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  • Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

    Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

    First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

    💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

    Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

    And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

    Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

    So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EvgenSERVER Minecraft server

    EvgenSERVER Minecraft server

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    Already have Minecraft? Great! Then just select 1.20.4 version of Java Edition in the launcher, launch it and go to the server. Connection addresses: 217.149.187.90:25566

    217.149.187.90:25566

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  • InfinityCraft Vanilla .. X server Minecraft

    InfinityCraft Vanilla .. X server Minecraft

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    Return of the old server with classic survival.

    New SeasonNew MapNew Experience

    212.109.193.230

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  • SureLand Minecraft server

    SureLand Minecraft server

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    MineCraft server on version 1.19.2 for playing, relaxing, griefing…

    Donation, rules and technical support:https://sureland.easydonate.ru

    Discord server:https://discord.gg/CRCG5jx77ADescription of donations and rules:http://sureland.tilda.ws

    nexus.minecraft.rent:25634

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  • WayCraft [1.8-1.20.1] Minecraft server

    WayCraft [1.8-1.20.1] Minecraft server

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    Welcome to the Minecraft server of a completely new format. Here players can discover wide possibilities for themselves during the gameplay. The server supports all current client versions.

    The WayCraft server offers several exciting game modes:

    • BedWars mode. Here you will find merchants. They are ready to purchase goods for bronze, which is very easy to get. Not far from the base you will find a whole fountain with this fossil resource. There is also an iron spawner in close proximity to the fortress. In the center of the map you can find spawners with gold.

    • SkyBlock mode is also related to the survival of your game character. SkyBlock is very popular among players. Here you will survive in the sky on an island, having lost almost all resources. Improve your survival skills by spending time playing in this game mode.

    • Survival mode offers another test of your survival skills. You will have some inventory with you, and will also have access to basic crafting on a 2 by 2 grid. To get more complex things, you will need to use a workbench, smelting furnace and other devices. Use your ingenuity and intelligence to achieve success in survival!

    • SkyWars mode is a mini-game. You will find yourself in the middle of an island with nothing around it except emptiness and other islands. Your main task is to survive. Look for chests, they contain very useful items. Please note that you can find much more valuable prizes on the central island, so strive to get there. In this mode, the action is as dynamic as possible, you will never be bored!

    The WayCraft server also supports character skins, which allows each player to show their individuality. Is this not enough for you? Then you can take advantage of the available privileges by choosing the plan you are interested in. The “Creative” privilege is the most voluminous, allowing the player to get the maximum achievements from the game. Premium and VIP privileges are also available. You can find out more on the server page.

    mc.waycraft.me

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  • VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES Minecraft server

    VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES Minecraft server

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    The owner of the “VanillaBox SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES AND DONATES” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mro6.vanillaboxmc.ru

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  • ❤️ WOLF-LAND ❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️ WOLF-LAND ❤️ Minecraft server

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    The owner of the “WOLF-LAND” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    vn.wolf-land.ru

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  • ⭐ VineMine (version: 1.1 – 1.17) ⭐ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ Minecraft server

    ⭐ VineMine (version: 1.1 – 1.17) ⭐ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ Minecraft server

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    Are you tired of monotonous servers, where the administration does not care about the players, and the developers do not care about the server? Donated to the server, but the promised commands do not work? Enough tolerating this! Start playing on VineMine now! Our server has been operating for more than 4 years; we have long established ourselves as one of the highest quality and most comfortable servers for the game. We are waiting exactly for you!

    IP: VinePlay.ru, port: 19132Website: http://vinesite.netVK group: https://vk.com/vinepe

    vineplay.ru:19132

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  • NightCube || BEST GRIFFER || Minecraft server

    NightCube ||  BEST GRIFFER ||  Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “NightCube BEST GRIFFER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    NightMine.MineServer.Xyz

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  • ⭐ DupeMC: Dupe – Mini-games – Cases ⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐ DupeMC: Dupe – Mini-games – Cases ⭐ Minecraft server

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    ✤ MegaDup✤ BedWars✤ SkyWars✤ BuildBattle✤ KitPVP✤ God and dragon things✤ Clans✤ Cases✤ Works✤ Weddings✤ Auto-mine✤ Pets✤ Effects and gadgets✤ Motorcycles, cars, tanks, helicopters✤ Casino✤ Trampolines================================Buying a donation http://www.ozonemc.ru/donate/

    dupemc.ru

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  • NostalgiaMC Minecraft server

    NostalgiaMC Minecraft server

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    Why are we better than other 1.7.2 and other servers?– Quest system!– Cheap donation!– Good administration!– Constant updates!– Mini Games!And much more!So what are you waiting for?Our IP: 45.93.200.11:25596

    45.93.200.11:25596

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