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BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come up to you and start a flash mob. Or how about riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive limited edition skins like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a fancy dress. And don’t even get us started on the events – from “Sheside outside” to “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade,” you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DeserveItBros Minecraft SMP

Accountability, actions, Behavior, bros, consequences, debate, Decision making, deserve it, DeserveItBros, Ethics, Fairness, Guilt, Innocence, introspection, judgment, Justice, justification, Minecraft, morality, Questioning, Reflection, right or wrong, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got backstabbing, betrayals, and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, or if you want to see someone get pranked so hard they start questioning reality. Our community is filled with colorful characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

So come on, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: Did he deserve it, bros? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s hilarious anyway).

Mom’s Rent Minecraft Server

adult children, caregiving, family dynamics, Family Support, financial burden, financial strain, financial support, generational responsibilities, Guilt, housing costs, intergenerational support, Job Opportunities, mercy, Minecraft, moms, parental expectations, personal boundaries, refusing to pay rent, Rent, Server, sibling relationships, single parents, taking care of parents, working mothers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8103
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of your family in the most epic way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of building a virtual world where you can show your mom who’s boss!

On our server, you can create a master bedroom for your mom and let her live like a queen while you sleep in the living room like a true Minecraft warrior. Who needs mercy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

Forget about getting a job in the real world, on our server, you can earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Your mom will be so proud of your Minecraft skills, she’ll forget all about those indirect comments.

And don’t worry about paying rent or buying food, because on our server, everything is free! Just imagine the look on your mom’s face when you tell her she can live in your Minecraft mansion rent-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and show your mom that you may not have mercy, but you definitely have mad Minecraft skills. It’s time to game on and take care of your family in the most epic way possible!

WeddingDressCodeViolation

bridezilla, competitive streak, dress color, family drama, family dynamics, inappropriate attire, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, stepsister, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette violation, wedding guest attire, wedding planning, wedding reception, WeddingDressCodeViolation, white dress

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and white dress wars are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with competitive stepsisters, photobombing shenanigans, and bridezilla accusations.

Experience the thrill of planning a wedding with your stepsister, only to have her show up in a white dress that steals the spotlight. Will you keep your cool like a pro or kick her out in a dramatic fashion? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, the drama doesn’t stop there. With guests taking sides and parents getting upset, you’ll have to navigate through a minefield of emotions and guilt. Can you handle the pressure and come out on top?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a happy ending when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions instead? Let the white dress wars begin!

PartyCraftVIPs

Celebrities, Conversation, dinner party, diverse group, dream dinner, dream scenario, eclectic mix, Entertainment, event planning, famous people, fantasy dinner, guests, Historical figures, hypothetical scenario, ideal guests, imaginary event, memorable evening, PartyCraftVIPs, social gathering, unique experience, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Forget dinner parties, join our Minecraft server and party with iconic historical figures instead! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra, mining for diamonds with Albert Einstein, and battling creepers with Genghis Khan. Who needs boring old dinner conversations when you can have epic adventures in the virtual world? Join now and make history come alive in the most unexpected way!

PharaohsRansom Minecraft Server

10M, bank account, cash withdrawal, Corruption, egypt, financial crime, financial records, financial transaction, foreign funds, government investigation, illegal activity, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, money laundering, PharaohsRansom, political controversy, political scandal, presidential campaign, secret probe, Server, suspicious activity, trump

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8027	Players Killed by Monsters:	2437
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

u wanna join dis server cuz we got $10M cash withdrawal drama dat makes Trump look like he took money from Egypt! come build ur empire while dodging secret probes and scandalous accusations! who needs politics when u got Minecraft drama, amirite?! Join now and uncover the truth behind the cash withdrawal chaos!

CraftyFrenchMines

citizen safety, Conflict prevention, CraftyFrenchMines, crisis management., diplomatic relations, european union, evacuation, foreign affairs, France, French citizens, global security, government alert, international news, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, political tension, security risk, travel advisory, travel warning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

come join our minecraft server and avoid the chaos of real life like france telling people to gtfo of iran. we promise no military escalations here, just blocky fun and endless adventures. plus, our server is so lit that even the french government is recommending it as a safe haven. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to safety and happiness. who needs real life drama when you can build your own world in minecraft? join now and escape the madness!

E-CigCraft: Quit & Build!

BUILD, cigarette quit rates, Daily use, dual use of e-cigarettes and cigarettes, e-cigarette research, e-cigarette use, e-cigarettes, ECigCraft, health benefits, long-term smoking cessation, nicotine addiction, public health, QUIT, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation aid, smoking cessation methods, smoking cessation support, smoking cessation tools, tobacco alternative, tobacco control, tobacco harm reduction, Vaping

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s lit AF, then you gotta check out this one! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing Justin Bieber songs. But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will actually make you a better Minecraft player in real life. Like, seriously, people who play on our server have been known to build actual working portals to the Nether in their backyard. True story, bro. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

Once upon a time, a bunch of blocky adventurers stumbled into Storyfortune… Good luck surviving the economy and griefing prevention madness!

Abilities, adventurers, auction house, blocky, bunch, Chest Shops, custom heads, decorative heads, discord server, Economy, friendly community, Good, Griefing, java edition, Land claiming, LUCK, madness, Player Economy, player experience, player interaction, Player Warps, Prevention, rules, Safe Area, server trailer, skill levels, smp, Storyfortune, STUMBLED, Survival, Surviving, Time, Toggle PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Server Name	Storyfortune
Server IP	rdt.storyfortune.net
Version	1.21
Discord	https://storyfortune.net/discord
Rules	https://storyfortune.net/rules

Features:

GriefPrevention, Chest Shops, Auction House, Player Warps, /sit, Marriage, Toggle PvP, Head Merchant, Quests, Jobs, ChatGames, mcMMO

Overview:

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience. The server is grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. The server offers various features like player warps, shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and more.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server is grief-free and provides protection for player builds.
Can players create their own shops?	Yes, players can easily create and manage Chest Shops to buy and sell items.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Players have the option to toggle PvP on or off according to their preference.
Are there quests available for players to complete?	Yes, players can complete quests to earn money with the option to choose easy or hard challenges.
What is mcMMO?	mcMMO is a plugin that allows players to earn special abilities by leveling up 15 different skills on the server.

SadBoiCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, contemplation, deep thoughts, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Impact, Interpretation, introspection, Meaning, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, psychological reflection, realization, Reflection, SadBoiCraft, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Significance, sorrow, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	9960	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its wacky and wild adventures!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and boogie down. Dance with creepers, party with skeletons, and watch out for the zombie DJ who spins killer beats all night long.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!