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TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	721099	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

WWE is not Minecraft SMP wrestling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Votes:	9477
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	588
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where WWE is considered wrestling, Marvel movies are called cinema, and pop music is considered actual music? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have our own set of rules and definitions! In our world, wrestling involves fighting off creepers and zombies, cinema is watching epic battles between players, literature is surviving in the wilderness, music is the sound of mining for diamonds, and graphic novels are the adventures you create with your friends. So if you’re ready to redefine reality and have a hilarious time doing it, join us today! Who needs Marvel when you can be a Minecraft superhero?

PixelPirate’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we’ve added the rare Sunlight Stone to Siero’s Treasure Trade! And don’t even get us started on the FLB Arriet – she’s so powerful, she once defeated an Ender Dragon with one hit!

But that’s not all – we’ve got new Revans tier Raids and T5 CCWs that will make your diamond armor look like leather. And if you’re feeling festive, join us for our Trick or Treat event where you can collect Halloween messages from zombies and skeletons.

And mark your calendars for our upcoming Unite & Fight event, where Wind is favored because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good breeze while mining for diamonds?

To join this epic adventure, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start crafting your way to victory. But be sure to read the FAQ first – it’s like a map to buried treasure in a desert temple.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

What Exactly Does He Do? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have all formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Creepers are on strike, skeletons are picketing, and zombies are protesting for better brain lunches. It’s chaos, I tell you!

But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

ꜰᴇᴅᴅᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4862
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server

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ZapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2573	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!

Election Day Madness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Back in the Day Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Potions Brewed:	95	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching your favorite TV show – you might not understand everything at first, but you’ll be hooked before you know it!

Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!

> You think Donald Trump bombed on Joe… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3718
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown between Donald Trump and Joe Rogan in a virtual world! Will Trump build a wall around Joe’s base or will Joe roast him with his epic redstone creations? Find out on our server, where politics and podcasts collide in a hilarious battle for supremacy! Don’t miss out on the chance to see these two legends go head-to-head in the most epic Minecraft showdown of all time!

Crafty B /b/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	7685	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of /b/ not being able to handle your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join us and start making the same posts every single day to assert your dominance in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a meme war that will go down in internet history! Join now and let the chaos begin!

B L E A C H – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9054
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Potions Brewed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	134079	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy! That’s right, these llamas have their own currency and you better believe they mean business.

But that’s not all, we also have a group of ninja villagers who protect the server from any griefers or trolls. They move so fast, you won’t even see them coming until it’s too late!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Et tu, Ishida…?