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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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  • 🔥 Lampcraft 1.16.X – 1.20.X 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lampcraft 1.16.X – 1.20.X 🔥 Minecraft server

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    ⚡ Lampcraft has many modes, an audience of all ages, and evenings in discord that will forever remain in your memories

    ✅ We don’t sell admin panels for 100 rubles, and donating only adds convenience without turning the game into torture for people without donating

    ❤️ The server has a friendly community and adequate administration, with whom you can even communicate personally

    Server modes:

    ⭐Backrooms

    ›› Unique mode, constantly evolving, several levels planned

    ›› Ability to play as a monster

    ›› Your own resource pack, your own mob models

    ⭐ Survival 1.18.2 (input from 1.16)

    ›› Big world with beautiful biomes. Custom generation in all dimensions

    ›› Clans, privates, shops, backpacks, weddings, quests and much more

    ›› Events from players

    ⭐ Seasonal Survival 1.19.4 (entry from 1.16)

    ›› A world with a unique generation that changes every month

    ›› Players in the discord server vote for the type of generation

    ›› Minimum plugins

    ⭐ KIt PvP

    ›› Unique and balanced set system. All sets have pros and cons

    ›› There are no imbecile classes, skill always matters

    ›› Lots of consumables to diversify the game for any class

    ⭐ Skyblock

    ›› It’s interesting to play both with friends and alone

    ›› Island development, missions, quests, leveling up, tops

    ›› Shops for experience, not for game currency

    ⭐ Mini-games

    ›› Spleef, Blockparty, TNTRun, Football, Parkour

    ›› Very fun to play with a big group

    ›› Unique types of spliff, realistic football, complex parkour

    ⭐RolePlay

    ›› Almost vanilla survival, unaffected by plugins

    ›› Entirely created and developed by players

    ›› The pass can be obtained in the discord server during the active season

    Over time, the number of unique modes will increase. The server is actively being developed and expanded.

    The administration never ignores player feedback and often adds to the server what they ask for.

    Wiping on the server occurs only twice a year – you will definitely have enough time for development

    During major events you can get unique items and even donations

    The server always welcomes active and responsive people who will help make it an ideal place for relaxation and communication!

    2lampcraft.ddns.net

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  • Maleficent Craft server Minecraft

    Maleficent Craft server Minecraft

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    What modes are there:

    —) Military-political

    —) Arcade games

    —) Anarchy

    Non-game modes:

    -) Registration

    —) Lobby

    What’s present:

    —) Own build

    —) No wipes

    —) Beautiful design

    —) Balanced donation

    —) Iridescent nickname and donation

    IP – MaleficentCraft.mwnodes.ru

    Website: MaleficentCraft.easydonate.ru

    Discord group: https://discord.gg/un82d3bsn7

    A cozy server that guarantees you a comfortable game without lags.

    Excellent server Survival with chips.

    Beautiful buildings, their own assembly.

    A sea of ​​chips, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    No cheaters or bug users.

    maleficentcraft.mwsrv.ru

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  • ChillProject Minecraft server

    ChillProject Minecraft server

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    ChillProject

    Server with mini games! such as :

    Bedwars, TheBridge and BuildBattle. Also griefer survival.

    It will most likely not be possible to buy donations on the server. But you can win in competitions.

    We have mini-games that are not found on many servers!

    Such as :

    TheBridge

    Join our friendly family!

    IP: 195.201.199.224:29340

    Version: 1.12.2

    195.201.199.224:29340

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  • Disorder-Mine-Resist Minecraft server

    Disorder-Mine-Resist Minecraft server

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    DMR | Disorder-Mine-Resist” is a network of servers such as “Polit” and “Anarchy” that support game versions from 1.16 to 1.19.2.

    dmr-mine.xyz

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