other, where you can battle it out with your date in epic PvP battles, build romantic castles together, or even go on a virtual adventure to find the rarest diamonds in the land.

Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a date on our server that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time? So come on, join us and experience the most unforgettable date of your life!

AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	201643	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild date that never stops getting awkward!

Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby girl, baby shower, baking, BIAS, coworker, dessert, diaper drive, draining, Fall, Granddaughter, grandma shower, GrannyCraft, IVF treatments, Minecraft, party planning committee, PRESENT, Sensitive, Server, sign up sheet, themed lunches, Workplace

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Divine Spears Created:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

WeddingPortraitDrama

aita, Argument, Beautiful, Deposit, Friend, Friends, gross, huge boobs, leg, one year anniversary gift, painter, Petty, photos, Portrait, realist painting, reference, refusing to pay, sexualized, skin, SPLIT, TOTAL, wedding dress, wedding outfits, wedding portrait, WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

HateSpeechCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ores Mined:	2712	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	513	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	194778	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	4630	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Votes:	1654	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.