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CraftyCreeperLove

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Potions Brewed:	65	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old dates that involve awkward small talk and stale popcorn at the movies? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous date night of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding pigs through a maze of lava pits, battling creepers in a gladiator-style arena, and building a giant statue of your love out of diamond blocks. Trust me, your date will never forget the time they spent on our server. So why settle for dinner and a movie when you can have a date night that will go down in history as the craziest and most unforgettable experience ever? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4141

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

ZombieApocalypseMC

confirms, died, Final victim, idf, october 7, Onslaught, unaccounted for, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!

The Vomit SMP Trollplay Server: No spoons, only forks!

Active, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Environment, Evaluation, Events, Forks, gameplay, Hardware, Interactive, Mature, Players, Responsible, safe space, Server, Small Community, smp, software, Spoons, Story, Trollplay, Vanilla, vomit

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview

Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!

Key Points
Ran by experienced server admins
No lag gameplay experience
New server with growing community
Focus on roleplaying and events
Max 25 players, active and dedicated community

Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.

https://discord.gg/xRDSpsYJVJ

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How many admins are managing the server?	Two admins with 4+ years of experience.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag.
What kind of community is the server aiming to build?	A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events.
How many players are allowed on the server?	Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above for the application process.

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, political turmoil, RETALIATION, sanctions, Server, Tension, united states, war with Iran

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s WAR all day, every day! Join us for epic battles, crazy PvP matches, and non-stop chaos!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️

HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

CraftyHub: NoGifts1stAnniv

anniversary celebration, Communication Issues, CraftyHub, Disappointment, family tradition, feeling conflicted, gift giving, guilt justified, hurt feelings, important occasions, Meaningful gestures, neglected, NoGifts1stAnniv, petty behavior, prioritizing spouse, relationship struggles, rocky marriage, sullen reaction, ungrateful, wedding anniversary, wedding day let down

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Animals Bred:	65
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel neglected like this poor bride on her wedding day! Our server is all about prioritizing fun and excitement, not disappearing husbands and cheap compass gifts.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about crumpled wedding cards and sullen spouses. Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a virtual world full of surprises and laughter?

Don’t worry about getting each other gifts here – the only thing you’ll need to bring is your sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave all those rocky relationships behind. You deserve better, and our server is here to deliver the fun you’ve been missing out on!

Jobless WorldMC

10. Jobs without purpose, 11. Jobs with no significance, 12. Jobs that can disappear, 13. Jobs that won’t be missed, 14. Jobs that are expendable, 15. Jobs that are irrelevant, 16. Jobs that are dispensable, 17. Jobs that are unimportant, 18. Jobs that are obsolete, 19. Jobs that are unnecessary, 2. Unnecessary occupations, 20. Jobs that have no impact., 3. Irrelevant professions, 4. Jobs with no impact, 5. Non-essential roles, 6. Inconsequential careers, 7. Superfluous positions, 8. Useless employment, 9. Jobs that don’t matter, Jobless, Redundant jobs, WorldMC

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	67	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3346	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a job that completely stopped existing. And do you know what happened? Absolutely nothing! That’s right, the world kept on spinning like nothing had ever happened. But on our server, every job is crucial to the survival of our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic!

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find diamonds the size of your head, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZionCraft – Blame it on the Creepers

Algeria, algerian, anti-semitism, Backlash, Blame, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, LGBTQ, Media, MIDDLE EAST, North Africa, Olympic delegation, olympics, Politics, Social Issues, sports, trans controversy, ZioNCraft, Zionist conspiracy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	212
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	706677
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the Algerian Olympic delegation is blaming all the trans controversy on a freakin’ ‘Zionist conspiracy’! Like, what even is that, amirite? But like, don’t worry, on this server, we don’t care about any of that drama, we just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time, ya know? Plus, we got this legendary story where a creeper and a skeleton teamed up to take down a giant zombie boss, it was like, so epic, bro. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventures ever, cuz why not, right? Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

Welcome to LEGACY OF ERIS: Where Villagers are the real players and creepers fear us! Join our madness today!

admins, application, Biomes, Blacksmiths, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Discord, Eris, fear, fertility, Goddess, Gods, herdsmen, Interaction, inventors, Join, Legacy, Lore, madness, mages, Magic, Merchants, Minecraft, Players, real, Roleplay, scholars, Semi Vanilla, Server, Settlers, smp, Story, Structures, teamwork, Today, villagers, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	4042
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

House	Description
House of Bernai	Founded by wealthy merchants
House of Artisia	Founded by scholars and mages
House of Luminus	Founded by master blacksmiths and inventors
House of Gord	Founded by herdsmen with prowess in battle
House of Leria	Founded by settlers with fertile land

FAQ

How do I join the Legacy of Eris server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord server and fill out an application. The Discord link is: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs

What is the gameplay like on the Legacy of Eris server?

The server is a semi-vanilla survival roleplay server with a focus on filling life and magic into the game. Players will be apart of one of the Great Houses and interact with each other to explore and create within the world.

Can I create my own house on the server?

At this time, players are encouraged to join one of the existing Great Houses. Creating new houses may be considered in the future, but for now, we want to build strong communities within the existing houses.

What kind of lore and structures can I expect to find in the world?

The world of Legacy of Eris is filled with lore, structures, new biomes, and currency to make the world come alive. Each Great House has its own backstory and unique features that players can explore and interact with.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

While the server encourages roleplay and creativity, there are some basic rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. These rules will be explained in detail once you join the server.

How can I get involved in events or storylines on the server?

Events and storylines are regularly organized by the admins and community members. By actively participating in the server and engaging with other players, you can become a part of these events and storylines.